The Best of Times
By Ozzallos
A Fukufics (dotcom) Production

Epilogue X2

A flattened three and a half foot long silver oval sat peacefully atop the eight story high power converter recently vacated by those whose sole goal was to destroy it and the source of power floating above—an 8,000 pure heart crystal reactor feeding humanities destruction. The manufacturing facility it supplied hadn’t come fully on line yet, but when it did, it would be capable of producing over fifteen thousand youma a day, more than enough to send a tide of destruction marching across the Earth.

The silver device sat unaware of the battle waging around it as its main processor measured time in discreet electrical pulses that flashed across a monofilament nervous system. Since the unit’s activation, it had measured two hundred and thirty nine of these pulses, which in themselves were nothing special.

Pulse two hundred and forty, however, was a notable exception.

The pulse hit the main processor and tripped a special flag in the software, causing dormant systems to come online and power up. The Elerium core at the center of the device came to life and power began to funnel into the five anti-matter capacitors surrounding it. In another sixty pulses, those capacitors would dump their full potential into the core, initiating a catalyst that would turn over two thousand miles of space into super heated plasma…

…or annihilate one pocket universe.

Pulse number two hundred and forty was noted and marked by the weapon’s processor as it completed its journey through the maze of circuitry, activating another protocol.

Warning... Option to countermand has expired.” The bomb spoke with ineffable calm. “Countdown, time minus one minute until detonation.”



“Point of no return!” Mercury called out, one kilometer down range from the last nuke of the Silver Millennium. “One minute!”

Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts considered his rapidly dwindling options as the remainder of their strike team filed through the temporal gate held open by Sailor Pluto. With well over ten thousand youma pressing their lines, he was going to have to come up something fast, and that something would have to be nothing short of a martial arts weapon of mass destruction. Ranma ran down the list of his own techniques and came up short, his most devastating special technique being a ki borne tornado when she really needed a hurricane. In fact, the only one that came close to having the power they needed to stay the demonic advance was in Saturn, and they really weren’t looking to destroy the pocket universe with all of them inside.

Options… options… Beyond Sailor Pluto was Mercury, Jupiter and Saturn, the final combatants chosen to hold the line until a safe- hell, any –retreat through Setsuna’s gate could be organized… But they had cut their force to the bone, evacuating everybody they could spare without being overrun in the process, and now the girls were fighting just to maintain parity with the opposing army. They were deadlocked and the clock was running down.

The pig-tailed martial artist was the best of her generation, and part of that ability came from her from a brain that could devise tactics on the fly and under any situation. It was an ability that had saved him and her friends more times than they would care to admit, and now that formidable intellect chewed on the current dilemma at terrifying speed, weighing the opposing force, firepower needed to dispose of them, tools at her disposal, time remaining and the necessary physics to pull off what was almost certain to be a suicide move. She spared a moment, staring at the two staves in her hands, one the embodiment of fire, the other ice. They were elements she had all too much familiarity with, and Sailor Nova new exactly what to do with them.

Sailor Nova fused the Gekkaja and Kinjakan back together and stepped to the center of the defensive ring around the wormhole, feeding power into the newly reformed staff. Ki flowed in a circle from her, to it and back,as she twirled it wildly in preperation for the ultimate technique that existed only in her minds eye, up until now.

Hiryu...”

The razor ring snapped away, igniting as it took flight. The Staff of Ascension continued to twirl in her hands, and the guided ring spiraled outward, trailing super-heated air.

Shoten...”

The spiral continued to expand out beyond their lines, and over the youma horde. The staff spun and Ranma focused every ounce of ki into the technique. If it worked, it'd give Pluto and herself the need breathing room to retreat themselves. If not... Well, they'd both buy it in a spectacular fashion.

Ha...”

The twisting stopped and Ranma flipped the staff around, its crescent blade facing downward. With a might heave, she shoved the blade into the ground, turning it to ice for hundreds of meters.

“ASCENSION!”

The shock wave ripped out from the staff and along the super-heated line of atmosphere, uncoiling like the dragon Ranma had unleashed so many times before. But now, those dragons seemed like fence lizards compared to the one she had now loosed. Air pressure and ki ripped outward beyond Nova , Pluto, and into the waiting army of youma where it crushed them mercilessly. The shock wave followed the heated spiral to the end and became self sustaining, forming into a tempest the likes of which few had ever seen. Saturn jumped through the portal, followed quickly by Mercury and Jupiter. Nova held onto the ice embedded staff for dear life as the winds threatened to rip her arms out of their sockets.

Ranma had known from the moment she felt the power build she was more than likely a dead woman. There was no chance for her to bridge the high pressure gap of super sonic wind separating her from salvation. She managed a tear strew look and caught sight of Pluto through the vapor and fog, seemingly standing against the tempest from within her own bubble of serenity.

Her impassive face said it all.

There would be no salvation for the martial artist and she could easily see the Senshi would make no move to help her. Apparently the time-bitch would keep her word, and the only question now was which would kill her first—The raging ki driven storm around her or the nuclear fireball waiting to be unleashed one kilometer away. The gale redoubled its efforts to tear her apart, and she tightened her slipping grip on the staff.

No, if she was going down, it was gonna take the blast from an ancient one gigaton super-weapon to do it.


Atop the plateau of the PHC converter, the ancient super weapon in question sat peacefully, reflecting the pink light of a construct that represented the slaughter of eight thousand people. This fact was lost on the Elerium weapon of mass destruction, whose central processor was preoccupied with counting the timing pulses that measured its remaining function in seconds. Another specially flagged pulse flashed across its monofilament circuitry, and the CPU made final preparations to end its life.

Time minus ten seconds until detonation.” The silver orb advised. “Elerium core primed. Terminal Protocols engaged. Final safeties released. Executing Defense of the Realm in five… four… three…”



The Senshi-Nermian team that had driven the tip of the spear home across two worlds watched the Pluto’s dimentional gate from Earth, just outside the Cherry Hill shrine. Mercury had the planetary computer link open, receiving live telemetry from the other end of the wormhole. The readings weren’t good. In fact, they sucked. She watched the timer tick down past the ten second mark and noted the power spike across the link’s display. The bomb was going terminal and neither Ranma or Pluto had yet to step across the gate boundry.

Five seconds.

Ami tore her eyes from the Mercury link and stared desperately into the shimmering blue mass that represented a pathway to another world. They had to make it back. Had to. They were the good guys. The good guys always win. Even when they lose, they win. Setsuna herself was damn near immortal while Yumei was a cast iron, bullet proof bitch, even if she was a guy half the time. They just had to---

PHoooMMP!

The porthole flashed and energy crackled away from it wildly, as unrestrained lighning bolts skittered across the earth. The gateway maintained its shape for a moment, then shuddered, twisting in upon itself. Another pulse of light and the Pluto’s gateway glowed neon red before loosing cohesion entirely and wavered out of existence. The only evidence that it had ever existed was the black scoring across the ground and their memories.

A continues keening tone marked the event, causing the others to look to Mercury for answers. The Senshi raised the protesting PDA-like device and stared at the screen in mounting horror. Across it read the words “transmission lost”. Even as the Sailors turned to her for answers, a soft gasp tore Moon’s attention from the shock-stricken Mercury and found Rei’s eyes riveted on Chibi.

“No…” Small Lady clutched her head, rocking slowly back and forth. “It wasn’t supposed to happen this way!”

Usagi blinked. Chibi was fading in and out of reality, as if she were a mirage. “Chibi, what’s happening to you!” She rushed forward to anchor the pink haired girl, only to find her hand pass clean through her shoulder. “Mercury, what the hell!”

“Temporal distortion!” Mercury replied, panic creeping back into her voice as she interpreted the new readings. “I can’t even get a time-space lock on her, Moon!”

“Chibi, stay with us!” Usagi pleaded, kneeling next to her ghostly visage. Her subsequent attempts to grab at her ended the same way the first had.

“It’s all gone…!” The pink haired princess gasped, as if the act of drawing a breath was becoming supremely hard. “I can’t remember…!”

Haruka spun around on Ami “Mercury, what the hell is happening here!”

Sailor Mercury’s fingers stabbed into the link, their speed fuelled by desperation. “I told you, it’s like she not even there! Her phase readings are jumping all over the place!”

Moon turned back, facing Mercury with steeled blue eyes. The Princess had arrived in full force. “I don’t care what it take, but you get her back—“ The air shuddered softly, causing Usagi to turn back to Chibi who now stood before her absolutely solid in form. She couldn’t hold the surprised gasp. “Mercury--!”

“I didn’t do it.” The Senshi cut her off abruptly. “I don’t know how the hell it happened, but she just popped back into phase suddenly.”

Cologne hopped into the circle of Senshi, trying to discern what had happened to the young girl with her three hundred years of human physiology expertise as a baseline. “Young Lady, are you alright...?”

Her eyes were wide, stareing into the distance without truly seeing anything. A single tear rolled down her face. “No, I’m not.” Her voice whispered in muted shock. “It’s never going to be okay again…”


“Twelve dormant readings, one alpha.” Sailor Mercury reported as she interpreted the Mercury link’s sensor readings. The target of those readings lay in the tree line, and with that information, Sailor Moon arrayed her forces accordingly.

“Venus, Jupiter, right flank.” She directed in a tone that meant she was all business. The two women nodded and took their positions thirty meters off to her right, setting up for a lethal ambush. Her fire team was in position.

Moon glaced sidelong to Mercury and nodded. The cobalt haired girl returned it and keyed her fuku’s imbedded communications array. “Mars, now.”

A fireball roared from a building behind the pair and into the tree line, blowing it and several meters of earth apart in a spectacular display of pyrotechnics. Another fireball streaked in, pulverizing the razed mound revealed by the first detonation. A plume of violent flame gouged the earth once again, showering the area with fiery debris.

Moon’s second in command smiled with internal satisfaction as the readings within the hive began to shift sporadically. Yeah, that rattled the bastards. “They’re coming out.” Moon nodded once more and stared into what was left of the burning tree line. Six months ago the Sailor Senshi had eliminated a major threat to the Earth, that being a massive youma incursion from a pocket universe. While they had succeeded in eliminating that threat, there were still loose ends left wandering around, and those loose ends had seen fit to entrench themselves in an attempt to multiply.

Sailor Moon was dealing with one of those loose ends right now.

The first youma climbed out of the smoldering underground hive and the blond smiled. This is what the threat to their world had been reduced to—Small masses of youma hiding beneath the ground, fighting pre-programmed guerilla campaign against them. She sniffed with contempt. Against the old Senshi, they might have done so effectively. Sure, they would have still lost, but the damage would have been extensive. Against the new Senshi, however…

“Venus, Jupiter, hold up.” Mercury advised, predicting Moon’s own thoughts exactly. “Wait for the main group.” Sure enough, more youma boiled struggled out of the carnage that had once been their makeshift base of operations. The battered demons looked around through the smoke and ash, attempting to find their tormenters. Sailor Moon and Mercury were the first people they found, standing out in the open of the park grounds. Of course, there was only one course of action that could be taken.

RROOOOoooOWWL!”

The cry went up in unison and a group of eight youma charged Moon and Mercury. The cobalt blue-haired Senshi sighed, almost bored, while Moon appeared to be examining her nails, oblivious to the threat in front of her.

“Now?”

Usagi arched an eye brow and considered Ami’s question for a few precious moments while the mob advanced on them. “Give them a few more seconds.” Mercury shrugged, and watched the short platoon rush closer, claws and jaws snapping in hurried time.

“Let’s not grandstand too much, your Highness.” She advised as their line drew within fifty meters. “Still got the big one to take care of.”

Usagi sighed. After a pocket universe full of monsters worse than this, it almost seemed anti-climatic. “Now.”

Waste ‘em.”

The response to Mercury’s order was instantaneous. There was no call to attack. No fancy dances or sounding out special techniques. One moment there was peace and silence along the youma’s right flank, then there was a Venus Love Me Chain ripping through it, tearing into it like a golden buzz saw. Three of the demons were cut down instantly and the advance faltered as the survivors desperately tried to find the source of the ambush. The chaos created by Venus was so complete that the remaining force failed to see the ball of compressed thunder fall into their ranks, detonating with cataclysmic results. Another two youma at ground zero were crushed into a fine paste as the over-compressed shockwave swallowed them up and proceeded to maim the survivors. Two more were savaged, leaving one combat functional demon alone amidst the destruction. The golden chain of death descended upon it and the platoon of youma ceased to exist.

The orange and green fuku’d women affected an unhurried stroll past the carnage they had wrought seconds before, joining Moon and Mercury.

“Well that was weak.” Venus commented, looking at the pair. “Don’t tell me Mars managed to take out the others when she opened up?”

Mercury shook her head. “Don’t worry. Three more left.” Jupiter squinted into the ruined tree line, and the lifeless cratered mound therein. “They’re still digging themselves out. In fact, they should be surfacing right about…”

BWWRAAaaaaWWLL!”

“…Now.” Mercury smiled, tapping on the link like clockwork.

“Uh, guys…” Jupiter took a step back as the three youma dug themselves from the wreckage of their former hive. It wasn’t the two ugly pink youma with tails and horns that caused her to take a double take. She instinctively knew they would go down like wet tissue paper. It was the three story tall mass of fangs and scales that had her attention.

“Huh.” Ami stated blandly, coaxing more data out of the PDA. “Didn’t see that one coming.”

“’It’s freaking huge’ is what you mean!” Venus protested. Even as it marched forward, one of its surviving brethren strayed to close to it and was squashed beneath a giant pink hoof.

Moon winced. “Ouch.”

The monster youma before them took a step forward and they took a step back. Mercury clicked the clamshelled link closed and prepped for battle. “It’s one of the siege youma. Energy blasts, super strength, the whole nine yards.”

“Right.” Sailor Moon replied, her memory sufficiently jogged. They had named the monstrously large youma from the other dimension ‘seige youma’, as their primary purpose seemed to be to anchor any youma incursion with its massive firepower and strength. In fact, she was loathing the fact that they didn’t have a Mishma Heavy Industries gunship handy to deal with it. “Semi-circle, on me. Don’t bunch up.” She paused, opening a channel to Mars. “Rei, light it up so we can get in close.”

“With pleasure.” The disembodied voice replied, and the top of a building two blocks away flashed to life. From it, the third fireball since the start of the engagement tore in and smacked into the Siege youma like a flaming hammer. The explosion incinerated the last remaining youma regular and stuck to its larger cousin like napalm. Its advance halted with the howl of pain just as another bolt tagged it, causing it to thrash around furiously.

NOW!”

All four Senshi were in motion, attacking the monster from different direction simultaneously. Moon’s golden tiara cut through one of four arms while Jupiter’s Supreme thunder attempted to punch a hole through it’s backbone armor. Venus stepped in and her Love Me Chain raked its hooved leg. A horizontal pillar of water followed the attack courtesy of Mercury, freezing the leg in place within a jagged icy block. Mars’ flaming attacks died out and the beast seemed to regain some composure, sending a bright blue energy bolt after Venus. The blast missed, but the shockwave hammered her into the ground as a plume of supernatural fire rose into the mid-day sky. Moon’s attention was diverted just long enough to miss the next energy blast with her name on it. The monsters other free arm extended and the bolt seem to reach out and grab her, plunging her consciousness into a world of pain. The blast slammed her into the earth and used her face to create a trench thirty meters long, before coming to a smoldering stop.

Moon pushed herself up, only to find the Siege Youma having broken free of Mercury’s ice trap and shambling towards her. The other Sailors were all around it, doing damage, but not fast enough to deter the beast from it’s single minded focus on ripping her apart. All four arms seemed to glow, and if she didn’t know any better, the youma’s face produced a fanged-filled smile.

“Oh shit…”

Huge blue balls of power coalesced in each hand and the youma wound-up, readying the energy torrent to launch. Usagi knew what was going to happen next, and it was going to hurt. The arms came back and—

Dead Scream.”

A pink ball of energy tore through the siege youma, taking with it a large chunk of flesh, bone and other vital organs. The blue energy in its hands disappeared abruptly and the demon fell to its spiked knees in agony.

“Dead scream?” Sailor Moon mouthed. There was only one Senshi she knew of that would use that attack, and if she was alive, then it meant… Her eyes found her savior balanced lightly atop a telephone pole, and her thought process halted abruptly. She recognized the black and white fuku immediately. Everything after that, however, crushed reality as she knew it.

The woman was a far cry from Pluto’s five foot seven height, barely topping five two herself. Instead of the flowing green hair, an impossibly bright red mane floated with the daytime breeze. No. No way. No way in hell could that be… The new Senshi appeared not to notice her or the other Sailors gaping as she flipped gracefully off the pole and landed within a few meters of the siege youma, who was trying to recover from having a quarter of its mass forcibly removed. The woman stepped in and waited for the massive creature to notice her. After a few seconds, a beady, sunken eyeball finally found her and raised a huge claw in response, ready to shred the source of its anguish. The massive fist of flesh came down and was intercepted by the point of her staff; a half moon blade that promptly turned the youma’s entire arm to ice on contact. Its beady little eyes mirrored Moon’s own expression, widening as she flipped the weapon around almost lazily and removed the appendage; the opposite ringed blade tip cutting through the ice. A violent geyser of steam accompanied the act, and the arm fell to the earth where it promptly shattered into a few thousand pieces.

A state of shock existed within the monster’s limited thought process, allowing the redhead a moment to admire her handiwork before looking back up into the youma’s eyes, waiting for its next move. The Senshi didn’t have long to wait. The demon had three remaining arms and it put them all to work in a simultaneous strike that was sure to hit her. At least that’s what it thought. The Sailors too.

It didn’t.

Her form blurred into a streak of red and the staff whirled around, carving the arms off at their elbows. Two went down as blocks of ice while the third in scorching flame. The blur subsided and the only evidence that the Senshi had even moved was her settling red hair.

“Is that it?” She asked rhetorically and now it was the youma who took a step back. “Nah, don’t think so.” She raised a hand it glowed with power. “Moko Takabisha revised… Chrono Takabisha.”

A shivering blue ball floated from the outstretched hand and into the armless youma. For a moment, nothing happened, then the youma itself shuddered and screamed, hitting the ground and proceeded to twitch violently.

“What the hell did she hit him—“ Mercury was asking as she pulled Moon up from her trench, when the entire three story tall youma began to fold in upon itself. Its chest cavity crumbled as bone splintered, and with one final waver of light, the demon was gone. The remaining Senshi gathered around the redhead and stared in total disbelief while she gazed into the space the monster had just been forcibly evicted.

“R-Ranma?” Sailor Moon asked with trepidation, reaching out to touch the woman to ensure she actually did exist. Her probing fingers found the shoulder solid and a smile broke out across her face. It was a smile of joy and relief; however it failed to move Ranma, who continued to stare into space.

“If Ranma’s alive…” Rei began softly, coming to the only logical conclusion available to her, minus any of the facts. It was the same one that Usagi and the others came to. Ranma made it. So had Setsuna. Somehow, against all odds…

“Setsuna is alive too…?” Ami forwarded the largely rhetorical question. The answer was obvious. The good guys always—

“No.”

Time skipped a beat as the word was processed by the Senshi surrounding Ranma. “But…”

Ranma turned to Usagi for the first time since their meeting, confronting her directly. There was no emotion in her voice as she spoke her next words. “Setsuna Meiou is dead.”

“Pluto is... Dead?” Makato repeated, as if unable to believe the statement.

“No.” Ranma corrected in the same, emotionless voice. “Setsuna is dead.”

“But…” Now everybody was confused and Usagi was getting a very bad feeling about where all this was going.

“Setsuna didn’t make it,” She continued. “But I’m Ranma Saotome, Guardian of Time and the last Princess of Pluto.”


Usagi stared at the girl sitting across from her, and the words coming out of her mouth just didn’t make any sense. If being dead wasn’t enough, there was no way she could have carried the mantle of Pluto. While her Sailor Nova persona would always be fondly remembered, she was neither a real sailor or reincarnated. Her fuku had been a costume, not real armor. The only thing real about Nova was her martial arts ability and the staff she bore, which was a relic from the Silver Millennium. Now here she was in the shrine, not only alive, but claiming Setsuna was dead and she had taken her place.

“Not buying it.” Haruka stated from across the room, staring icy daggers into the red head. “In fact, we oughta beat you within an inch of your miserable life for impersonating our friend.”

Ranma’s eyes slowly found Uranus and stared back, matching the icy glare but saying nothing. Moon shivered. This wasn’t the Sailor Nova she had met. No snappy comebacks. No issuance of challenge. Just silent, ominous threat.

“That dead scream she let loose was the real deal.” Ami inserted. “Pulled the sensor log. Aside from the minor variations in quantum flux the energy signatures match with a Senshi of Pluto.”

“A trick.” Michiru pointed out, though in a far less certain tone than partner.

“You’d like a demonstration.” Ranma stated in calm voice, finally turning her attention to the pair of outers. “Sailor Nova was a fake. I can assure that this—“ She triggered the transformation and the pink glow around her called the black and white fuku armor forth. “—is the real thing.”

She pulled the Staff of Ascension out of weapons space and Usagi couldn’t help but to stare… That wasn’t the same weapon she remembered Ranma wielding. The differences started at the crescent blade, its reverse edge notched at precise angles. The shaft of the stave was also notched with precise, angular teeth that prevented a smooth level down the first half of its length. The end ring seemed unchanged, save the glowing, blood red crystal floating at its center.

“And I had almost thought I’d never get a---“ Uranus’ words were cut off abruptly as a subtle gust erupted around her, accompanied by the ice cold feeling of steel at her neck. The Senshi of Uranus dared not move, staring into the empty space Ranma had just occupied. It didn’t take a genius to realize who was holding the blade to her neck now.

“Rematch, ‘Ruka-chan?” The low whisper tickled her ear. “I’d drop you in a heartbeat if it weren’t for all the fond memories I have of you.”

At any other time, the situation might have been an extreme turn on. A beautiful woman pressed to her back, whispering in her ear…That might have even been the intention, but the cold edge that threatened to vent a major artery kept Haruka firmly rooted to reality.

The remaining Senshi stared. Ranma hadn’t moved. They were positive of that fact. Every single one of them knew that the martial artist was pre-naturally quick, but this registered on an entirely different level. One moment she had been there, the next, gone.

“Time stop.” Ami said, consulting her Mercury link. “No movement recorded, but there are definite signs of temporal displacement.”

The blade lowered from Haruka’s throat and she bolted away, spinning around. “You can’t do that! That’s a suicide move!” Ranma frowned. It was probably the most emotion she had displayed since her arrival.

“For Setsuna, it was.”


Princess Pluto squinted across the twenty foot distance that separated her from Ranma Saotome. Leaping the gap from the ice imbedded staff to the porthole would be all but impossible, even for a martial artist of Ranma’s caliber, and the only reason she herself hadn’t been swept away by the mach two gale was the time space bubble she resided in. “Sailor Nova” had no such respite, and the very tempest she unleashed was battering her mercilessly. Pluto couldn’t help but to note the sickening irony. After all the work she had put into removing the boy as a threat, he went and removed himself.

And saved all their asses in the process.

That particular fact didn’t sit well with the Senshi. She had done a good many things in her life and lay through many sleepless nights because of them, but she had developed a high tolerance to guilt. Her job was to safeguard the Senshi and insure the survival of humanity in the process. All in all, it was one hell of a rationalization that allowed her to do any number of very nasty things in the name of love and justice. Part of her wanted to say this was just another step down that bloody path. Ranma would go down by fire or ice and Setsuna would go home, get blasted on sake and do it all over again the next day. The other part of her… There was a quiet rebellion taking place in Setsuna’s mind. What right did she have to take the life of somebody who so willingly marched into the fire, knowing that there was a good chance that they wouldn’t be coming back? A person who had the same mentality as she did—Doing whatever it took to safe guard the future of the world she loved?

But instead of taking other peoples lives to do it, Ranma Saotome, soon to be dead heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial had given his own..

Could she really do it again? Could she murder another fellow patriot so willingly? And what did that say about her? Would she do the same to Ami? Maybe Rei? If it came down to it, would she remove one of her own team from existence to secure the near impossible dream? The answer sickened her and in that moment, Setsuna Meiou knew what she had to do. Oblivion reached out to snatch the martial artist with a flash of light and Setsuna unsheathed the time key one last time.

“Jikan yo Tomore.”

The hypervelocity storm raging around her ground to a halt, and even the blast wave rushing for them froze in its ferocious expansion. Sailor Pluto stepped from the safety provided by the gate's rift and into a universe rapidly draining of color. She moved through the curtains of mist and vapor over to Ranma, whose life and death struggle against the forces she wrought were reduced to a single frame floating in time. Setsuna looked the fuku’d warrior up and down, noting every painful line etched in her face, the strain in her muscles against a phantom wind.

The Guardian of time nodded with approval. If she was to give her life for another, then better it be to somebody who would fight until they had breathed their last, and then some. Setsuna extended her staff once more, noting the darkening reality around her. You can’t fight time forever, she thought ruefully and touched the cursed martial artist with the heart tip. Sailor Nova began to glow softly, gaining intensity with unnatural shimmer. Her body was enveloped and the light peaked and vanished, leaving nothing behind but the form of a martial artist that once was. The world around Setsuna continued to darken and burn away like an over-exposed negative.

Forgive me, Ranma-kun, it was the best I could do.” She sighed, lowering the time key to her side. Time continued to crumble in upon itself, dissolving into a mass of formless shadows until only a small space around her person remained lit.

And it was there Setsuna Meiou, Guardian of Time and the Last Princess of Pluto finally found her peace.



“To the time gates?” Usagi queried as Ranma powered down from Senshi mode and back into the her civilian dress, which consisted of loose red slacks, a black silk blouse and jacket, complementing the long unbound mane of bright red hair.

Ranma nodded, taking another sip of tea with the pause in their discussion. “It was the only place she could send me, having frozen our original escape route in time.”

“But shouldn’t you have just…” Ami asked tentatively, stepping lightly across the subject of death, especially when it involved opening so many old wounds for everyone involved.

“Died?” Ranma let a slight smile cross her face. Moon noticed more emotion trickle back into her friend the longer she was around them. “Setsuna was bound by that protocol, not I.”

“You changed Queen Serenity’s protocols?” Michiru mouthed, eyes widening. Behind her, Haruka remained silent, but glaring, still nursing her bruised ego.

“Not exactly.” She smiled warmly, and for a moment, the Senshi of Neptune could have sworn it had come from Setsuna. “The Queen’s protocols were specifically written for Setsuna Meiou. There’s no way she could have foreseen somebody taking her post in the manner I did.”

“And how was that?” Haruka questioned, with a trace of hostilitiy. Still it was magnitudes less than what had erupted earlier.

“The wish.”

The girls looked at Ranma with blank expressions, and the redhead suppressed a sigh, knowing she was going to have to recount the entire sordid tale. “About nine months ago, I came into possession of a sword that granted wishes.”

“Sword?”

“Wishes?”

“No way.”

Ranma smirked and Usagi watched the tide of personality change from something that resembled the mysterious Setsuna to the roguish Ranma. “Any more impossible than a gender shifting martial artist?” That shut them all up. “Anyway, I made a wish… To know why I could never get a moment’s peace. As it turned out, Setsuna was behind that particular aspect of my life and I found out far more than I ever wanted to know about her.”

“How much..?” It was a new voice and Ranma turned to find the pink hair of Chibi Usa. Suddenly, the red head was at a loss for words as a full head of emotion rushed to the forefront. Everybody in the room could see it, and was wondering just how the child had affected her so. Whatever she was feeling it obviously wasn’t pleasant.

Everything.”

Moon glanced from Ranma to Chibi, wondering what the connection was. With the presumed deaths of Ranma and Setsuna six months ago, the child had lapsed into a depressive state that was totally at odds with her usual, bubbly personality. Any assurances that everything would be okay died the moment she began to fade from existence, and it was only through later analysis- much of it Ami’s –did they realize the probable cause. It had happened once before, and it meant that some key component had been removed from the girl’s future. That component, Ami had figured, was Setsuna. Without the Senshi to bring her back in time to them, Chibi became the focus of a paradox- a concept Usagi herself barely understood –and began to fade from existence. In fact, she was still at a loss to explain why Chibi was even still alive.

What had become obvious was the source of the girl’s anxiety and mounting depression… Whatever had happened, her entire future was built on quicksand. Without a Sailor Pluto, she couldn’t go back to the parent she knew. In fact, the world as she knew it no longer existed without the lynchpin named Setsuna Meiou. Her parents. Family. Friends. Even her childhood had been erased in favor of a new future.

“Puu?” It was a meek whisper, one mixed with hope, longing and sadness in equal measure. It surprised everybody in the room to see Ranma kneel down to her level and open her arms.

“Come, child.”

Small Lady needed no further prompting, and slammed into Ranma like a freight train of tear, no longer holding back the emotion she had held at bay for the past six months. “They’re gone, Puu, they’re gone! Every last one of them!”

Ranma pulled the child tighter into her, stroking her hair as she cried into her shoulder. “I know, Chibi… I know…”

The sobbing continued unabated. “Mom, Dad… ‘Kira-kun… Auntie Setsuna … You… All gone!”

The Senshi watched the scene with morbid fascination as Chibi Usa cried in Ranma’s arms as if she were a long time friend. Even more surprising was Ranma’s unabashed acceptance of the child, as she tenderly stroked the tearful pink haired girl.

“I won’t leave you, Chibi…” Ranma whispered into her ear, and the sniffling girl seemed to regain some composure. “Not ever.”

She waited a moment longer as Chibi Usa took the promise to heart, wiping the tears from her eyes. Ranma stood up, looking fondly down at the girl one last time before turning back to the others, who stared with questions radiating from their being, but were to polite to ask. She decided to dispense with formalities.

“You all know what happened to Chibi six months ago.” She began, and the group around her nodded. While the exact nature of temporal mechanics remained a mystery to most of those present, the effects weren’t. “When Setsuna stopped time to save me, she unwittingly created a paradox in which Chibi here couldn’t have come back in time, since there was now literally nobody to do it. She died and set into motion a temporal cascade that nearly removed Chibi from time. Had I not acted, none of you would even remember she existed.”

“You acted?” Ami’s ears perked up. She had been one of the few in the room who understood the full implications of Chibi’s paradox and was now being offered an explanation as to why the girl didn’t disappear outright.

Ranma nodded. “I manipulated the Time Gates and anchored Chibi to this timeline. It let her continue to exist, but the price was… high. She’s now an independent element within the flow of time. As such, everything she knew- her past and our future –is gone.” A sniffle from Chibi punctuated the statement, and she clinged tighter to Ranma, who in turn let her hand flow through the child’s pink hair.

Rei spoke up, raising a hand tentatively as if she were in class and talking to the teacher, which was odd, since Ranma was carrying herself like one. One of the better ones, she noted absently. Calm and patient. “But can’t you just… Return her back to the future? Like Setsuna was going to?”

“No.” Ranma shook her head slowly. “With Setsuna’s death, the future has been rewritten. If I were to return Chibi to the future, she would find another in her place. While some of it might be similar, a lot has changed with my predecessor’s death.”

“So you’re saying there’ll be two Chibi’s eventually?” Michiru fidgeted with a strand of her luscious green hair. Her mind trying to wrap itself around the new possibility.

Ranma cast a sidelong glance over to Usagi. “Assuming certain outcomes come to pass, yes.” The blond instantly began to glow bright pink, her eyes shifting around nervously.

“So you’re Setsuna now.” Haruka pressed, her voice laden with disbelief. Miraculously, all traces of its former venom had vanished.

“No.” Ranma frowned. It was obviously not the most pleasant subject for her to discuss. “As I said, the wish granted me knowledge as to why I could never have a moment’s peace. The sword fulfilled that wish literally, giving me awareness as to Setsuna and her plans regarding me. I thought that was the extent of the wish. Simple awareness. I knew who Setsuna was, her Senshi identity and a fair amount of minutiae.”

“I had no idea just how wrong I was.”


The void.

Ranma paced the void once again, casting a baleful glare at its only other occupant, two huge, intricately carved double doors. What day was it again? They had lost their names early on in her stay and had since been regulated to numbers. Today’s day was number fifty eight. Maybe. There was no day or night in the void, making it all but impossible to accurately measure time.

What time is it?” The doors considered the question and responded in silence. Ranma fumed, mumbling something about the doors and their questionable linage. Halfway through her litany of curses, Ranma stopped short, realizing that she was holding a conversation with a door. Not good. Almost as bad as that time when I sacked Egypt, she thought with amusement. The plague of locus had been especially—

AHHHHAAARRR!” the scream echoed across the endless night, and the redhead fell to her knees. “Get out of my head!” Ranma sent a fist into the insubstantial surface she was kneeling on, only to have it softly intercepted by a counter force. The nullification of her attempt at physical violence only fueled her anger, and she whipped around, glaring at the double doors. “Oh, you just think this is SO funny, don’t you!” the doors remained silent. “Fucking doors! Moko Takabisha!”

The ki shot covered the small distance at near light speeds, flashing into the doors and ablating across their surface with a loud crack of energy. Ranma glared at the structure. As usual, they had come through the abuse absolutely unscathed. It pissed her off to no end. She pulled the Staff of Ascension from weapons space and rushed them, wedging the crescent bladed edge into the center seam. She shifted her leverage hard right and attempted pry the double doors open with everything she had, an attempted that last only ten minutes as neither the staff nor doors yielded to her pressure.

Alright, fine.” The martial artist growled. He stepped away from the doors, gaining distance. “If that’s the way you wanna play it, have it your way! DEAD SCREAM!”

Silence greeted the technique and Ranma stood by in incomprehension. That should have worked. She stared at her hands wondering why a pink ball of death hadn’t erupted from them to smash the doors to smoldering ash. She was about to reposition herself for another attempt when horrible realization desended upon her.

The was her technique.

Ranma stared at her hands. “What the hell is happening to me!” She gasped, alone in the night. “I ain’t her!” She took deep breaths and tried to calm herself, settling into a crouch. If this was Setsuna’s idea of a practical joke, it really wasn’t funny anymore. Not by a long shot. How long is she going to keep her locked up? Years? Is this her solution to removing me as a threat to Crystal Tokyo? Somehow, the answer came up as a negative for Ranma. She was getting to know the green haired woman all to well and it didn’t strike her as something Pluto would do. After all, these were the Time Gates. You wouldn’t leave a potential advesary— Ranma’s thoughts paused again, staring at the double doors and the staff imbedded in their seam.

So that’s what they are.

Ranma hopped up from her crouch with renewed purpose, and strode over to the doors. Her hand closed around the staff and pulled it from the seam, returning it back to weapons space. Time Gates. Ranma knew she shouldn’t have known that. Couldn’t have known that. But she did, and it unnerved her. She ran a finger down the unmarred seam and across the intricate carvings. The touch was accompanied by another flash of insight… the first time she had laid eyes on them. The Queen was at her side, showing her… The martial artist squeezed her eyes shut, and shook her head free of the vision. She broke contact with the gates and stepped away from them as if they were a threat. She knew they weren’t of course, but the visions… no, not visions, she decided. Memories.

Setsuna’s memories.

It had taken over a month to come to that conclusion, but it was the only one Ranma could come with. She had been seeing things through the woman's eyes. Feeling them. And it was getting worse. With the familiar surroundings, the memories had started to flow into her brain at a faster pace. Coupled with the near total sensory deprivation of the time gate void, and the brain was very receptive to input. How she was even still alive after over a month without water was beyond the pigtailed girl, but that was the least of her concerns at the moment. Keeping her sanity was, and was becoming increasingly harder to separate her memories from Pluto’s.

Ok, think…” Ranma prodded herself aloud. “Why the hell is this happening…?” She had had plenty of time to think on the matter and there was only one thing she could attribute the memories to… “That damn wish…” She growled. The sword had evidentially taken her quite literally, not simply identifying and knowing the source of her angst, but knowing everything about her, right down to the woman’s life experiences… all three thousand, five hundred and sixty three years of them. The normal human memory knew decay. Very few people would recall their entire life experience, and even fewer over three thousand years of it. Chunks of it would be reduced to vague impressions, fond recollections and the like. Ranma’s wish knew no such limitations, however and it was all getting squeezed into her brain like an over-stuffed package. Not instantly, mind you, but just fast enough not to kill her outright.

Ranma’s mind found another unpleasant topic to dwell on… Like how the hell she was going to get out before she went insane, between the memories and near sensory deprivation. The void had no sound, no real light save the glow of the doors. Nothing to feel, let alone taste. The redhead stared at the Time Gates once again. She knew what they were. Now all she had to do was get them to work before she broke.

No, she decided. Ranma Saotome, never loses.



“Three thousand…” Hotaru breathed, sitting on the edge of the sofa as Ranma recounted the tale. Ranma nodded silently from her kneeling position on the floor, Chibi Usa wrapped possessively around her as if the redhead herself were a lifeline.

“I remember everything that she was.” Ranma spoke softly. “Hell, I even remember bringing the lil Spore here back in time to you guys.” Slight shock registered on Chibi’s face as she jerked up to look at Ranma, finding a warm smile. A little smile pierced her cloudy depression and she tightened her grip tightened around the redhead. “Make no mistake however, I am not her. I battled long and hard with those memories. They threatened to swallow me up… I mean, what is eighteen years as you versus three thousand as somebody else? The line blurs.”

“I’m sure it does…” Ami whispered. Like Usagi next to her, she had been watching as traces of Setsuna ripple across Ranma’s personality. But she was right. There was an undeniable difference. She was neither the Ranma they knew nor the Setsuna of old. This amalgam carried herself with confidence, yet retained the cloak of calm mystery.

“…So you won’t have to worry about me sneaking up on you any time soon, Princess.” The mischievous smile grew and Usagi readily identified it as Ranma’s. “Now ‘Ruka and Michi-chan on the other hand…”

“You say that like you know us.” Haruka stated flatly while her partner kept her expression neutral.

“That’s my point.” Ranma offered guilessly. “Everything Setsuna knew about you, I know. Which is why I’ve tabled any feud we may have had in the past. I… she remembers you both too fondly for me to hold that sort of grudge.”

Haruka blinked. It was true… They had all been close friends, but… Uranus further speculation on the matter was cut short by the click of the front door and the entry of a lean woman with long black hair clad in a blue happi and black tights. The leather bandolier and giant combat spatula slung around her back identified her to the Senshi immediately.

“Tell me you saved some snacks for…” Ukyo’s voice trailed off as her eyes fell upon Ranma, and her breath seemed sucked away by an invisible force of nature. “…me…” She stood there for several long seconds before her something close to a coherent thought formed in her mind. “...Ranma!”

Ranma’s eyes widened as she stood up slowly. She had known that her child hood friend had been hanging out with the Senshi, but to have her just suddenly appear… She recovered from her initial shock and Ukyo watched as her face closed up into serene mystery, content, unrevealing in its nature. “Hello, Uccha—OOF!”

A second train of tears ran headlong into her, nearly running over Small Lady in order to get to the red headed Senshi. “You’re not dead? How in the hell—no wait! I don’t care! I don’t give a damn! Just tell me this isn’t a dream, Ran-chan!”

Ranma smiled and wrapped her arms around her oldest friend. “If it’s a dream, it’s pretty sick and perverse. Either way, it’s... It’s good to see you, Ucchcan.”

They held the embrace for several minutes before Ukyo untangled herself from Ranma, looking her over for the first time since his death. Or her death, she revised, taking in her friend and fiancées current fashion. More telling was the hair, which was now an unbound mane of long red hair. She knew the person across from her like the back of her hand, and several key pieces of logic instantly snapped into place. First the hair. Ranma just didn’t let it get that long unless it was part of some ruse. Second, the fashion. While it wasn’t frilly, it was definitely feminine in nature and the styling left more than enough room for combat mobility, she appraised. Finally, came the way she held herself. Beyond the hair, it was the most striking change of all. The other two elements could have been attributed to Ranma and the games that tended to surround him, but the way she held herself now was totally un-Ranma. She was confident, yet reserved. Even mysterious. It wasn’t the cocky stance she had grown so used to seeing, no matter what form he wore.

The red headed Guardian of Time noticed Ukyo’s appraisal and nodded. “Yes, there’s been a few changes.”

“The curse?” It wasn’t a question any of the Senshi had bothered to ask given their lack of familiarity with Ranma’s daily life, but Ukyo was seeking a reason for the change and it was the first most logical question to ask.

“Unlocked.” Ranma kept her expression carefully neutral, knowing what was coming next.

“Whew.” Ukyo relaxed. “I thought the change was permanent for a moment there.“

“It is.” The Okanomiyaki master blinked. “It’s been a hard road getting back here, Uuchan…”

Her mind processed the implications and everything that came with it. Ranma’s guarded expression helped solidify the conclusion she came to. He was a she and she was staying that way for a reason. It also meant the engagement—all of them –were more than likely dead. Ukyo took a deep breath and sighed, then settled on a smile that was totally at odds with what Ranma had been expecting.

“That’s not important now.” She decided. “What is, is that you’re alive to tell me all about it.”


Pan left, eight degrees.” Ranma directed, and the image in front of her rotated left at a lethargic pace. It was a rainy day she was watching, and everyone was in black with matching umbrellas. Kinda fitting, she mused. “Wide angle. Give me fifteen meters AGL. Z-minus five.” The scene pulled out, allowing the view of the entire scene. She chuckled as Ryoga Hibiki came into view. Ryoga in a suit and tie. It doesn’t get much better than that. Shampoo was all decked out, while her grandmother was flanked by an Amazon ceremonial honor guard. Nice touch. Even better was the wary glances they were shooting at the Musk honor guard across the isle, with Herb as their ambassador. Baby Saffron, Kira and the Phoenix were simply icing on the cake after that. The redhead stifled another chuckle, as if they’d somehow be able to hear her through the opened double doors.

All in all, it was pretty funny considering it was her funeral they were all attending.

That, and the images she was watching play out were about three months old, now. The martial artist watched for a few minutes longer, noting that it wasn’t quite as good as Ceasar’s funeral. Now that was a—Ranma paused, grinding her teeth in irritation. Not my memory, not my memory, mot my memory, she clenched a fist, burning the mantra into her head. While it was a small victory to have successfully caught the mental trespass, she knew for every foreign memory she caught, five more normally slid past unnoticed. Of course, unlike Ceasar, she was still alive, so he was welcome to the larger funeral. Ranma shook her head and turned her attention back to the Time Gates. Speaking of Setsuna…

Date, April 11th, 1990. Time: 10:30am. 35 by 40 by 49 point 13 north, 139 by 43 by 43 point 27 east, execute.”

The scene she had been watching flashed away to a different location thirteen miles south of Nerima, floating high above a small graveyard. “Ten meters AGL at forty-five degrees, z-minus eight.” The gates obeyed the command, dropping from aloft and settling in on another funeral, this one much smaller than the last she visited. Eight girls stood around a single plot, their dress varying wildly with each individual. Fortunately they had better weather than the presumed dead martial artist laid to rest three days earlier. Ranma cocked her head, studying the scene for maybe the tenth time since she had stumbled acrossed it. It wasn’t the hero’s farwell she herself had received, but that wasn’t what caused her pause.

Six, seven, eight…” Ranma counted of softly as Usagi and the girls began laying single roses on Setsuna Mieou’s empty coffin, one by one. “What’s wrong with this picture…?” The redhead whispered, leaning forward in her sitting position before the gates. “Y plus thirty two, Z plus three. Give me a tight angle.” The gates obeyed and swung her view up and around, affording Ranma a close up of everybody present. She counted the girls off by their planetary names this time and frowned when she got to the last one. “Now where’d the lil’ Spore run off to?”

The answer was obvious. She simply wasn’t there. Ranma put a finger to her lips. The question was why wasn’t she there? Puu was one of her best friends, Ranma rationalized, not realizing she had adopted Chibi’s title for Setsuna from memories that weren’t hers. There’s no way she’d miss this event. She didn’t know their entire history, but the memories had been flowing steadily. They were connected somehow and for some reason, the fact that she wasn’t present filled Ranma with foreboding. In fact, she hadn’t been able to find the little pink haired girl anywhere. Setsuna and Chibi… Something to do with time tra—

Ranma bolted to her feet suddenly, panic firing through her brain. “Scan timeline. Report last major paradox.” The fact that she even knew what a paradox was a trip unto itself, she realized as the funeral faded from view and was replaced by thick blackness. Blue lines began to appear in the darkness, some intersecting while still more branched away. The main blue line continued until it was interrupted by a pulsing red dot.

Last major paradox at 15.3380Z.00001 by 132.900567AX0004.00 time-space.” The gates reported in a soft female voice, pausing over the red dot. Ranma Saotome mentally converted the co ordinance with memories that weren’t hers and swore. Not only was that the day Pluto sent her to this hell hole, it was the day she died. And if she died, what would have happened to Chibi Usagi? The redhead actively dug through Setsuna’s memories now, drawing a blank. They were connected somehow and Chibi had paradoxed out when Setsuna bought it.

And I was just starting to like the little trouble-maker…” Ranma frowned unhappily, also unaware that her memories were mixing with Setsuna’s own affections for the girl. No, she decided. It wasn’t going to go down like that. “Open gates to 15.3380Z.00001 by 132.900567AX0002.00 time space.” She was going to fix this little—

“Operation restricted.” The gates’ disembodied voice chided. “Your access is insufficient to perform the requested operation. Please contact the Time Gate administrator for further assistance.”

Ranma fumed, glaring at the gates themselves. It wasn’t the first time she had heard that message. “The administrator is DEAD, you piece of junk! Let me OUT!”

The gates sat passively by, ignoring her orders.

Ranma began pacing, shooting daggers at the construct. She had been here for three months and still had yet to find a way out. While Setsuna’s memories had allowed her to use some of the gate’s lower functions, they were still largely incomplete, and whatever magic she used to get the damn things to work was still safely hidden behind the curtain that was leaking the memories into her brain in the first place. If not for the current situation, she would prefer it to remain that way, as they had begun to screw with her gender sense in earnest. That night with Lancelot really stuck out in her mind. It was quite—Ramma scowled, chopping that particular memory down at the source. It had already led to more than enough trouble, taking her down roads she swore she’d never visit in this particular body. Not that it hadn’t been entirely unpleasant. In fact…

AAHHHHaaaRR!” Ranma clutched her head with one hand, pounding on it with the other. She stepped away from the gate and launched into a blistering kata, attempting to clear her mind. Focus… focus… It was a devilish situation to be trapped in, she realized. If she wanted out, she had to accept Setsuna’s memories to find whatever would unlock the gates. At the same time, they brought with them an unbelievable burden. Not only did they creep in, muddying her own memories, but they were changing her and she woke up every day, fighting for her own identity. If she just accepted those memories outright, it was going to get worse sooner than it got better. Sure, she’d probably find a way out, but at what cost?

But that was the price. Ranma fell out of her kata, considering the dilemma. If she wanted out, she had to accept the memories. Not just pieces of them, as the wish hadn’t afforded her that particular luxury. All of them. Not only did she have to accept all of them, she had to retain her identity in the process, since the last person she wanted to become was Setsuna Meiou. If it was just her life, the decision would have been much harder for Ranma. But it wasn’t. Chibi had paradoxed and the redhead felt an empty, saddening hole where she had existed in her thoughts and memories. The kid deserved better.

Her course decided, Ranma Saotome settled in for the long haul, none too pleased as to where that road would take her. Even as she accepted her fate, there was one amusing thought that became her ever present companion…

The life of a martial artist was, without a doubt, filled with peril.



“So you’re completely…” Ukyo asked softly, unable to finish the question that was too alien to her view of Ranma.

“Three thousand years of her versus eighteen of little old me.” The long haired redhead replied in an offhanded manner, then smiled. “Overall, I’d say I faired pretty well.” She paused and the smile faded slightly. “But there was no avoiding some of the sacrifices I had to make.”

Ukyo nodded somewhat solemnly, recognizing exactly what those sacrifices were. Ranma, the man among men was all but gone. His core remained, but a changed person had emerged from the Time Gates to save Chibi and himself… Herself, she mentally revised. No man remained in the person named Ranma Saotome, of that she was certain. Somewhere in the void, Ranma had crossed too far over that particular line to return, and she had evidentially made peace with herself concerning it. It was also something the chef would have to---

“Wait a minute…” Ukyo paused abruptly, interrupting her own thoughts. “You made out with Sir Lancelot?”

The redhead didn’t even blush. “By proxy.” She stated evenly. If Ukyo didn’t know better, she could have sworn there was even a slight smile in there somewhere. “After all, it wasn’t my body.” Ranma didn’t feel it necessary to mention the fact that while it hadn’t been her body, she remembered every exquisite detail of that encounter quite vividly, let alone the fact that she was probably the Earth’s foremost living authority on sex, even if she was still technically a virgin herself.

“I didn’t realize that Set-chan got around so much.” Haruka muttered to herself, a sentiment that was shared by most of the Senshi present. The woman had been so mysterious that none of them knew anything of the time she spent shepherding history along.

For her part, Ranma simply shrugged off the stares. “She had a lot of time on her hands, go figure.” This revelation produced dumb nods from her audience, as it pretty much said it all. Ami, however, was already doing the math.

“Three thousand some years time, one guy per year…” She mentally ticked through the numbers.

“At a minimum.” Ranma added off-handedly, causing Ukyo to blush. Others simply gaped.

“And you… remember them all?” The Okanomiyaki master simply couldn’t believe Ranma Saotome, manly man of men had fallen so far from that ideal, let alone become so… worldly. It was a sharp contrast from the martial artist she had known a mere six months ago, one that could barely stand to have a girl hang on him let alone discuss matters of intimacy so openly. Ranma simply nodded, keeping her peace on the subject. An uncomfortable silence settled down on the group, while certain others marked Ranma as the go-to person on matters of intimacy, should the matter arise.

Ukyo shifted away from the uncomfortable topic. “So does your family know you’re alive?”

Ranma’s serene mask slipped noticeably and a hint of fear crept across it. “No. Wasn’t planning on letting them know either.”

Ukyo Kuonji blinked. Then she blinked again. Usagi took up the next obvious question; the one Ukyo was dying to ask. “But… why?”

“I’ve had about six months to think on it, and I agree with Setsuna.” Ranma began sullenly. “I’ve taken over the mantle of Pluto. Everyone I know will pass away. I don’t need that. They don’t need to watch me stay young while they slowly die off…” With those words, it was the first time any of them considered their impact on the world around them, beyond the theme of love and justice. They would all live on even as their family and friends grew old and died around them. “Since I’m already dead, I think I’ll let sleeping dogs lie, y’know?”

“Oh no you will not, Ran-chan!” Ranma’s head jerked up from her introspection, finding his best friend’s eyes locked solidly with hers. “A little bit of Nerima died that day with you. Do you know how many times your mother tried to commit seppuku?”

The answer came softly. “Yes.”

“Even the Tendo’s suffered after they heard about your death.” Ukyo detailed the events of since her absence. "And Akane… She’s just not the same. Her spark is gone. I never thought I’d say it, but I miss it.”

“I don’t know…”

“You should.” Ranma blinked. The voice came from the diminutive pink haired girl wrapped around her. She stared up at the Princess of Pluto with her big red eyes. “Enjoy them while you can.” A tear rolled out of one eye, leaving a glistening trail down her cheek. One from Ranma herself soon followed. Of all people, Small Lady would know, she thought, and given Ranma’s unique circumstances, her words carried substantially weight with the martial arts guardian of time, more so than her ex-fiancee. She looked from her, then back to Ukyo, who simply nodded in agreement.

“Okay.”

Chibi smiled brightly and tightened her hug around the redhead. Ukyo gave her a pat on the shoulder. “It’s gonna be okay, Ran-chan.”

The pair sat comforting Ranma for a few more moments until she had recovered enough to field Michiru’s question, which was thankfully not along the same vein as the last. She couldn’t have known that her particular topic of conversation was a keg of high explosives waiting to be lit. Neptune struck the match.

“So if you’re the new Senshi of Time, how is Crystal Tokyo looking?” She forwarded. “Has the change-over disrupted those probabilities?”

“Yes.” The reply brought an instant hush over the other Sailors.

“How…?” Usagi asked with trepidation. Was there another big enemy they had to eliminate? “How bad is it?”

“There’s a zero point zero chance of Crystal Tokyo coming about.” Ranma reported. The silence was deadening for a moment, then chaos reigned.

“ZERO?” Haruka lurched forward in total disbelief.

“How in the world is that possible!” Ami’s eyes were wide in similar disbelief. She pulled out the Mercury computer and began tapping in variables.

“If Crystal Tokyo doesn’t exist…” Moon let the statement speak for itself. If that future didn’t exist, then mankind was totally and completely doomed. Not even the small remnant of man would survive. “It was nearly one-hundred percent before we took the pocket universe out! What the hell happened!”

I happened.”

Ranma stood up from her seat and Chibi disentangled herself from the redhead. Ukyo knew the look of ice that resided in the Saotome’s eyes and mentally readied herself for what was about to occur. She had no idea what Crystal Tokyo was, but if Ranma was about to lay some smack down, there would be no question as to whose side she’d come down, regardless of how many youma she had slain with the sailors. She stepped off to Ranma’s right flank, giving them both combat room. It caused the redhead to smile slightly. Even after so much change, it was nice to know some things never would.

“You what?” Haruka hissed, deadly venom leaking from her voice.

“But Setsuna…!” Makoto practically squeeled and Ranma cut her off sharply.

“Maybe I should reintroduce myself.” She bit testily. “I’m Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, Guardian of Time and Last Princess of Pluto. I am not Setsuna Meiou and I will not let over nine billion people die on my watch.”

“Are you saying you will deny man its last hope of survival!” Moon bolted upright, totally forgetting the cookies she had been munching on contently.

“No.” Ranma burned a hard stare into Moon, who took a step back. “I’m saying that I will not write off ninety-nine percent of the world’s population on some idyllic post apocalyptic future. The lines may have blurred while I was trapped in the Time Gates, but one thing that hasn’t is that the first duty of a martial artist is to protect those who cannot protect themselves, and I will fight to my last breath before that future comes to pass.”

“And what do you think you can do to stop us from pursuing it?” Michiru stepped up to Haruka, flanking Usagi. “In fact, what’s to stop us from revoking your status as substitute Guardian of Time?”

Ukyo reached around her back, bringing the combat spatula to bear. She took Ranma’s own over-confident grin as her own. “You’re welcome to try, Sugar.”

Usagi’s wide eye stare matched those of the inners, who obviously hadn’t been expecting any confrontation, let alone one that would escalate so far out of control so quickly. That, and she couldn’t figure out why there was a huge grin plastered across Chibi Usa’s face, who had yet to leave the redhead’s side. Moon couldn’t believe it—One day as a real Senshi and Ranma was staging her own mini rebellion! In that moment, all the sacrifices they had made in the name of Crystal Tokyo came to the forefront and she did the only thing she could.

“No!” She snapped. “I did not let billions die! You can’t just come in and destroy everything we’ve worked so hard for in two hours time! As the Princess of the Moon, I cannot allow that!”

“Two hours?” Ranma scoffed, putting her hand to her hips defiantly. “I’ve had six months and three thousand years of fucking memories to consider this, little girl. As I see it, you don’t have much of a choice.”

Moon glared at the redhead. “Hmmf! I can always remove you as a Senshi with this!” There was brief flash of light and the glowing crystalline form of the Ginzuishou formed in her hand.

Ranma’s rolled her eyes. “Pah-lease. I have every memory of you that Setsuna has. You can barely even use that stupid rock, let alone remove my abilities before I can incapacitate you; and even if you managed to accomplish that feat, I’m still the best martial artist in the world. You wouldn’t last five seconds.”

Two pink flashes erupted at Moon’s side and Michiru and Haruka processed their transformation to from civilian to Senshi, taking up attack stances. “I think you’re over-estimating your odds, you redheaded bitch.”

I don’t think so.”

Another flash of light perforated the room once more. Once it faded, the Senshi froze in panic. Even the outers at Usagi’s side took a step back. Ukyo simply stared. What had once been the little pink haired girl at Ranma’s side was now a lithe, fully developed woman. ‘Goth’ was the first thing that came to her mind as her eyes fell upon the woman clad in a pitch black evening gown, wrapped in translucent of pink and black streamers. It was all bound by a studded black collar. Her forehead was topped with a golden moon symbol and Ukyo decided that somehow, the clash of cute and gothic worked for the girl. That’s also when she noticed it absolutely wasn’t working for her former friends.

Usagi was the first to find her voice. “Black lady!”

“How the hell did that happen!” Rei screeched and took several steps back, while Haruka let a silent “oh shit” form at her mouth. Everybody present remembered their last encounter with Chibi’s Wiseman-born alter ego, as well as the ass-whooping that followed. Every Sailor in the room activated their transformations simultaneously and took defensive positions off Sailor Moon, who was holding the Ginzuishou like it was some warding symbol.

The pink haired woman laughed with contempt as she rejoined Ranma’s side as she had in her smaller form, only now it seemed a far more intimate gesture. If Ranma objected, it wasn’t written on her face or body language.

“And what do you think you’re going to do with that?” Her voice sounded like tiny daggers who had found amusement in the girl in front of her.

“I’m going to use its power to return you to normal, Wicked Lady!” Moon proclaimed, and began concentrating. The crystal glowed briefly, flickered and died. She stared at the crystal, then Usa, then back to the crystal and began to shake it as if it were a defective piece of electronics.

Usa sighed, clearly bored with the scene. “The catalyst for that particular change was removed when my timeline was wiped.” She turned slightly into the Senshi of Pluto next to her. “I spent nearly 900 years trapped in that silly body …yet another thing I have to thank Ranma-chan for correcting.” Even Ukyo arched an eyebrow at how close she had moved to Ranma. She didn’t seem to be discouraging the pink haired goth, either.

Sailor Venus peered at the woman formerly known as Chibi Usa, noting the gold moon on her forhead. “She doesn’t seem evil…”

“If I were evil, I would have blasted you all to glass by now.” Usa remarked dryly, taking the others back. “As it is, I’m simply in agreement with my Ranma-chan. I’ve been through the catastrophe once. I was assured it was the only way then, and now, I will not allow it to happen again.”

The fact that she was refering to Ranma as her Ranma-chan didn’t go unnoticed by Ukyo, who was already doing her best not to tear the interloper slash ally away from Ranma’s personal space.

Sailor Uranus stepped forward in Moon’s silence, trying to regain the upper hand in their standoff. “Somehow, I doubt that you can take all of us and stand up to Saturn’s power as well.”

As if that were her cue, Sailor Saturn stepped up from the back and past the Senshi, who immediately began to gape. Uranus cursed to herself as Hotaru’s adult form walk past her to confront Ranma. Luscious, floor-length black hair flowed behind her fully developed figure and Uranus swore again. When the hell did that happen? It was just a fucking red letter day all the way around. Off to her right, Mercury twitched. She had since recognized the adult form as sort of an armament switch and was not looking forward to the planet buster going live. A beautifully dressed planet bluster, clad in a sleevless silk vest, pearls and a long, elegant dress, but a planet buster none the less with Silence Glaive balanced lightly on he left shoulder.

“Hotaru.” Ranma managed the air of serene mystery about her with ease, allowing a slight smile to escape the cloak. Saturn cocked her head, studying the Guardian of Time momentarily before turning to Usa, whose dememor was all but identical. She gave them both a nod and joined their right flank.

“Saturn, what are you doing!” Sailor Uranus hissed, unable to believe the trespass that had just occurred.

The matured Saturn pursed her lips and cast a sidelong glance over to Usa. “Joining my friends. Besides, I think I’d prefer the company of those who haven’t been plotting my demise.”

The Outers gut turned to solid ice with those words.

Ukyo’s mind flew through the startling developments, trying to make sense of the entire situation with only a limited amount of history at her disposal. Somehow, Ranma had just rallied the two most powerful Senshi to her cause. What that cause was, exactly, she wasn’t sure, but it was enough to afford her a largely patronizing smile for the remaining Senshi, Uranus in particular. “How are those odds looking now, Sugar?”

Moon stared incredulously at the force now arrayed against her, which easily eclipsed hers in both skill and power, if not numbers. The girl she had considered her little sister for so long had matured into a stunning woman with nearly nine-hundred years of experience her senior. She had joined the side of not only the world’s premier martial artist, but the newly anointed Senshi of Time with three thousand years of memories to call her own. If that weren’t enough, their presence was now augmented by the recently matured and slightly resentful Sailor Saturn. Words simply could describe the amount of dread that particular bit of knowledge invoked. Finally, there was Ukyo, whose own skill, if not power easily rivaled that of any of the Inners. All in all, it was turning out to be a bad situation for Moon to be in, even with the superiority she had in numbers.

Finally, the inevitable happened. Sailor Moon broke into tears.

“But... but why!” She sobbed with huge eyes. “I’m such a good princess!”

Usa sighed and Ranma stepped forward with an unreadable mask etched on her face. The redhead took the girl’s hand and looked into her eyes, and it was as if that serene calm flowed into the blond, stabilizing her emotional state somewhat. “Perhapse, but there is more to being a princess- or a queen for that matter –than waving a crystal around, or a wand or running around it a fuku.”

“But… Crystal Tokyo…” Moon sniffled and the Guardian of Time sighed. She just wouldn’t let it go.

“The only reason Crystal Tokyo even seems like a remotely good idea is because actually saving the world has far longer odds attached to it.” She explained patiently as the rest of the Sailors listened in, never having heard this particular aspect of the mission before. “It all comes down to doing the smart thing or the right thing. The smart thing is to cut your losses and wait for Crystal Tokyo. The right thing is to fight for every last man woman and child on this planet, even if you or every single last one of us go down in the attempt.”

“The path of a Magical Girl is fraught with peril.” Ukyo quipped as she sheathed her combat spatula, earning a smile from her best friend in the process.

Ranma nodded at the essence of her comment. “Are you a guardian of love and justice?” Moon blinked. Of course I am, she thought as Ranma’s stare bore into her. What kind of question—

“Then your path is clear.”

Sailor Moon blink at the enigmatic statement and watched as Ranma Saotome, Heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, Guardian of Time and Last Princess of Pluto turned on heel and leave the room followed by Dark Usa, heir Primus to the throne of Serenity, Sailor Saturn and Ukyo Kuonji, Okanomiyaki master and Demon hunter extraordinaire.


“So have you thought about where you’re going to stay?”

Ukyo asked as the four women stepped out into the open air of the dusk sky. For the passers by they were quite a sight, being more than a bit on the exotic side. For once, the chef and her combat spatula weren’t the ones drawing the most attention. Of course, it didn’t help that all four of them were absolutely gorgeous either. Frankly, Ukyo was having a hard time not staring herself. Not only was her best friend alive… She was changed. Granted, coming back from the dead might do that, she acknowledged, but the amount of change was nothing short of staggering. In fact, none of the women currently in her company had left that room unchanged.

Chibi Usa had transformed into a lithe, pink gothic fairy, and held herself entirely too close to the now female Ranma to be construed as anything but intimate. Worse still was the fact that Ranma had done nothing to dissuade her presence. Ukyo took another, discreet glance over at the pair. The way Usa had her arm subtly entwined with Ranma’s was nowhere near the glomps of old, but they were infinitely more suggestive.

Then there was Hotaru, who still maintained her quiet, neutral demeanor, but held it with an air of authority now. She too had undergone a startling transformation. Gone was the self-conscious school girl in favor of a full developed woman, with quite possibly the best figure of the four of them. All in all, she was nothing more than a punctuation mark on an already well written sentence concerning the stunning beauty they invoked.

Then there was the hair.

Ukyo simply couldn’t believe it. It wasn’t often that her waist length black mane was eclipsed by the women around her, and now all three of them had done exactly that. There was just so much of it. Ranma’s bright red hair easily reached her calves, while Usa’s pink streamers did likewise. Of course, none of it held a candle to Hotaru’s, whose luscious black tresses somehow flowed along the ground, getting neither tangled or dirty.

The Okanomiyaki Master was getting a tad jealous, quite frankly.

Ranma cocked her head thoughtfully. “I think that was enough drama for one night, so Nerima’s out.” Her best friend silently agreed. The Senshi standoff had been dramatic enough, let alone the chaos Ranma would incite on her return to Nerima. Ranma looked at Hotaru and Usa, frowning slightly. “And I did mange to get us all kicked out of our homes.” Usa smiled and gave her arm a light squeeze while Hotaru merely shrugged. “I guess we’ll have to find a hotel for the night.”

Ukyo smiled. “Come on, Ran-chan, you know my door is always. It’ll be a tight fit for all of us, but…”

“I was thinking of the Imperial.” Ranma commented, causing Ukyo to choke on her words.

“THE IMPERIAL!” She gasped, staring at her best friend as if she had not only changed genders and become the Guardian of Time, but grown a second head as well. “Uh, don’t know how to break it to you, Sugar, but the Imperial rates thirty-thousand a night… Minimum.

“No worries, Ucchan.” Ranma smiled gently. “It’s all taken care of.”

“Taken care of…?”

“How do I put this…” The redhead put her finger to her lips, only to have Usa preempt her explanation.

“Setsuna was loaded.”

“And now, so am I.” Ranma finished, and the two women smiled at each other. There was an unspoken something that passed between them and it was a something that was making Ukyo very uncomfortable. She turned back to the chef. “Setsuna’s been collecting wealth for nearly three thousand years now, secreting it in stashes world wide. A few million in a bank here, another couple in a bank there. Priceless works of art. Precious stones from Atlantis. I could buy the Imperial if wanted to out of my play money.”

“You could buy every five star hotel in Tokyo out of your play money.” Usa teased, causing Ranma to smile.

“True.”

“So not only are you alive, a Senshi and retain three thousand years of your predecessor’s memories,” Ukyo ticked off with her fingers. “You’re also filthy, stinkin’ rich.”

Ranma’s smile widened. “That’s about right.”

The Okanomiyai master demon hunter sighed, totally exasperated. “Even dead, the chaos sticks to you like glue.”

The laughter that comment incited lasted them all the way to the Imperial, where upon Ranma checked them in under an account that instantly earned them the staff’s undivided attention. Three deluxe suites on the Imperial’s 16th floor ensured it stayed that way, and the uneven number of rooms didn’t register with Ukyo until they stepped of the elevator. She found her room and watched Ranma and Usa continue down the hall.

“Three rooms?” She asked, hesitantly, to which Ranma nodded with a carefully neutral expression. Usa’s proximity was not lost on the chef. “And where will you be sleeping?”

“We’ll be sleeping… together.”

Ukyo Kuonji’s mental process stumbled and plowed into a brick wall with Usa’s words, who hadn’t so much as batted an eye. The pair was entirely too calm and the implication was too obvious to ignore, especially given the signs she had been seeing all day long. If Ranma was as rich as she claimed, there was no doubt she could afford another suite if she so chose… Which meant… No. No fucking way. There had to be another explanation.

“Um, Ran-chan?” She began tentatively. “Can I have a word with you?” Her eyes flicked to the pink haired woman next to her, frowning. “Alone?”

Ranma nodded to Usa, who took the keycard from the redhead’s hand and found the room only a few feet away. Ukyo remained silent until the suite door clicked shut with the woman safely behind it.

“Ranma, what the hell is going on!” Ukyo spat sharply, covering the distance to her friend easily. “Tell me that is not what I think it is!”

“It’s exactly what you think it is.” Ranma sighed. Ukyo’s jaw dropped, her train of thought promptly derailing in a massive wreck of twisted metal. “I told you there were sacrifices. With those sacrifices came changes. Lots of them.”

“But… but..!” Ukyo gibbered, desperate to form a coherent thought. “But she’s a girl! You’re not a…!” Her thought process took another stumble as Ukyo realized she didn’t know what the proper sexual orientation for Ranma was anymore. He was a guy who changed into a girl, who preferred girls. So what happens when you start preferring the girl’s body? Do you still prefer other girls? How about guys? Did that make Ranma a homosexual or lesbian? Even if the martial arts demon hunting chef had made it past that hurtle, she would then have to consider the effects of three thousand years of female memories being imposed on an eighteen year old male psyche.

The martial arts Senshi waited patiently for the shock to expend itself before continuing. That unnerving aura of calmness surrounding Ranma only served to reinforce Ukyo’s growing feelings toward the redhead. She didn’t know her friend at all anymore.

“I’ve explained the memories and Setsuna’s… pastime.” Ranma explained calmly, taking Ukyo’s hand. “What I haven’t explained is the relationship between Usa and myself. Before the memories, I knew her as a cute little trouble making child. After the memories, that view changed. Radically. I now share quite a history with her, and probably know her better than anybody alive. Likewise, she not only shares those experiences, but those of the future. She has lived what could have been, and apparently both myself and Setsuna featured prominently in that future.”

“That’s just…. Weird.” It was also a vast understatement, but it was the best the shell shocked Ukyo could come up at the moment.

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