"Reno in Nerima" A FF7/Ranma 1/2 crossover,but mostly Ranma 1/2 Rated PG Disclaimer:Square owns FF7, Rumiko Takahashi owns Ranma 1/2. Nuff said Warning:This is a Humor/Action-Adventure.I would recommend playing FF7 up to battle with Reno(1st time),mostly because this story is set after you beat Reno at the Sector 7 Pillar.Also,I am putting two of the most lecherous perverts of both universes in the same fic.Also,watch Ranma 1/2 until you know who most of the characters are.It helps. P.S.-I am pairing Reno up with one of the Ranma 1/2 girls. (let's just assume that they are of legal age in this fic{18,bare minumum}) **************************************************************************** Day 1......Or Reno's introduction to Nerima) **************************************************************************** Time:To get some.(AKA 1:00 P.M.) Place:A little fleabag hotel in the crappiest part of Nerima.... Don Corneo hated being called fat. He had always believed body size didn't matter,unless you could be used to plug leaks in sinking ships.He also knew that the only thing he sailed was a "pleasure" cruise.He also wondered why he was wasting brain cells on such inane subjects,and not on the most important thing. Getting laid. He had been on vacation,far from Midgar,Shinra, and that spike haired cross dresser for awhile now.He knew Japanese quite well, and he had no trouble getting around.However,he did have one problem. Getting off. He was muttering to himself,cursing his luck at not even finding a tramp that would take him. Corneo:Crap!!! What do I have to do to get some!!!! Just then,a 90 year old lech with a fetish for women's underwear came skulking out of the shadows.He was also cursing.Cursing bad luck in the form of Akane Tendo sending him in low Earth orbit,causing him to lose his "Silky Darlings".He had overheard a fellow lech's woes, and had remembered he had something that might solve both their problems.If you didn't guess before now, I'm talking about Happosai. Happi:Maybe I could help you...... Corneo looked at the 90 year old prune for a long while.Finally,having no other options,he decided to hear the little hentai out. Corneo:State your business. Happi leaned over and whispered into Corneo's ear.Things like "panties" and "Passion Dust" made their way into the conversation.Finallly, after Happi finished,both sat back and imagined the results,finally saying one thing in unison: "SWEETO!!!!!!!!" **************************************************************************** Time:3:00 P.M. Place:Train Station Reno had just gotten off the train.He checked his watch and ran his hands through his hair.He frowned when he realized that his ponytail resembled a pigtail.Shrugging,he decided he'd handle that after his vacation. He got a map from the info booth and checked out various places to stay and eat.The hotels were packed,but the eateries were always ready to accept more customers.His Japanese was excellent, but it took him a few minutes to figure out the name of the Chinese restaurant...... Reno:The...Cat...Cafe...hope they have some sake...... **************************************************************************** Time:5:00 P.M. Place:The Nekohaten(AKA Cat Cafe) Shampoo had just gotten back from a delivery.She was about to get her own lunch,but just then the door opened.Staightening herself,she prepared for a customer. When she saw the red hair,she thought it was Ranma. She almost went over to glomp him,but she then got a good look at "Ranma".She thought: Why Ranma six feet in girl form? Why Ranma wear wrinkled suit? Why Ranma have glowing green eyes? Shrugging,she figured out he wasn't her "airen" and walked over to Reno,menu in hand. Shampoo:Nihao,I'm Shampoo.Welcome to Cat Cafe.Your order? Reno looked up.He saw a curvaceous Chinese girl,with long purplish hair and a cheery smile.Hiding the urge to blush hot enough rewarm a Thanksgiving turkey,he recovered and politely ordered some ramen. After he recieved the ramen,he ate......FAST!!!!!!! He was really digging in,partly due to the fact it was so good,and the fact he hadn't eaten on the train because he had to sit next to a blonde guy in a black shirt and baggy blue jean shorts eating hotdogs and farting on the train. He finished his ramen,and was about to tip Shampoo,when he heard a certain Chinese master of hammerspace make a distinctive yell..... Mousse:DIE SAOTOME!!!!!!!!! Reno spun around in his seat,unholstered his Electrorod,and gave Mousse a crossbody swipe at his lunging form. He made contact,right across Mousse's gut.Mousse fell to the ground,but quickly got up and assumed a battle stance. It was also noteworthy to mention that they were doing that blue battle aura thing as well. Restaurant patrons stood against the wall,fearing for their lives,and sorta pleased the "food and a show" promised at the Cat Cafe wasn't a load of marketing crap. Meanwhile,Mousse had gotten up and produced two tonfa like blades in each hand,slashing at Reno's face. Reno saw this coming ahead of time,and dodged as Mousse swung too far and lost his balance.Reno countered with a Bolt spell that nearly turned the hammerspace master into roast duck. Mousse was still reeling from the electricity and the previous gut shot,when Reno's foot knocked off his glasses with a high roundhouse. Reno was feeling pretty pleased,seeing how not only Shampoo was cheering for him,but over half the patrons were as well,when some movement caught his eye. Mousse,in a display of intestinal fortitude,he had staggered to his feet and had jumped forward,intent on sending his foot through Reno's skull Reno whipped his Electrorod toward Mousse's body, and fired it up to the "Going Postal" level. Reno:TURK LIGHT!!!!!! A fireball of pure plasma erupted from the lighting rod and fried Mousse in mid jump. He dropped to the floor,unconscious and beaten. Reno went over to Mousse,picked his limp form up, and dropped him in the nearest trash can.In fact, just before he closed the lid,he let a golf ball sized loogie hit Mousse square in the face. The patrons cheered and Shampoo gave him a big hug. It was fair to say Reno's vacation was off to a good start...... *************************************************************************** 30 minutes later....... Reno and Shampoo had cleaned up the mess from the fight.The patrons had already left,so Reno was a little suprised when Shampoo asked him to stay for a moment. Just then,an old woman hopped in the room on her staff. She was wrinkled like a prune,and had huge,saucer like eyes.Reno usually might have shuddered,but after seeing a headless freak like Jenova,he wasn't easily rattled. Shampoo:Great-Grandmother Cologne,this is Reno.Stupid duck boy thought he was fiance,but Reno gave him a good beating. He even help clean up. Cologne:Thank you for assisting my granddaughter,young man.If you would like to eat here again,I would be willing to give you a discount.However,for now,I would like to give you my gratitude. Reno still wanted to shudder,but he wanted to make a good impression in front of Shampoo. Reno:It was my pleasure.Just curious,do you know any place I can spend the night? Cologne smiled inwardly.She gave him the name of a place that would not only make her laugh for the next few days,she also would annoy her granddaughter's competition to no end.... Reno:Thank you! I know your granddaughter's engaged and all,but if it and it doesn't work out and I'm in the neighborhood.... Cologne:I'll think about it....have a nice day,young man.... Shampoo:Bye Reno!!! As Reno left,Cologne thought to herself.She was going to make Shampoo's engagement to Ranma succeed,but at the very least,this young man could make the boy jealous......... *************************************************************************** Time:6:00 P.M. Place:A dark Nerima street Reno was smiling as he left the Cat Cafe.He had a good meal,he impressed a very hot Chinese girl,and looked like a million bucks while beating the crap out that Mousse character.Yes,things were definintely going his way....... He continued walking down the street.It was getting dark,but thanks to the Mako in his bloodstream,not only was night vision enhanced,he had green glowing eyes,which saved him a bundle on flashlights. Suddenly,this guy with a knapsack and a spotted bandana walked up to him and asked him if he was out of Midgar yet. Reno wanted to tell this guy a lot of mean things,mostly about his mother. Midgar was 800 miles away!!!!!!!!! However,he really didn't want to explode at someone on his vacation.So he settled for the next best thing. Reno:You're in Nerima.Midgar is 800 miles away. The guy absorbed the info and looked Reno over. ????:You're not from here,are you? I'm Ryouga,the only guy in Japan with horrible directional sense.....by the way,have you seen a guy called Ranma Saotome? Reno paused,thinking of that one guy he beat the crap out of earlier who called him Saotome,then continued. Reno:No,but this baka called Mousse apparently thought I was a dead ringer for whoever he is. Ryouga didn't laugh often,but he chuckled like he was on mind altering substances for a few minutes...... Ryouga:Mousse is the kind of guy that would mistake a doorknob for a person,so don't feel alone.To answer your question,Ranma Saotome is the town womanizer, including my girl Akane.If you find Ranma,would you tell me? I want beat the kisama senseless. Reno:Ooookkkaaaaayyyy.......have a nice day........ Reno then made a decision.He turned around,and made for his future bedroom with all deliberate speed...... **************************************************************************** Time:7:30 P.M. Place:The same dark shadowy place Corneo was happy.Even though his new friend was over 90,and in some area's a more decrepit hentai than himself,he was enjoying one the best things on earth. Lingerie sniffing. (Author's Note:[laughs uncontrollably]) Happi had told him that the passion dust they needed for their plan was arriving in a few days.For now,they were having some old fashioned fun. Happi:That's my bra to sniff!!!!! Corneo:Mine!!!!!!! (Insert gratuitous &%#@* slapping contest) Corneo:(defeatedly)Screw it....it's your's..... ***************************************************************************** Time:9:00 Place:An training dojo/house combo Reno knocked on the door.He was expecting anything,from a sleepy guy wielding a shotgun to a housewife with a cheery smile and a "Hello!",but instead he got a huge panda,who looked a little cranky. Panda:(sign)Whaddya want? Reno:Uh...can I come in? Panda:(flips sign)Sure...... Reno walked in.He was took a seat,and assuming the panda was intelligent,he explained his need for a bedroom. Panda:(sign)Can you pay? Reno:Sure. Panda:(flips sign)Deal. Reno made up his mind right then and there.He immediately went to the guest room and fell asleep before this day could get any wierder..... **************************************************************************** DAY 2-Bokkens and Bentou's **************************************************************************** *SPLASH* ????:Get up,Ranma!!!! You're sleeping in late again!!!!! Reno got up.His first reaction usually was to seriously hurt whoever woke him up like that in ways that surgery,materia,and miracles couldn't fix,but since it was a girl,he restrained himself. He looked up and saw a rather pissed off looking tomboy,with a bucket in one hand,and a BIG MALLET OF DOOM(TM) in the other. ????:You're not Ranma....who are you anyway???? Reno:I'm Reno.You? Akane:I'm Akane Tendo.How did you get in? Reno:Last night.I met a panda,paid some yen,and caught a few Z's. (glances at the soaking covers) Reno:Not anymore though........ Akane:Sorry about that.My fiance sleeps so much in the morning. (pauses) Could you help me get him up? Reno:Why not...... Akane and Reno head to Ranma's room.Reno takes one look at the sleeping male in front of him,and slings the water at him. Suddenly,Ranma jumped out of bed and lands wide awake.He is now a she,more specifically Ranma-chan. Reno sees Ranma is now a busty brunette.However,remembering that Ranma used to be a guy keeps any motion in his pants from occuring..... Ranma-chan:Akane why did.....(notices Reno)...who are you? Reno explains who he is and why he is Nerima......again.Once he finished, he asked a question that had been bugging him since Ranma was conscious. Reno:Are you a guy,or a girl? Ranma gives his own explanation,explaining his curse,his life,the people in it,and who the baka panda was.Reno almost fell asleep,but after having listening to several of Heidegger's ranting sessions,he managed the patience. Ranma-chan:And that my life.Wanna eat? Reno had almost went to dreamland by this point,but he managed to nod, before following the two of them to the table. ***************************************************************************** Breakfast went without a hitch...except for Reno and Ranma doing their best to keep Genma from getting all the food.Kasumi,Nabiki,and Soun were all introduced to Reno,and Reno had to admit that he found Soun's daughters very attractive,but somehow he mustered up the self restraint. Akane:RANMA NO BAKA!!! It's time to go to school!!! Ranma:(yells)I heard...(mutters)...uncute tomboy..... Akane:I HEARD THAT!!!!! *WHAM* Reno cringed when he saw that Akane had just laid Ranma out. He made himself a mental note to never tick her off....ever... A few seconds later,Ranma was on his feet and was already leaving.Reno, however,soon followed. Ranma:What are you doing? Reno:Escorting you two to school. Ranma:(defensively)I'm a martial artist.I don't need any help. Reno:(nonplussed)True.But given the amount of weird characters you have to deal with on a daily basis,wouldn't two be better than one? Ranma:Ehhh...why not? They walked all the way to the school,meeting Kodachi along the way.She was hot,and Reno found himself building up a steady puddle of drool.He snapped out of it though,when she was sent flying,courtesy of Akane Airlines. They made their way to Furinkan High,where Reno stared wide eyed as Akane beat the crap out of every male in the school.He saw her Limit Break with her mallet on a few.Finally,it seemed that there were no more. Almost. That when Reno heard thunder clap in the background,and the next second he saw Tatewaki Kuno,the slightly insane kendo master of Furinkan High. Kuno:By the dawn of the morn,by the coming of dawn,I shall have slain the vile sorcerer that has entranced the fair Akane and my pig tailed goddess.. and who is this cur?!?!?!?!?!? Reno had been listening to Kuno's poetry and his homicidal intentions,and had been laughing at the fact that Kuno didn't know who his pig tailed goddess really was.However,he got very pissed when he heard Kuno refer to him as a cur.In fact,he was about to Limit Break right then and there. Reno:I'm Reno,not a "cur".And..(points to Ranma and Akane)I'm their escort. Kuno:Do not lie to me! You must one of Saotome's minions. Die!!! With that Kuno lunged forward.Reno ducked just in time to avoid having a bokken nearly slice his head off.Kuno quickly turned around and ducked a similar attack from Reno's lightning rod. As with Mousse,they were both doing that blue aura thing again. Also,the boys who had been chasing after Akane had just gotten up,and were being given a rare treat: Kuno was getting his butt handed to him. Kuno was now getting mad,and was firing off bokken slashes like a man posessed.Reno backflipped onto a very tall rock,inserted the proper Materia in his ElectroRod.and chanted the familiar spell. Reno:FIRE!!!!! What Kuno saw next shocked him beyond measure.Reno's magic had just deep fried his bokken,which was now burned beyond recognition. While Kuno was shocked,he didn't see Reno and Ranma build up twin ki blasts...... *BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!* And with that,Kuno was sent somewhere over the rainbow....... * *-If you got the Wizard of Oz pun,you get a cookie. ^___^ Unforunately,while Ranma and Reno were celebrating their victory,Miss Hinako appeared.She didn't see that Kuno had started the ruckus,but she did see a ruckus occur.So she immediately whipped out a coin,and started her familar energy draining chant. Reno saw this,and he was thankful Ranma had warned him in advance,so he knew exactly what to do. Reno:(waves his rod)PYRAMID!!!! Just as Hinako had started her familar chant,she suddenly found herself unable to move,encaged in a magical prism. Before the entire shocked school body,Reno calmly walked over to her frozen form,waved his electrorod,and made the pyramid disappear.He helped to her feet,and walked to the front gate,with a new spring in his step,and the respect of Furinkan High. ***************************************************************************** Time:4:00 P.M. Place:In front of Ucchan's Okonominiyaki. Reno was really enjoying his vacation. He managed to kick butt,look good doing it,and had impressed a very hot girl in process. It was fair to say he was having a good time.However,it also happened during a hungry time,so Reno decided to get something to eat. He was about to go get some more ramen,but he then decided to check out that okonominiyaki shop that Ranma had told him about. He went inside and found a table.Just then,a girl with a HUGE spatula walked over to him. ????:Hello.I'm Ukyo. Welcome to Ucchan's Okonominiyaki. May I have your order? Reno paused,looked at the menu,and made his decision. Reno:Eh...whatever Ranma likes.... When he mentioned Ranma,he was suprised at her reaction.He could literally see the hearts in her eyes,which was sorta weird,almost like a Japanese cartoon. She wrote something down,and beamed at Reno. Ukyo:Since your a friend of Ranchan,you get a 1/2 discount. Have a nice day,sugar! Reno felt the same blush he had in front of Shampoo start to reappear, but he had been here long enough to realize beautiful women were the order of the day,so it was no longer an effort to restrain himself. He patiently waited for his meal.However,a certain bishounen crossdressing ninja named Konatsu wasn't waiting to attempt homicide.He saw Reno,saw him talking to HIS Ukyo(who didn't even like him),and figured Reno was horning in on his turf. After that extremely long internal monolouge,Konatsu made his move. Jumping out of the shadows,he threw several throwing stars,all aimed at the neck of a certain Turk. Reno,however,had worked for Shinra during the war with Wutai,and had picked up a few things,like speed and a finely tuned paranoid streak. He held his rod behind his head as a sheild,subsequently avoiding a very seriously sliced jugular vein. He then turned around,and saw his girl wannabe assassin.He almost laughed, but knowing this very strange ninja was out for blood kept him focused. Konatsu,though,was already mad.In fact,he wasted no time and started slashing at Reno with a Muramase sword,clearly intent on turning Reno into a pile of Mako enhanced goo. Reno,though,was just trying to stay alive.He was dodging and parrying the sword swings,but he was about to be guillontined sooner or later,at least, until Ukyo shouted at Konatsu. Konatsu,being "in love",turned to hear her out,and paid for it with a kick to the unmentionables. Ukyo started laughing at this.Konatsu may have dressed and acted liked a girl,but he held himself in agony like any guy would. Reno,not wasting time,charged his Electrorod,and slammed into Konatsu's back,draining his body of energy.Konatsu hit the floor like a sack of potatoes,clearly mashed potatoes at that. Reno twirled his lightning rod in his hand and holstered in the proper hip slot,amid the cheers of the crowd.He turned around,and saw Ukyo beaming at him. Ukyo:Thanks for stopping that idiot...(to Konatsu)...and I'll be taking it out of your pay,baka!!!!! Konatsu,whose long feminine hair was currently on end,only groaned in response and dragged what was left of his body out of Ucchan's,still twitching occasionally from the current in his system. Reno,who had just watched Konatsu leave,turned to Ukyo. Reno:You're welcome Ukyo-san. That was some great okonminyaki. (turns to leave) Ukyo:(^______^)Thanks! Have a nice day!!!! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Time:6:00 P.M. Place:Tendo Dojo Reno was grinning from ear to ear.Today had just gotten better.He impressed yet another cute girl,looked like a star beating the crap out of that weird bishounen ninja,and he made a name for himself by taking down some of the strangest people in Nerima. His grin didn't waver as he entered the house.He smelled Kasumi's cooking, and his brain shut down and let his nose take over.As he entered the dining room,he silently mused that Kasumi could've served him gruel,and he'd eat it like a filet mignon. Still smiling,he sat down at the table.He noticed that Ranma and Genma were still in mortal combat over the rice,and that made him mad,knowing that the two of them would finish it all off. Suddenly,he got an idea.He got up,whipped out his Electrorod,and chanted a familar spell.... "Pyramid!!!" Next thing the Saotomes knew,they were both imprisoned in a triangle of energy,unable to escape.Smirking,he walked over to their bowls and filled his bowl half full of rice.However,being a gentelman,he gave each of the Tendo sisters a healthy portion as well. The meal resumed,and Reno noticed that Akane and Nabiki were getting a good laugh out of the two human garbage disposals getting screwed. He finished his rice,then waved his rod at Ranma and Genma,unfreezing their bodies.They were about to give him a dirty look,but he countered it with a glare so intense,it would've burned through sunglasses. Instantly,Ranma and Genma were thrown off guard,and Reno left for the bathroom,leaving two pissed males,three bemused sisters,and their flustered father. ############################################################################ Time:8:30 Place:The Tendo Furo Reno slipped into the furo,enjoying the feeling of his muscles loosening.He sat there for a long time,eminiscing on his vacation.He was slightly annoyed that this town was crawling with enough fighters to kill off everyone in SOLDIER,but that was quickly overidden by the fact that even though most of the girls he met had something for Ranma,he noticed that they also seemed to respond to his animal magnetism...... He smirked egotistically and lay in the bath for about an hour.He finally exited the furo,toweled himself off,and dressed.He exited the bathroom and headed for his room.He was exhausted,and he fell asleep...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAY 3-Or Passion Trouble always comes in Doubles..... &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Time:6:00 A.M Place:The Tendo Guest Room Reno woke up early.He decided that since he was vacationing in one of more "dangerous" areas of Japan,that he'd better make sure his martial arts skills were up to the task. He got up,holstered his Electrorod,and headed for the dojo.He was surprised, but not by much,when he saw Ranma beating the crap out of a practice dummy. He entered the room and did a stretching exercises,still pleased that he was young,bishounen,and fit to kick butt. He was still pampering his ego,when Ranma noticed him,and instantly went postal.Normally,Ranma was an honorable guy,but you don't do three things in his presence: 1.Embarass him. 2.Suggest that his girl form wear a bra. 3.Take food from him. He was pretty pissed about number three,so he decided to kick Reno's butt up between his shoulder blades. That plan would've worked,but Reno had already sensed the attack and barely flipped away from a kick that would've busted his head open like a ripe melon. Yes,I know it's cliche,but both are doing that aura thing again. Anyway,both men were trying beat each other up.Reno couldn't encase Ranma in a Pyramid spell due to his speed,and Ranma found that Reno was putting up a decent defense to his lighting fast fists and kicks. The two guys continued this for about 30 minutes,and both were secretly admitting to themselves that they were enjoying having a decent sparring partner. However,that didn't make them slow down in the least.Ranma,getting frustrated by Reno's defense,prepared to do a Hiryu Shoten Ha.He saw that Reno was about to kick him,so he had his attack timed right. Unfortunately,Kasumi announced that breakfast was ready,which was sufficent to throw Ranma off his guard.He paused for only a brief second,but it was enough for Reno's foot to dong off his skull. This had the effect of sending Ranma to the ground,but before his body made close contact with the floor,Reno grabbed his collar and dragged him to the kitchen. Thankfully,they had arrived early,so Ranma had time to recover and get some food before his father turned panda could start his little "chopstick war" over his breakfast. Their meal went mostly as planned,except Ranma made another thoughtless,bone headed remark to Akane,and Reno was dumb enough to try and hold her back. This resulted in the Turk getting a mallet to the skull. Anyways,the meal eventually ended,and Ranma was able to revive Reno.Since it was a Saturday,Ranma decided to do one of his favorite things:get some food. Reno,who was still a little hungry himself,suggested the Nekohaten.He had some trouble convincing Ranma to join him,but he managed to convince by telling him that if he didn't,Shampoo would just pursue him anyway. This logic sunk through and Ranma and Reno walked off in the direction of the Nekohaten,unaware that a little,short hentai and his fat friend had just slung some Passion Dust into the dojo....... @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Time:9:00 A.M. Place:Nekohaten Reno and Ranma had just gotten to the cafe when they noticed that Mousse was lying unconscious on the ground. They opened the door,and they saw a sight that nearly made them go blind. They saw Shampoo and Cologne, both with a dreamy,lovestruck look in their eyes, hanging on to Happosai and a fat lech, who were both trying to kick Cologne off. Reno, in the space of 0.002 seconds, figured out who the fat one was. He fired up his lighting rod to maximum voltage and charged a fireball. Meanwhile, Ranma, seeing Happosai, didn't even hesitate before he charged up a ki blast. However,extreme dumb luck was in their favor,because Ryouga walked in front of Ranma and did his usual "Prepare to Die, Ranma!!!" speech. This suceeded in throwing Reno's and Ranma's concentration, and they accidently fried him instead. Ryouga went down like he had been shot, and when he fell, Reno and Ranma noticed the two perverts were gone.... Then, both decided that if the two lechers had made off with Shampoo, the other girls weren't safe in the least. The two of them revived Ryouga and Mousse,and Reno and Ranma explained the situation.Mousse and Ryouga then declared a mutual truce,until they managed to recover the objects of their affections. With that,they checked Ucchan's and they found Ukyo gone and Konatsu out cold.They revived him and apprised him of the situation.He joined them and they scoped out the Tendo Dojo. They found Genma and Soun KO'ed in front of the shogi board,and the three sisters gone. They then saw Tatewaki Kuno in hot pursuit of the two hentai.They ran to assist,but as they did,Happi and Corneo merely deviated into a bunch of alleyway and backstreets until they lost their pursuers. Then Reno,who had thinking back to his previous encounters with Corneo, had an idea where Happi and Corneo had gone. However,he first had to pacify Kuno,who was trying to kill Ranma for his "sorcery". He managed to stun him,then he he told the recovering Kuno of the situation.After listening, Kuno agreed to a truce. After that was settled,they had to find the pervert before ecchi things happened. Reno:(to the others)I just figured out where they are. Follow me.... With that, he did the Nerima Rooftop Dance,and the others quickly followed him..... @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Time:12:00 Place:A warehouse in Nerima. Meanwhile, Happosai and Corneo were having fun. They had captured Kasumi, Nabiki, Akane, Kodachi, Ukyo,and Shampoo. While Happy was buried in his new pile of lingerie, Corneo was checking out the girls to see which one he wanted as a "wife". Just as the Don, in true pervert fashion, decided he would have them all, Reno and crew crashed through the ceiling, drew their weapons, and looked at the two partners in perversity with a "fresh meat" glare. However, Corneo and Happi, looked unperturbed. With a snap of his fingers, the fat lech summoned some cheap and inexpensive Henchman(TM). Meanwhile, Happi was a little mad that his "fun" had been interupted. He assumed fighting stance and waited for the first idiot to challenge him. Just then, like all dumb Henchman(TM), they rushed forward and tried to dogpile our rather unlikely heroes. Thankfully, they were trained martial artists. Kuno led things off by doing his "Hundred Sword Strike", clobbering an entire row of bad guys. Mousse and Konatsu led off the next attack. Konatsu jumped over an entire column of bad guys and threw a few smoke bombs into the crowd, effectively sowing some confusion. As the thugs were stumbling around, Mousse unleashed about 60 yards worth of chain into the throng, paralyzing them. Meanwhile, Ryouga, Ranma, and Reno were trying to nail Happi, but the little old hentai was just too fast. Suddenly, Reno waved some panties in front of him. Instantly, Happi stopped and headed for the lingerie, that is, until he was kicked in lower earth orbit by a pissed combo of Ranma and Ryouga. By the time Happi had been thrashed, the henchman were all gone, leaving a fat, defenseless pervert, completely at the Nerima crew's mercy, which wasn't much at this point. After countless beatings on his hentai butt, they finally told him to get the hell out of Nerima. He complied, and it wasn't long before his fat body had disappeared over the horizon. As Corneo made tracks, the guys turned their attention to the girls, who were still in zombified form. Thanks to a spare Heal materia, they were able to flush out their systems. The girls quickly returned to normal. Unfortunately, that's when the truce dissolved, and that's when almost everyone returned to the craziness that they always did. Well, almost everyone. Reno found he couldn't just leave Shampoo, and for once, she didn't glomp Ranma to death. In fact, they were about to kiss, but a jealous Mousse tried to screw that over. In unison, Reno and Shampoo smacked him over the skull with their bludgeons, and the sound of a blind male Amazon hitting the floor filled the air. Anyway, with that over, Reno and Shampoo resumed making out. As they did, Reno did a little thinking. Reno:(I guess I could stay for a few more days......) THE END!!!!!!!!! P.S.-I have been working on this fic for a LONG time!!!!!! Also, this is my first attempt at an Humor/Action story, so please, bear with me if it sucked. I would like to leave this story open for revision, so if anyone would like to rewrite this, feel free, just email me first, and make sure I get the first copy of your revision. Thank you, and have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!