Author: Let me just tell ya once! I don't own Ranma' ½. I'm a fanfic writer. Ranma and Akane? A whole new beginning "You Jerk! How dare you say that!" said Akane. "You're one to talk, you uncute tomboy!" replied Ranma. It's been 3 months after Ranma and Akane's second attempted wedding. They were finally married and everyone thought now everything would follow smoothly. "I'm sick of you, crossdresser!" said Akane. "Atleast I look cuter in the female form!" said Ranma. "Both of you stop this fighting at once!" said Nodoka. "Shut up! No one WAS talking to you!" replied Akane. "Akane!" unison everyone. "How dare you talk to my mother like that! I'm leaving! I can't take this beast anymore. I need some air!" said Ranma. "Go ahead! And take this with you!" said Akane. Akane took her ring and threw it at Ranma as he went out the door. "Ranma!" said Genma. Akane stomped into her room and slammed the door. "Akane!" said Soun. "Oh, my!" said Kasumi. "This is a bad predicament we're in," said Nabiki. Outside, Ranma took the ring Akane threw into his pocket. "I can't believe her," thought Ranma. He had a flashback. "Wake up, Ranma?" said Akane nestled on him. He shook her off him and got out of bed. "Ranma, what's wrong?" Asked Akane. "Nothing," replied Ranma looking into the mirror. Akane got up and hugged him. He just stood there. "How about a little kiss?" Asked Akane sweetly. "Aw, Akane, you know both of us have bad morning breath," said Ranma. Akane was annoyed. "What's wrong with you?" Asked Akane. "You've been acting like this since we've been married." "Nothing! You just be mistaken." Ranma went to the bathroom and closed the door as Akane crossed her arms. "Maybe I should have married Ryoga!" said Akane. "If you felt that way, maybe you should have," replied Ranma. Akane gasped as she got dressed and went downstairs. Ranma followed as they ate breakfast. "So, how are the newlyweds?" Asked Kasumi sweetly. "Don't call us that, Kasumi," said Ranma. "Hey, my sister can say whatever she wants to say," replied Akane. "Yeah, well, if she had a choice to say whatever, why didn't anyone ask my choice of marrying an uncute girl like you!" Everyone froze, as Akane's aura grew dark. "Uh-oh. A battle is about to begin," said Nabiki. Back to present... "No one asked me what I thought about that wedding... no one," said Ranma. He gave a sigh as he took a look at his surroundings. "I'm one block away from Ucchan's. I'll go see her," said Ranma. He started to walk on as he still had his depress look. At the Tendo home, Akane was crying in her room as her sisters walked in. "Sister, are you alright?" Asked Kasumi. "No! Everything is a mess!" said Akane. "I knew somehow Ranma would do something stupid. It's how men act when they are claimed now," said Nabiki. Akane stopped a little and looked down at the floor. "Do you think it's how I look and how I can't really cook," Asked Akane. "Hmmm, those are good points..." said Nabiki. "Nabiki!" said Kasumi. "Hey! I was just playing!" said Nabiki. Akane, you have nothing to fear. You look as beautiful as mother..." "Yes, you have such a better resemblance of her than Nabiki and I. You're such a beautiful girl. Ranma can be sort a dumb at times, but I believe he knows how beautiful you are," said Kasumi. "R-really, you guys?" asked Akane blushing a bit. "Yes," unison Nabiki and Kasumi. "Beside, Akane, you were always too good for him." Said Nabiki. "Yes... No matter what happens, just remember you have two sisters who are rooting for you and will always be by your side," said Kasumi. Akane looked at her sisters and smiled and hugged them both dearly. She felt so lucky to have two caring sisters and hoped that they would truly stay by her side. "Akane, you know you must apologize to Mother Soatome," said Kasumi. "Yeah, I think she's in the dojo with Dad and Soatome," replied Nabiki. Akane nodded and headed out her room. Meanwhile, Ranma made it to Ucchan's. There were not a lot of people as there used to be. Surprisingly, Konastu was working on the grill. He did a pretty good job. "Hey, Ranma, so glad to see you," said Konastu with a kawaii smile. "Would you like your usual okonomiyaki?" "Uh, no... I was wondering if Ucchan was here," said Ranma. "Oh, She's been really sick and depress... I think it would be a good idea if you went to see her. She's in her room," said Konastu. "Thanks," said Ranma with a little smile. "You're doing a great job with the diner." "I'm doing my best for Ucchan!" said Konastu with a smile. Ranma went through the hall to Ukyo's room. She was looking at a picture as she sat up in her bed. She looked at her for a while. She touched the picture and kissed it once. "Uh, hey, Ucchan!' said Ranma. "Thought I say hi to my good friend!" "Ranma?"Said Ukyo. "Oh, come, sit at the end of my bed." He obeys as he kept his fake smile on. "Oh, Ranma, you look like a jack ass with that fake smile," said Ukyo. They both laughed as Ranma had a short flashback. Flash Back... "Ucchan!" said Ranma coming into her restaurant. "Oh, Ranchan, how are you?" Asked Ukyo. "Fine..." said Ranma with a fake smile. "Cut the crap, Ranchan! Tell me what's wrong while I get your okonomiyaki ready!" said Ukyo. "Well... Akane wants to do another wedding next week..." replied Ranma. Ukyo accidentally froze as the okonomiyaki burn. "Ack! Ucchan, the okonomiyaki!" said Konastu. She started to wake and then placed the burnt Okonomiyaki on a dish and served it to Ranma. "Uh, I'm not as hungry..." said Ranma. There was silence. "I was wondering if you would be ..." said Ranma. "Your Best man!" yelled Ukyo. "N-no, Ryoga is, but if you want to," replied Ranma. "I'm sorry, Ranma. I can't take part of it! I won't!" said Ukyo. "I promise I won't ruin it because I feel like crap to Akane because it's big day, but I did it for you last time. I thought you wouldn't want to get married." "I don't want to get married!" said Ranma. "But it's for my family's honor and because Akane means a lot to me." "If that's all you wanted to tell me, then leave!" said Ukyo. Ranma knew he couldn't fight back so he did. As He left, he could her Ukyo starting to cry. Back to the Present... "So, how are you and Akane?" Asked Ukyo looking down. "It's not the best of things. I feel like I just waste my time with marrying her," replied Ranma. Ukyo looked up to him. "You look serious. What's going on?" Asked Ukyo. "I don't feel the same way around her anymore, except when we fight. I thought after the wedding we would stop a little with the fight, but boy, I was wrong. She doesn't listen to me anymore. I mean, now she always trying to take her claim when a girl walk pass me by hugging me or Kissing me or holding my hand. I just can't take it. I don't think I love her the same way." "Boy, Ranchan, that is serious." "I wanted to know if you had some advice." Ukyo wanted to just say "Loose the chic and live with me!" but she knew he wouldn't. She thought for a moment and nodded her head. "Listen up, Ran-chan, because this advice might do you some good. I think you should think about where your life might be going if you continue. I mean, I'm not trying to say anything, but if feel like it's not you really want, just get a divorce." Said Ukyo. "A divorce?" Asked Ranma. "I mean, yeah, it sounds bad, but if you don't like it, just get married with her again. You have the choice to do what you want in life," replied Ukyo. Ranma thought for a moment. She made perfect sense. He did have the authority to do what he wanted to do. "You're right, Ukyo. I'll think about it! Will you be coming to school tomorrow?" Asked Ranma. "I would like to see your cute smile there again." "I will if you think I should," replied Ukyo while blushing. Ranma smiled and left out. "Finally! I knew they wouldn't work!" thought Ukyo. "Yay!" said Ukyo jumping out of her bed. At the dojo, Nodoka, Soun, and Genma are in the dojo. "Oh, my poor boy!" said Nodoka with tears. "I knew forcing them to get married was a bad idea, but I had to agree with it for my husband; Now, look, you two, Akane is having such a hard time as she cries in her room while Ranma out there doing I don't know what! It's you two's fault!" "Yes! I must agree!" said Soun cryin and hugging Genma. "We are bad fathers!" said Genma crying and hugging Sound. "You two are impossible!" said Nodoka. She, suddenly, kicked them outside, as Akane and her sisters came in. Akane felt a little uneased. "Mother Soatome, I want to apologize about how I yelled at you. You didn't deserve it at all," said Akane. Nodoka looked Akane. She was trembling and looked like she was about to cry. "Oh, Akane, I know you're having problems, and I don't blame you to. It's unfair for Ranma and you to go through getting married at a young age. I'm sorry I didn't put my foot down. You deserve a lot more than what you're getting." Said Nodoka. "I just want you to know that I'll always think of you as my daughter." Akane couldn't help but to cry. Nodoka opened her arms to her as they embraced each other with a hug. Kasumi and Nabiki watched with a smile as their sister cried her last tears with Nodoka. "Oh, such a beautiful moment!" said Soun. "Yes! It's filled with love and care!" replied Genma. "Shut up!" unison Nodoka and Akane as they kicked them out through the ceiling. "Nice kick. They won't be back soon," said Nabiki. "Oh, my," replied Kasumi. Meanwhile, Ranma was on his way to Cat Café.He knew if he went to see Ukyo, she would tell Shampoo and make her mad. On the other had, Shampoo showed some signs of tenderness other than her jealousy and corruption nowadays. Flash Back... Akane was home with a real bad flu and Ranma and the others were doing his best to make her feel better. "We don't have anymore of those remedies, Pop?" Asked Ranma. "No, you took the last one a month ago, remember," replied Nodoka. "It's alright! *Auchoo* I'll be fine *Auchoo*." Said Akane with a stuffy nose. "Yeah, I don't want to catch it," said Nabiki. "But I'll go gets some pills for you." "I'll help!" said Kasumi. Suddenly, Shampoo came through a wall. "Nihao!" said Shampoo. Ranma was waiting for her to pounce on him, but nothing happen. She stood there smiling at them. "I come visit Ranma! Uh, Akane, You okay?" Asked Shampoo. "No, Shampoo! I got a bit of a flu," said Akane sneezing. "Ayaii! Sound bad," replied Shampoo. "Well, it's been going on since two days and she has no signs of recovery," said Ranma. "It's really sad." Said Genma. "Maybe I help!" replied Shampoo. "I have some Chinese herb tea that help make flu go away." "Really? You would give me it?" Asked Akane. Shampoo gave a sweet smile and nodded. "That's very nice of you," replied Nodoka. "I go make it right now in kitchen," replied Shampoo walking to the kitchen. Back to the present... As Ranma approached Cat Café, it looked closed. He then read the sign on it and it read: Permanently Closed He couldn't believe it. What happened? He looked inside to see people moving. He wasn't going to leave that easily. He began to pound on the door. "What! What! Can't you read it's closed!" said Cologne as she opened the door. "Oh, Ranma, it's unusual to see you here. Come in." He obeyed as she opened the door wider for him to come in. Everything was gone except one table and four chairs. "It's so empty," Thought Ranma. "Come, sit here while I get the tea ready." Said Cologne. "Okay, but can um, I see Shampoo," replied Ranma. "Of course," said Cologne. "Shampoo! Someone's here to see you!" As Ranma looked at the place, Shampoo came to the table. "Ranma?" Said Shampoo. Ranma turned to look at her. She looked so upset. She had no smile and looked completely down at the floor. "Shampoo! Yo!" Said Ranma with a weak smile. Shampoo sat down and kept looking at the floor. There was silence. He never saw her this upset except... Flashback... Ranma was walked into Cat Café when he was glomped by Shampoo. "Nihao, Ranma!" said Shampoo hugging Ranma. "I came back from trip to amazon tribe." "Uh, Shampoo!" said Ranma. "How was day! I make special ramen at café for you," said Shampoo. "Ranma!" said a voice. It was Akane. She walked to him and took his arm. She looked very angry at Shampoo. "Shampoo, uh, some things happened when you left," said Ranma. Shampoo looked at Ranma and Akane.She was bewildered, but she didn't care. She wanted to be near Ranma now. "What is it, Airen," said Shampoo with a smile. "Well... uh..." said Ranma. "Ranma and I got married two weeks ago," replied Akane. Shampoo looked at them. How in the world could he... "No, it can't be true," said Shampoo taking Ranma's arm. "Please tell Shampoo Akane wrong, Ranma." "I'm sorry, Shampoo," replied Ranma. She was so crushed. She couldn't feel anything but pain. All her hard work to get the person she loved was for nothing. "Ranma... I loved you..." said Shampoo with tears. She turned and ran away as she cried. "Shampoo..." said Ranma about to run. "Ranma, don't. We're together and nothing can make her feel any better. Let's go," said Akane pulling him along. To the Present... Ranma and Shampoo kept silent when Cologne came in with 3 teacups. "What's wrong with you two. Speak up! This IS the last time you'll see each other," said Cologne. "Huh?" Asked Ranma. "Shampoo and I are engaged to be married," said Mousse coming from upstairs. "R-really?" Asked Ranma. "After the incident with you two, she got a lot weaker and Mousse challenged her. He beat her easily and so they are engaged," said Cologne drinking her tea. "Yes, now we'll go home tomorrow and we'll start a family in the village," said Mousse wrapping his arms around Shampoo. Shampoo didn't return his affection she was still with a sad look except now she had tears falling as Mousse and Cologne went to the kitchen. "Shampoo... do you even want this?" Asked Ranma. Shampoo looked at Ranma. She looked lifeless. She acted like she was dead until she said meaningful words that changed his feelings for everything and everyone. "You know what Shampoo want... My life can't be pressured into doing something Shampoo no want. The people around me tell me what Shampoo must do for honor, but how can Shampoo have honor if she feel like she's wrong. Ranma, Shampoo know she no be here soon if she marry Mousse because my heart won't be able to take it," said Shampoo. "My heart will always be yours." "Shampoo..." said Ranma. Suddenly, Shampoo fell into Ranma's arms crying. She hugged him with all her might. He was shocked and yet relieved to be there with her. He held her close for comforting. He didn't love her right then, but he knew now he didn't love Akane either. He knows now what he must do. "Ranma! Get off of my future wife!" said Mousse attacking. Ranma dodged his attacks until Shampoo spoke. "Enough!" said Shampoo. "Mousse, let get ready for tomorrow. It be long way there." "Yes, of course," replied Mousse. Suddenly, Ranma couldn't take it anymore. "Shampoo! Wait!' said Ranma. He stood in front of her. "I'm getting a divorce. I'm not going to be with Akane now. She and I are too young and well, I feel distant from her. I know I can't make it alone without you here to get her off my back. What do you say?" Ranma placed out his hand to her. Was it for real? She could feel her life coming back to her. She grew a smile as he took her hand and shook it. "It's not fair! I'm engaged to her," said Mousse. "Sorry, Mousse, but Shampoo can marriage whichever fiancé she wants," said Cologne."I mean both of you did defeat her. She can pick only one of you two." "I pick Ranma!" said Shampoo hugging him with a bright smile. Ranma was glad to see her smile again. "Well, got to be heading home. See ya tomorrow, Shampoo," said Ranma leaving. "Ranma, see you!' said Shampoo waving good-bye. "I knew he would make the right choice soon enough," said Cologne. "Shampoo was mine!' said Mousse crying on the floor. Cologne hit him hard with her staff. At the dojo, Akane was outside watering the flowers when he saw Ryoga. "Ryoga! It's good to see you!' said Akane walking to him. "Huh? What are you doing in the mountains?" Asked Ryoga. "Oh, Ryoga" said Akane with a giggle. Akane was glad to see his good friend. Ryoga was always so kind to her. He seemed so nice and caring. Akane knew he was one of the best people she knew. "So, um, how's your marriage with Ranma?" Asked Ryoga. He remembered! He wasn't at the wedding like she hoped he would, but he knew she was married to Ranma. "It's awful. He's being a jerk to me as usual. But don't go pummeling him," said Akane. "I know, Akane," replied Ryoga. "He doesn't understand how much I care about him, you know..." said Akane. "Yes, like the way I feel for you," said Ryoga blushing. Akane remembered that day. The day their friendship was temporally broken. Flashback... Akane was walking from the market carrying bags. She smiled and hummed a tune. Suddenly, she heard a voice. "Akane!" said Ryoga running up. "Oh, Akane, I'm glad I found you." "Yeah, me, too," replied Akane. "There's something I want to tell you," unison Akane and Ryoga. They started to laugh. "Good ahead. You go first," said Akane. Ryoga got in front of her and gave a big sigh. "Akane, we've been good friends. I always watched over you when Ranma said something rude to you while you hit him when he picks on me. Since I've been here, Akane, I-I've been in l-love with you. I was so scared to tell you how I felt, but not anymore. Akane, I love you." Akane looked at Ryoga with a shocked face. She kept silent for a minute. "Ryoga, I'm sorry to say, but I don't feel that way. You see I love Ranma and, well, we're getting married in a week. I want you to be Ranma's best man." Ryoga stood frozen there. He couldn't believe it. He knew it would happen, but he felt as if he did had a chance. But, now, it was over. "I-I'm sorry, Akane," said Ryoga with tears. "I can't bare to see you go down the isle with Ranma as your groom. I'm sorry!" He then turned and ran away. "Ryoga! Oh, dear..." said Akane. Back to the present... They stood quiet a little until Akane placed down the water can and walked to Ryoga. "Do you know how much I missed seeing you, Ryoga," said Akane. She gave him the most affectionate hug that she ever gave anyone. Ryoga didn't know what to do. He just stood there hoping it would never end. "Ranma is so distance towards me and well, I think I should just let him go," said Akane. "Akane!" said Ryoga. "I feel he regrets marrying me, and well, I don't want to make it worse on him," said Akane. "I don't know what to say. You know how I feel and how I'll be if it happens. I would try my very best to win you," said Ryoga. "I know, and maybe one day, I might respond the way you want me to," replied Akane. She got to her tiptoe and gave him a little kiss on the cheek. Ryoga froze as tears came down his face. "Uh, Ryoga?" Asked Akane. "Oh, Akane, you don't know how happy you made me! I'll see you again!" said Ryoga running away. Akane waved and smiled back at him. Akane picked up the water can and was about to go inside until... "Danger!" thought Akane. She then leaped when Kodachi appeared with a mallet. "Kodachi!" said Akane. "Ranma darling, doesn't deserve a woman like you as a wife. He needs me, so if I kill you, Ranma darling will come to me for comfort." Said Kodachi. "No way! Are you stupid?" Asked Akane in a fighting stance. "Calling me names won't save you. Prepare to die hussy. Ohohohohohohoho!" said Kodachi. She was about to attack when Kuno appeared and took down his sister. "Brother, what are you doing?" Asked Kodachi. "Stop this, sister. Leave them alone. If they are in love, let them be!" said Kuno. Suddenly, Kuno took Kodachi by the waist and went home. "Well, that was great!" said Ranma coming to Akane. "I'll say," replied Akane. "For once, Kuno was being useful by taking Kodachi away before I got here," said Ranma. "Yeah, and he didn't even say a line of poetry," said Akane. They both laughed. "Um, Akane, we got to talk," said Ranma. "Yeah, I know. How about we take a little walk," replied Akane. He nodded as they began their walk. "I don't think this marriage is happening for us. I mean I care about you still, but I think we were to young to get married." Said Ranma. "I have to agree," replied Akane. "R-really?" said Ranma. "Yes. Ever since we've been married, you didn't show affection, rarely talk to me, or even really be near me." Said Akane. "I didn't feel comfortable," replied Ranma. "Hey, can we have a ...divorce?" Ranma was scared to see what Akane would say or do. "Alright," replied Akane. Ranma looked at her with a shock face as she gave a smile. He started to dance around as Akane's disappeared. "Oh, so you're THAT happy to not be married to me! You jerk!" said Akane as she kicked him in the air. "You're just an uncute girl," replied Ranma. He landed in the backyard of the dojo to see Soun and Genma stuck in a tree. "My boy, can you help us get out of this tree," said Soun. "Yeah, your mother got a little angry, but I think she's over it," said Ranma. "No way! What ever you two did to make mom mad, you deserve it. Oh, yeah, Akane and I are no longer married. Bye,"said Ranma leaving into the dojo. "What! My poor lil girl!" said Soun crying. "Ranma, you and remarry Akane at once," said Genma. In the morning, Ranma and Akane were running to school. "Late again!" said Ranma. "Come on, we still have time to make it," replied Akane. "Nihao!" said Shampoo jumping into Ranma's arms. "Shampoo!" Unison Ranma and Akane. "Ranma, Shampoo so happy to see you," said Shampoo. "You come after school for ramen?" "Sure!" said Ranma. "Yay! Shampoo so happy!" said Shampoo hugging him. "Jerk! Fine by me!" said Akane kicking him toward the school. "Have good day, Ranma," said Shampoo waving to him. "You, too, Akane." "Thanks, Shampoo," said Akane running to school. In the class, Ranma was talking to Ukyo as Akane was reading a magazine. "Hmmm? I can't believe he's flirting again after that divorce this morning." Thought Akane. "I guess he doesn't love me." "Akane Tendo, oh, it's so wonderful to see your shining beauty again," said Kuno. "Especially now that Ranma Soatome is not your husband anymore. Let me be the first to kiss the hand of the lovely maiden." Kuno was about to kiss it until Ranma kicked him out of the classroom. "Stupid jerk. No one kisses one of my fiancées," said Ranma. "Oh, Ranma..." thought Akane with a smile. The end Ranma: Hi, Ranma here. Shampoo: Ayaii! Shampoo, too. Ryoga: Me, too. Ranma: On the next fic, I get threaten to marry Shampoo or a strong fighter'll beat me. I wonder who could it be? Shampoo: You should listen and marry Shampoo. I know girl pretty well, and she is very strong. Ryoga: Plus, the girl likes me. Great, like I needed more pressure in my life? I love Akane. Ranma: Uh-oh. Now the new girl doesn't like Akane at all. Shampoo: Don't worry, Shampoo think girl will be well behaved! Ryoga: The next fic is "Nihoa! Here comes Perfume." Ranma: We'll see ya there. Author: Hope you liked it! I'll be adding more characters, so that means more love interests, more rivals, and especially more fun! Author: Ranma ½ don't belong to me except Perfume. Nihao! Here enters Perfume Ranma was in the dojo practicing with Akane. He kept dodging while she kept swinging. Meanwhile, Shampoo was making some yummy ramen. "Ayiia! Groom will love this!" she thought while putting season on it. She put the ramen in a bowl and then into a delivery box. She gets on her bike and rode to the Tendos. Ukyo spotted her going to Ranma's house and followed her. "Ranma!" said Shampoo seeing him. She stopped her bike and jumped into his arms. "Uh, Shampoo, we need to stop meeting like this," said Ranma. "Oh silly Ranma, you know you like this from Shampoo," replied Shampoo. "Shampoo, get your filthy hands off my Ranma," said Ukyo with her big spatula. "Hmph. He no yours. Mine mine mine!" said Shampoo. Akane was watching and hoped both girls would pummel each other. A figured appeared. It was too dark to tell who it was. "Ranma, marry Shampoo or you deal with a real amazon," said the voice. The figured disappeared. "Ranma, for your own good, I think you should listen to it," said Shampoo. "No way is Ranma honey backing down just to marry you, Chinese Bimbo," said Ukyo. "You take back," said Shampoo in Ukyo's face. "Nyah!" replied Ukyo sticking her tongue out. "Ha!" replied Shampoo pulling Ukyo's tongue. "Guys, stop it! Who do you think was that?"Asked Ranma. "I bet it was Shampoo's great grandmother," said Akane finally joining them. "Nope. Great grandmother visit tribe," said Shampoo. "Hmmmmm, the figure said to deal with a real amazon," replied Ukyo. "I know one other stronger amazon and it's...Oh my!" said Shampoo being startled. "Oh my?! That something Kasumi would say," said Ukyo. "Shampoo, what's wrong," said Ranma. "Ranma ,listen, please marry me. It terrible. I know the firgure. All Shampoo can say is she IS the most powerful amazon. She so strong, she can kill you," said Shampoo. " She is way stronger than Shampoo, too." "He is not going to marry you, Shampoo!" said Ukyo. Shampoo jumped on her bike and left with tears in her eyes. "Shampoo..." said Ranma. "Aw, don't worry, Ranma honey, I know You can beat any amazon," said Ukyo smiling and grabbing unto his arm. Akane started to get red. "Thanks, but I need to go see Shampoo," said Ranma releasing himself from Ukyo. "Why?" asked Akane. "She has the key to bring down who ever it is," said Ranma. "Okay, but atleast let me come along," replied Ukyo. "No, just me," said Ranma as he started to run. "He is stubborn," said Ukyo. "Heh, you said it," replied Akane. At Cat Café, Shampoo runs to her room. She cried on her bed and then felt the presence of someone. "Go away," said Shampoo. It was Ranma. "Oh, Ranma, I so sorry," said Shampoo hugging him and crying on him. "You have done nothing Shampoo," replied Ranma. "I know amazon very well," said Shampoo. " I'm scared for you Ranma." They looked into eachothers' eyes. Outside the house was Ryoga. "Now, where is my house. Ugh! I need a better map," said Ryoga. He saw in the window Ranma. "Ranma!" Cried out Ryoga. Ranma looked out and saw Ryoga. Shampoo and Ranma went downstairs and outside. "Ranma, you two timer! How could you do this to Akane," said Ryoga about to tackle him. "Ranma," said the figure. The figure pushed Ranma out of the way and Ryoga tackled the figure down. She got back up. She threw her fans at him and he threw his bandana and the figure caught both the fans and the bandana. "You strong, but I much stronger!" said the figure. "We battle, yes?" "Alright then!" said Ryoga. The figure ran to Ryoga and kicked him in the mouth. Ryoga counterattacked and tripped the figure. The figure jumped back up, but unfortunately, Ryoga punched the figure in the mouth and then kicked it to the ground. It was unconscious. "Ryoga, you defeat amazon. She your fiancée now," giggled Shampoo. "What? No way!" said Ryoga. Ranma nodded and Ryoga picked up the figure. They took her inside. They could see her now. She had pink hair with one bun. She was the same height as Shampoo and as beautiful. Her earrings shined and her lovely body wore a satin Chinese fighting gown with a slit and in her hands were two fighting fans. "Is she the powerful amazon?" asked Ranma. Shampoo nodded. "She's very beautiful," thought Ryoga blushing. "You two will make great couple," replied Shampoo smiling. "What! No way! Akane is my girl," replied Ryoga. Suddenly the girl opened her eyes. She looked into Ryoga's eyes and he looked into her purple eyes. She got out of his arms and she kissed him. "Ayiia is beautiful," said Shampoo sighing. Ryoga then started to get a nosebleed. "Hmph, it's just him to do that, too," replied Ranma. The girl gave him a tissue and smiled at him. "Oh, I forget, this is world's strongest amazon!" said Shampoo. "She is Perfume, my twin sister." The two boys were amazed. She bowed and smiled. "I know you very well, Ranma," said Perfume in front of him. "Sorry about earlier, but I want you and Shampoo be married not stupid spatula girl or uncute violent girl I hear of." Perfume looked at Ryoga. "I know nothing of you," said Perfume. "I'm Ryoga, I already have a girlfriend," said Ryoga hasty. Perfume laughed and said "You might have girlfriend, but you marry me." He gulped while Ranma laughed. "He doesn't have a girlfriend," said Ranma. Perfume smile. "Is better. Now I don't have to hurt anyone," she said. She got closer to Ryoga and then was holding his arm. "Well, I think it's getting late," replied Ranma. "Good bye, Shampoo and Perfume. Ryoga, you coming?" She let go, amazingly, and he left with Ranma. "Shampoo, why you no tell me about Ryoga," said Perfume. "He is no important to me," replied Shampoo. "I sense he is strong. Maybe as strong as Ranma," said Perfume. "Let's go to bed. You sleep in the room I prepared for you," said shampoo. "I had it done since many months when I was here. I waited for you to join us." She nodded in knowing this and went upstairs with Shampoo. In the morning, Akane and Ranma ran to school "I hardly got any sleep last night," said Ranma yawning. She threw her briefcase at him. "Maybe because you were at Shampoo's for so long doing I don't know what," replied Akane angrily. "Yeah, I met a new cute girl, too," replied Ranma. Suddenly, they stopped in front of the school with a large crowd. "Hey, what's going on?" asked Ranma. "A new cute girl joined our school," said a boy. It was Perfume in a school outfit. "Oh, brother-in-law," said Perfume waving at Ranma. She ran to him and Akane. "Akane meet Perfume, Shampoo's twin," said Ranma. "Um hi," said Akane. "So you violent girl I hear of Shampoo?" asked Perfume. "Violent!" said Akane. Ryoga appeared. "Oh,Akane, how are you?"Asked Ryoga. Perfume lighted up seeing Ryoga. She walked beside him. "Nihao,ryoga darling," Said Perfume glomping on him. "Are you two going out?" asked Akane. Perfume smiled and giggled. Ryoga was nervous. "Akane, it's not what you think," said Ryoga. "Come you guys, the bell is about to ring," said Ranma. The 4 ran into the school. (Ryoga goes to school now) "Hello, class," said the teacher. " Today we have a new student name Perfume. Perfume, why don't you tell us something about you." Perfume nodded and stands in front of the class. "I am Perfume, Shampoo's twin sister. My goal in life is to marry strong man who defeats me in battle. My family is amazon in China and I am the best fighter in our village. There are many other kinds of amazons, too. I am a great cook. Any questions?" "What kind of food you like?" asked a boy. "I like Ramen with chicken, ice-cream, and fruits," she replied. Do you like to do anything?" asked a girl. "I like to practice a lot, but other then that laying in sun," she replied. "What is it like in your amazon village," said Ukyo. "It is very good. We respect one another and we help one another when we need it,"said Perfume. "What is it like being the strongest amazon?" asked a girl. "Everyone respects me and wants to praise me, but it's not my style. I think it doesn't matter how strong you are. It matters that you have skills in life," said Perfume. She sat down and smiled at Ryoga who kept gazing at Akane. He didn't even notice Perfume smiling at him. She was mad. Afterschool, Ryoga was walking looking around when Perfume went to him. "You like Akane," said Perfume mad. "Umm, yes, I do," said Ryoga looking down. "If she obstacle, I get rid of her," replied Perfume running to find her. "No, wait," said Ryoga following behind her. Akane was walking home with Ranma. "Perfume isn't that bad," said Ranma. "Yeah, she's a lot different than Shampoo," replied Akane. Suddenly, Perfume threw a kick at her and Akane fell. "Akane!" said Ranma. "Akane, you I kill," said Perfume throwing a punch at her while Akane dodges. "Perfume, have you gone mad?" asked Akane. "Akane obstacle. She in way for me to have Ryoga," saidPerfume throwing a fan at her. It made Akane fall unconscious. Ryoga appeared and got in Akane's way. "Get out of my way, Ryoga," said Perfume. "Don't hurt, Akane. If you do, you hurt me," said Ryoga shielding Akane. Ranma couldn't do anything except watch. Perfume then gave up and started to cry. She then hugged Ryoga. "You I love, Ryoga," said Perfume crying on him. "I know," Replied Ryoga. "If you do love me you wouldn't kill anyone. I like a girl who's sweet, kind, and nice." "And you pick that girl!" said Perfume. "Just try, Perfume. You must win my heart not kill the people I care about," replied Ryoga. Perfume got better and smiled. Akane started to come around. "Are you all right, Akane?" asked Perfume. "Yeah, you got hit with a shoe and you fell," said Ranma covering what just happened. "Really? Wow, I had a bad dream then," said Akane. "Oh, well, Let's just go home," said Ryoga. "Please someone help me find my home with me?" "You're impossible," said Ranma. "I take you home!" said Perfume. "Shampoo showed Perfume where you live. Leave it to me." "Uh...o-Kay," said Ryoga doubting his answer as a good one. As Perfume and Ryoga were home Ryoga was fidgeting his fingers and very quiet. "Why husband so quiet," said Perfume. "I'm not your husband!" replied Ryoga. "So, you no like Perfume. She no cute for you!" said Perfume with tears. "No! No! No! It's not that! You're very cute," said Ryoga blushing. "Really? Oh, Perfume so happy!" replied Perfume hugging him. Suddenly, Perfume looked up at him and gave the cutest look that Ryoga ever got from a girl. He couldn't contain himself, so he fainted. "Poor husband so tired. I go put him in house," said Perfume carrying Ryoga inside. Not far from there, Ranma and Akane were watching Perfume go inside with Ryoga. "She better not do anything sly," said Akane. "Oh, so you're concern about Ryoga," replied Ranma walking home. "Yeah," replied Akane following him. "He my good friend and I care for him." "Right," said Ranma. "Well, anyway, he'll be fine with Perfume." "I hope so," replied Akane looking back one more time. She didn't know what to think of Ryoga and Perfume. Was she jealous or envious or what? She couldn't describe her feeling except she was fishy with Perfume. In Ryoga's home, Perfume was cooking while Ryoga started to wake up. "Have good sleep, husband?" Asked Perfume. "Huh? What? I'm in the house already," replied Ryoga. "Oh, well..." He comes to the kitchen table and sits while Perfume was cooking. "Ryoga... can I ask question? Asked Perfume placed the noodles in a bowl and served it to him. "What is it?" Asked Ryoga starting to eat the bowl of noodles. "Well, Perfume don't know her way around and was wondering if Ryoga go on date with Perfume to show around?" Suddenly, Ryoga started to choke on some noodles. "A d-date? A real one!" said Ryoga. "Yes, if Ryoga don't mind," replied Perfume with her cute smile. "... Alright... Tomorrow after school, I guess," said Ryoga. "Ayiaa!" said Perfume jumping up and dancing. "Perfume to be very good! See you, husband!" Perfume left out the house with a happy face. "What have I done?" said Ryoga. "I can't go with her on a date? I'm in love with Akane for goodness sake!" Suddenly, a little devil Ryoga appeared on his shoulder. "Don't worry, you can still love Akane and go on a date with Perfume. You'll marry Akane and Perfume will be on the side," said the devil Ryoga. Suddenly, a little angel Ryoga appeared. "Do the right thing and tell Perfume you can't do it tomorrow," said the angel Ryoga. "Right, I'll be honest and tell Perfume nicely," said Ryoga. "Humph. You suck!" said the devil Ryoga disappearing. "You'll do fine," said the angel Ryoga. The next day, Ryoga was picked up by Ranmd and Akane. "So, I heard you got a date with Perfume," said Ranma. "How did you find out?" Asked Ryoga looking stunned. "How else! Shampoo came over last night and told us," replied Akane with an angry look. "What's wrong, Akane?" Asked Ryoga. "Oh, nothing, man. Shampoo made me dinner and I insulted Akane's food." Replied Ranma. "You're so insensitive," said Ryoga punching him into the air. "Thanks, Ryoga," said Akane. "D-don't mention it, Akane. I-I would never have a man insult you like that," replied Ryoga with a slight blush. Akane smiled at him as she snapped her fingers. "Oh, yeah, Shampoo told me to tell you that Perfume won't be at school because she's getting ready for the date after school," said Akane. Ryoga shook his head and gave out a sigh. In class, Ryoga could only think about how to tell Perfume. "Sorry, Perfume, but...I got a cramp in my leg!" thought Ryoga. "No. No. Um, Perfume, sorry to say, but I don't like you and I probably won't ever like you. That's mean. I couldn't say that. What to do." "Hey, Ryoga, whatcha thinking about." Said Ranma. "Thinking about your date with Perfume?" "Actually I am," replied Ryoga. "I need your help for once, Ranma." "Well, what?" "I want to back down from the date." "Hmmm. This might be hard because she so wants to go." Ranma sat on top of his desk and thought for a minute. He then nodded his head and gave Ryoga a smile. "How about you just get yourself lost before she comes," said Ranma as he laughed. Ryoga felt irritated, so he punched Ranma especially at his gesture. 'I guess I got to just go through with it. Just tell her. She look understanding.'thought Ryoga. Suddenly, Ryoga remembered when Perfume fought Akane and was going to kill her because she found out Ryoga like Akane. He winced out remembering Perfume's face gone from cute to angry. He gave a sigh as he hit his head on the desk many times. After school, Ryoga walked out the school seeing Perfume from a distance. "Well, good luck, Ryoga," said Ranma. "Ryoga, I'm here for you if you need any help," said Akane. "I know, but it's my problem," replied Ryoga. Ryoga walked up to Perfume. She had her back to him. "Umm, Perfume," said Ryoga nervously. "Airen..." said Perfume turning to him. Perfume stood there wearing a red Chinese dress with a red purse. She wore beautiful jewelry in her hair. She wore pinkish lipstick and wore a bit of scented perfume. She was gorgeous. "Whoa! Look at her," said a boy. "She looks like a model!" replied a boy. "P-perfume, you look great!" said Ryoga smiling. "Really! Oh, Airen, I so happy!" said Perfume hugging Ryoga. "Hey, umm, Ryoga, didn't you say..." said Akane. "Now, Akane, let's not interrupt the two lovebirds. They got a date to go to," said Ranma pushing her. "Wha! Uh, Perfume, umm, Akane, come back," said Ryoga struggling in Perfume's arms. "Let go, Ryoga," said Perfume pulling his arm. As the date started, Ryoga was lost (as usual), but Perfume had a map so she did some of the showing around. "How about we go to eat out at Cat Café," said Perfume. "Umm, okay," replied Ryoga. Perfume, suddenly, took Ryoga's hand. He started to sweat and blush. He wasn't sure what to make of their date. He didn't even want to even call it a date. "Nihao! Oh, sister, welcome," said Shampoo. Shampoo was standing at the table with Ranma and Akane. "Hey, lovebirds," said Ranma waving at them. "We are not a couple!" said Ryoga yelling. "Do you mean that..." said Perfume with tears. "I-I was just playing I didn't mean it that way! Hahaha!" said Ryoga laughing nervously. "He's seems so different with Perfume." Thought Akane. "He seems to drift away." "Ryoga, how's the date going?" Said Akane with concern. "Uh, well, I, umm," said Ryoga fidgeting his fingers. "It going fine till we see violent girl at restaurant," Perfume snorting. "Well, actually your sister invited us." Replied Akane snorting back at her. "Well, we no hungry no more," said Perfume pulling Ryoga. "Come on, Ryoga." "Huh, hey, w-wait a minute," replied Ryoga leaving with Perfume. "Ryoga doesn't even look like he's enjoying himself," said Akane. "Oh, is Akane jealous?" Asked Shampoo. "No, it's just your sister is not his type. She's like you except more rude," replied Akane crossing her arms. "Well, maybe she's really not that way. I mean look at Shampoo. She really nice, kind, and sweet once you get to know her without having anything to do with me," said Ranma. "Oh, Ranma, thanks for the compliment," said Shampoo hugging him. "You two need a room," said Akane hitting them. Meanwhile, at the park, Perfume was looking at the beautiful flowers while taking Ryoga's arm. "Perfume having good time without violent girl," said Perfume. "Who she think she is?" "Hey, don't be mean, Perfume," replied Ryoga. "You don't know Akane. She nice, caring, and very...cute." Perfume was getting mad. He was thinking about Akane more than her. She was having a fit, but somehow instead of yelling at him she started to cry. "Huh?" Asked Ryoga. "Perfume must not be caring or sweet. Maybe you no like how Perfume look," said Perfume looking at Ryoga with sad, teary eyes. "D-don't be this way, Perfume," said Ryoga placing his hands on her. "You're a v-very lovely girl and well I don't really know except you act like your sister. Don't always be mad at Akane. Be her friend for me." Perfume looked at him. He gave her a concern face, which he liked. She thought for a minute. 'Maybe if I become Akane's friend, he could see how caring and sweet I can be and he start to love me.' Thought Perfume. "Alright," said Perfume as she wiped her tears. "Here," said Ryoga picking a beautiful lily for her. She looked at it and took it. Even though it was just from the ground they were near, she thought of it as the most expensive thing there is. Perfume looked at Ryoga with a loving face. He gave a nervous look, but she just smiled. "Oh, what a cute couple," said a woman. She looked around her late sixties. She looked like a normal grandmother except she wore a camera around her neck. "Oh, you look so beautiful young lady," said the woman. "Oh, thank you," replied Perfume. "It our first date." "You must be lucky to have a girl like this," said the woman. "Y-yeah," replied Ryoga. "How about I take of you two together," said the woman. "Okay..." said Ryoga. Perfume stood there with Ryoga behind her. She took his arms and wrapped them around her waist. He gave a nervous smile as Perfume gave him a slick smile. She placed one hand over on his cheek as she placed her hand on one of Ryoga's hands. "Okay, say cheese," said the woman. "Cheese!" unison Perfume and Akane. They heard a snap from the camera and relxed. The picture came out the camera as she shook the picture. "It looks perfect," said Perfume looking at it. "Here, it's yours. Bye!" said the woman walking a way. "She was generous," said Ryoga. "You look very handsome in picture," said Perfume. "Perfume keep picture. She remember first date with husband." "Now, wait Perfume..." said Ryoga. Suddenly, Perfume went toward him and kiss him gently on the lips. She remembers what happened on their last kiss, but she was ready. She released from her kiss and looked at him with affection. "P-Perfume!" said Ryoga blushing. "You know like?" Asked Perfume looking with a frown. "No...it's just," said Ryoga. "A guy should kiss the girl." Perfume jumped around in delight at his comment. She didn't know he really liked her that much. He made her so happy. He was acting like a real man. She leaned toward him and waited for her kiss. "W-what! A kiss now? Usually, couples kiss after the date," replied Ryoga. "Oh, really? Well, Perfume can wait," said Perfume taking his hand. After a few other places, the two grew tired and walked to Ryoga's house. "Perfume had good time on date," said Perfume. "Me, too, especially at that kareoke place. You can really sing, Perfume," said Ryoga. "You sing good, too," replied Perfume giggling. "Hey, at least I tried," said Ryoga. Perfume looked at him with a smile that would make any guys weak in the knees. Ryoga gulped as she moved closer to him. "Well, where's Perfume's good-bye kiss," said Perfume. "Uh, well, I'm sorry, Perfume, but not tonight. When I kiss someone, I will do it out of true love, and well, I'm not in love with you." Said Ryoga. Perfume looked at him. She was so broken up. He had said all the wrong words to her. She had to think as she turned from him. "P-perfume, don't be upset," said Ryoga. "Perfume, a-all right! Perfume go home," said Perfume as she was slowly leaving. "Perfume, wait! Perfume!" said Ryoga walking to her. Perfume turned to him. Suddenly, Ryoga tripped on his feet and fell in Perfume's arms giving her a kiss. She looked at him after they broke the kiss. "Oh, no! My first kiss was for Akane," thought Ryoga. Perfume touched her lips. She was so happy. He loved her. She looked at him and gave him a smile. "Oh, Ryoga, Perfume so happy, but I go now. Bye Bye!" said Perfume running home waving at him. "Uh, bye," said Ryoga. As Ryoga watched her leave, he smiled. "Maybe, my first kiss wasn't wasted after all," said Ryoga with a smirk. The end Akane: Hey, Akane here. Ukyo has gotten sick and Konastu is training in the mountains. She's all by herself. What! Ranma, you're going to stay with her until she's well. You're really nice sometimes. The next episode " Nurse Ranma on the case". See you there. Author: This is a series all together!!