Bad Spell.

     "Dammit, this stuff is supposed to happen to Ryoga, not me," 
Ranma yelled to the blue sky.  He, Akane and Shampoo were outside
of school when there was a bright flash and they found themselves...
somewhere else.  On a high snow covered mesa, surrounded by 
furniture, bicycles, clothes and mild curry.  "And why are we 
surrounded by all this junk?"
     "Um, Ranma, we're not alone up here," Akane said, pointing
at a wide-eyed group of people.
     "Shampoo see weird pointy-eared girl.  Shampoo think we no in 
Nerima anymore."
     The pointy-eared, elf, let's just call her an elf, looked at the
three newcomers, her eyes wide in astonishment and horror.  "This?
This was a spell of summoning?" she asked in confusion.  "Where did
all this come from?"  The three humans standing outside the spell's
range just stared at Ranma, Akane and Shampoo.  The taller woman 
covered her eyes with her hand and said, "I knew it."
     "But that can't be the right spell," the elf said, a note of 
hysteria entering her voice.
     "Yes, it was.  Now you know why..." The voice cut off as the 
gondola it was riding in reached the summit and the lone occupant
saw Ranma, Akane and Shampoo.  "Annette, you summoned more?"
     Ranma, Akane and Shampoo also stared.  "A talking dog?" Akane
said.
     "Yeah, ugliest dog I've ever seen too," Ranma said.
     "Oh bite me," the dog yelled, it's voice rising an octave.
     "Hey I like this kid already," the tall, muscle bound man said.
     Ranma glared slightly, "who are you calling a..." his voice cut
off and his eyes threatened to pop out of their sockets in surprise,
"Are you Junpei?"
     Everyone, save Ranma and Junpei, fell over in surprise.  "Yeah,"
Junpei said, an unfamiliar look of thought crossing his face.  
Suddenly his eyes went wide, "Ranma, is that you?"
     The two shook hands fiercely and began chattering.  "What are 
you doing here in this stupid elf world."  "Man, I haven't seen you
since Pop and I stopped at that dojo years ago."  
     Then Junpei straightened, "Where are my manners," he said, 
ignoring a 'what manners' comment from the dog.  "Ranma I'd like you
to meet Airi," he said, indicating the tall, dark haired woman.  She
nodded in response.  "And the gun nut over there is Ritsuko."  
     Ritsuko responded by slapping Junpei upside the head.  She held
out her hand, "Nice to meet you."
     Ranma was about to shake her hand when he heard two throats
being loudly cleared behind him.  "Oh yeah, This is Akane," Akane
smiled and nodded.  "And that's Shampoo."
     Shampoo pointed at the dog, "Who ugly dog?"


Um, that's all I'm going to write on this one.