One night, at the Tendo house hold:

<Ranma> Everyone! Dinner!

The same general rush to the dinner table that happens every night. 

<Kasumi> So, Ranma-kun, what did you make for dinner tonight?

<Ranma> Pork chops!!

<Genma-Panda> (Ranma made this?)

<Akane> Has anyone seen Ryoga?

<Nabiki> His Backpack is still here. (Looks at dinner, nervously)

<Ranma. smirking> I don't think we'll be seeing him, anymore! (Takes
a big bite out of his dinner, grinning manically)

<Akane, also taking a bite of dinner> Hmmm, this is good, Ranma!

<Ranma> Thanks, Akane! Hey everyone, why ain’t you eating?

<Nabiki> I... I just remembered, I have a dinner appointment!!
(Takes off, hurriedly)

<Kasumi> Ohh, my! I... I'm just not hungry, Ranma-kun. Thank you, 
anyway. (Looks at Ranma, nervously, and hurries away)

<Genma-Panda> (I just remembered, I’m starting a diet today, boy!)
(Hurries away, as well)

<Happosia> Well, I have to go! Can’t keep my silky darlings waiting!
(Takes off)

Finally, the only ones at the table are Ranma, Akane, and a nervously
sweating Soun

<Soun> Well, why don’t I just let the two of you be alone! Y-yes,
that’s it! The two of you need some time alone, together! Yes! That’s
it! Master!! Wait for me!! (Takes off as well)

<Akane> What’s with them, Ranma? You’d think they don’t want to eat
this wonderful dinner you made for us! Oh, well, more for us, huh 
Ranma?

Ranma just grins!

 

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