The room was dark, and the opening in the window 
curtains made for the sole source of lighting in the room. 
A lone man with his arms folded behind his back 
blocked the light. He stood silent, and tilted his head 
*just* so, allowing the light to reflect off his glasses in a 
sinister manner. It was all very dramatic.

"But Mister Takada! We must do something about these 
delinquents! They're utterly ruining our reputation!"

"The Ministry of Education has sent notices threatening 
to close us down if the student violence continues!"

The man known as Takada adjusted his glasses slightly.

"Gentlemen," he said calmly. "I'd like to introduce you to 
our new Delinquency Advisor, Mr. Saotome Genma. He's 
from the PTA. Mr. Saotome?"

A stout man wearing a white gi emerged from the 
shadows. He smiled. Soun would love this. It was all for 
the sake of joining the schools after all . . .

***
Ranma 1/2:
Battle Royale
Coming *never* to a mailing list near you . . .

SeventhOne