Valkyrie Ranma: Prologue Disclaimer: All characters depicted in this work of fiction are the creation of Rumiko Takahashi and of Enix and Project Profile. No assumption of ownership is made and this writing is only for the enjoyment of fans of both series. In short, do not sue me please; I'm only a poor student. Poems to Sacred Death. Up above the mortal world of Midgard, known as Earth to her inhabitants. Lies the realm known as Asgard, home of the beings known as the Aseir, the gods of old mythology. Their time as the Supreme rulers of all creations had long passed, ever since Ragnarok, the Destruction of the Powers & the Doom of the Gods. Out of the Ashes of Creation, one being rose to power and was for a short time the All-Mother. She was of the Aesir, and yet she alone amongst them has went through Life, Death & Rebirth. She also like the rest of the Gods was able to live forever, and like the Undead was beyond the ravages of time. She was everything and the same time none of the above. Truly an Enigma even a Race like the Gods who are they uncanny by definition, if that word can truly be used to describe them. She gave up the power over creation when the Creator of all, including the lands of Nifelheim and the great void Ginnugagap from which Migard & Asgard was made awakened and once claimed the Throne of Life and the Name of the All Father and while retaining her powers from which the current World was recreated from, she retreated into the Halls of Valhalla, made of gold and of five hundred and fifty doors, and the rafters were made from spears of the finest craftsmanship, a roof of shields and where Breastplates and Armor litter the benches. There she silently watched Humans slowly rebuild their homes and lives war after war, disaster after disaster and even the plagues sent down by her new liege and sometimes, even the new gods who were given their godhood, until the new Yggdrasil. Was made, fashioned by the new Goddess of the Future, The one with the name Skuld ended the abuse of powers by the new gods. The sight of the young Goddess always brought a tear to the former All Mother's eye, as she mourned the memory of Slimeria, her own Sister who was the Goddess of the Future, back when she was the Middle of the Three Goddess of Destiny before Ragnarok. Before, the Vampire King Brahms captured the Soul of the Youngest of her sisters. After she had restored the Worlds with her new powers from her rebirth into a homunculus, a construct of Human, Elf and Aseir and the Demon Sword "Levantine" own powers. She had searched the worlds for her, yet no trace was found of her. Her fractured memory of her did not help either. Thus with a heavy heart she decided to stop the search and concentrate on her duties as the All Mother, until the one True God Awakened and took charge again. With her duties lessened, Valkyrie returned to Valhalla and waited, for her sister to be reborn. Asgard Hill. The tallest point of all Asgard, the peak of the Hill was the place where she had fought Loki and his Dragon Orb and Ascended to power. Lenneth Valkyrie was a Stunning vision of Heavenly beauty in her white slip dress with sapphire blue tapestry and sandals held together with straps of the finest Orihalcon. "Both gifts from Freya." thought Valkyrie to herself as she brushed her hip long platinum hair from her shoulders, a move that caught the sunlight in the silvery strands and making her hair look as if containing the morning stars. She felt a familiar presence materialize behind her and cocked her head slightly to acknowledge it. "About time too" she thought to herself. She felt hands gently begin to braid her hair while the owner of said hands began to breath down her neck, while blowing with extra force occasional ly to tease her even more. "Hmmmm" Valkyrie purred in pleasure while closing her eyes " You are late, Freya. I should.. OHH!!" gasped Valkryie when Freya gently bit into her neck as her nibbling drew some blood from her lover. "You should what? Hmm Lenneth? Punish me? Please do. It's been so long since you last did," breathed Freya as she lifted her head up from nibbling on Valkyrie's neck. " We only had a session with two days ago, you shameless harlot." Said Valkyrie in a teasing tone, "or are you eager for more already. Hmm?" "Oooohhh, insulting me now hmm? Give me more, if you are up to it, well?" Freya dared Valkyrie, knowing full well that the silver-haired Battle Maiden will reciprocate her actions in full. "Very well, You.... what's this" Valkyrie's reply to Freya was interrupted as she felt signals her being was giving out that signified the Death of a Warrior worthy enough to be Chosen by her personally for entry into the Ranks of the Einherjars. Her smile changed into a near emotionless mask as she prepared herself for her duty as the Chooser of the Slain. A vocation she has held for many eons since the end of Ragnarok, as she has not found yet anyone capable of taking her place yet. Freya sensing her lover's sudden change looked at her face and recognized the expression that Valkyrie had. Feeling both nostalgic and worried at the same time, she asked, "Who is the one? Lenneth?" as her face switched into a serious look. Valkyrie's response was " A very talented one, Freya, Very Talented indeed. Freya, do me a favor and Inform Kami-Sama's office of a new Einherjar in our Ranks." With that she teleported to Midgard, leaving a watery like ripple in the space where she was before, while Freya followed suit to Kami-sama's office. Skies of Midgard. Upon reaching the Midgard Plane, Valkyrie began to expand her senses to detect the warrior worthy to chosen by the Battle Maiden. Frowning as she realized exactly where the signal is coming from, she changed into the Battle Gear of the Valkyrie, consisting of navy blue armor, greaves and gauntlets along with a skirt weighted by a light golden chain mail and a winged helmet. 2 floating blue pieces of armor hovers protectively around her while a magnificent sword with a slight glow emitting from the blade hangs on her side . She chose to fly to her destination, as well as giving herself time to think how to approach him. "Saffron's Realm? Why any mortal not directly related to Phoenix Mountain. Is the dead warrior a Musk or Amazon?" She said to herself as she reached the Bayakanla Mountain range. Phoenix Mountain. The battle was hard and long. Most parts of the Mountain was smashed by a chi blast that was generated by a youth all of 18 years. a blast that was the result of a battle between a cursed youth who has the touch of Jusenkyo upon his person and the other a Phoenix demi-god who wields the fires of his heritage. The end result was the unexpected defeat of the King of Phoenix Mountain at the hands of the young upstart who unleashed a blast of cold chi that froze the demi-god known as Saffron & shattering the form he had frozen with his own hands. The demi-god did not die but rather rose from the pieces of his old form, much like his other brethren whom rose from their own ashes, as a child perhaps, but risen from the dead nonetheless. The woman known as Akane Tendo however will not rise again should her life and mortal form expire. The youth of Jusenkyo, who had fought for her freedom, now fights for her life. The choices were clear to him, save his own self by refusing to lend any of his own depleted chi reserves and let others do it instead? Which according to the code he follows is a dishonorable act. Mere survival instinct, but the code he follows would never forgive him if he allows others to save his fiancée, even a reluctant one and one he never asked for. Still the Code demands that he acts to save his fiancée & by extension his responsibility, even at the extent of himself. As demanded by the Code & Honor, the 2 cornerstones of his existence. Without them he would feel less than worthless. Never mind that some of those present would not object while others are only too happy to take the burden into their less strained hands. For it is his duty to do so, as dictated by the Code & Honor? Their demands had already made him age beyond his years. Now the Code & Honor have demanded of him a task that will ultimately kill him. After years of hell on earth, they will finally send him there. Of course, had the threat of death ever stopped this youth? Not once. No, like the many other challenges that should have killed him, The youth will accept this challenge like the many already thrown in his direction. Who gives a Damn about Death's shadow? Because, as you are likely to hear from the horse's mouth, Ranma Saotome never loses. Even if it will kill him when numerous ambushes, chi attacks and various pressure point attacks have failed. Choice made, Ranma forcibly infused his remaining chi into the possibly lifeless form of Akane Tendo, hoping the life force will allow her to live, so that his efforts will not be in vain. Without the chi to continue the healing his body needs, Or to support his already failing system. Ranma collapsed and took his last breath. Ranma Saotome, one of the most promising students the Art ever had Has ended his life on Migard. Of course, Death is but the beginning, as the Gods can testify. One of their best will personally inform Ranma Saotome of this fact. The edge between life and death. "Where am I? Aren't I supposed ta be dead. " Stated Ranma to himself as his eyes scanned the pitch-black surroundings for signs of danger. "This is the Place where dead guys go? Feh! Nothing much to look at." Ranma said in a derisive tone. "Hopefully, this won't be the place I'm gonna be spending eter...err forever in" as he got bored and decided to begin exploring. "Trust me Ranma. This will not be the place you will be spending eternity in." a voice came from behind him. Spinning into a defensive position, he began to assess the threat the silver-haired woman may be to him And reached a conclusion that he didn't like at all "Oh shit, this chick here is at least stronger than the Old Ghoul, Saffron, and the Old Freak & Herb combined. And that's from what I CAN feel." He automatically tensed up in anticipation for a fight he feels is coming up. "I just died and now some girl is after me for something or another. Story of my life. At least I wont have ta hold back against her." Seemingly oblivious to Ranma's threatening stance, the silver-haired woman replied " I am here to tell you that you have been given a chance to live. I am known as the Chooser of the Slain. Also Called the Battle Maiden. Although you probably know of me as the Valkyrie." End of prologue. (Draft 2) Author's notes: My second X-over fiction. Can't believe I actually finished it. The Prologue that is. Anyway, Since I do have more source material this time round. (The Valkyrie Profile FAQS and the official strategy guide. Along with the Ranma1/2 manga volumes ) I will make it as Canon as possible although some characters may be omitted. Especially the VP characters since it did not specify who were brought back at the A ending. As always , all feedback appreciated. Later JF_1999 Disclaimer: All Characters from Ranma1/2 depicted in this piece of writing belongs to Rumiko Takahashi & Viz Communications. All Characters from Valkyrie Profile are the creations of Enix & Project Profile. All characters from Ah! My Goddess does not belong to me either. No copyright infringement is meant & no attempt to past this as my own creation is made. No profit is made and this work may not be used for commercial attempts. Valkryrie Ranma Chapter 1: Journey to Hallowed Grounds. * The Edge between Life & Death* (What had gone on before) (Lenneth Valkyrie , former All-mother and the Battle Maiden was frolicking in Asgard with her "close friend" Freya when she felt the death of a worthy warrior for the first time since Ragnarok. She immediately headed for Midgard to guide the soul and recruit him for the ranks of Heaven's Einherjar. This departed soul was none other than Ranma Saotome ( or Saotome Ranma in Japanese ) who had died in the fight against Saffron, the Phoenix demi-god of Phoenix Mountain when he gave his chi to save his near-death fiancée Akane Tendo ( or Tendo Akane in Japanese ). Ranma was now confronted by Valkyrie and made to chose if he wished to join the Einherjar.( no prizes for correct guesses ) (Spoiler Warning) "Live? Ya mean I have another chance ta live again?" Questioned Ranma. "That's "to" live. And my name isn't "ya". If you are going to speak the Least you could do is not mangle the language." Admonished Valkyrie. " Why am I doing this? How he speaks is no concern of mine." Thought Valkyrie "Yet, I feel frustrated when I see such uncouth language spewing from his mouth. As if I had spent years brushing up his speech and is now seeing all my efforts for vain.... Impossible! I must be thinking of Silmeria again." Mentally shaking her head, Valkyrie continued " And regarding your question on whether you will live again, no if it means going back to your cage of flesh. Not only has it been destroyed beyond repair, mortal anyway. We do not send those who have perished back into Midgard, as this will definitely mean some rather confusing" Valkyrie's face twisted into a grimace as she spat out the word " calculations on Yggdrasil's part. Especially for the pro...programmers." She looked as if she had swallowed a lemon whole as her face seems to have a frown permanently attached to its features. Raman's shoulders slumped as he felt disappointment. "And I thought that she will always be there to help me. Humph! They never could help me when it comes to the rules... Wait a sec? Why am I expecting her to help me? I never met her before. Have I?" Ranma began to intensely scrutinize the silver haired goddess and came to a conclusion. "Definitely not. Someone like her I would never forget if I have seen before. 'Sides I've never died before, so how could I have seen someone who meets dead people. I certainly don't see dead people." Yet Ranma could not shake off the feeling that he had met her before many times. Or the fact that she reminds him of his mother, only not so distant. Valkyrie felt a stab of guilt when she saw Ranma's disappointed expression. " What in the name of Mimir is happening to me? I have seen young innocents die without so much as a stir in my heart and yet he...he ...No! I must concentrate on my task at hand. I will think about Silmeria later." steeling herself, Valkyrie continued " However, should the meaning be true life, the life to serve Heaven as an Einherjar. Then yes, YOU will have the chance to live. Truly live, not as a fleeting flicker in time, but rather to be able to make a real difference. Now, what say you? Hmmm? While unknowingly preparing herself for a accusing look that Silmeria used to give her following the disappointed expression. What Ranma gave Valkyrie was a confused look that people give to those who babble nonsense. " But that means I stay dead right? How would being an Einhai...err...Ein something help me? And what is an Ein-thingy anyway?" Asked Ranma. Valkyrie resisted the urge (just barely) to smack him with her sheathed sword. " Actually, what you were before was dying from the minute you were born. You were more dieing than living in the prison of flesh known as the body. What I could offer you is the chance of life, true eternal life. Not the one that begins to end from when you were born." And with that stood back and folded her arms, waiting for Ranma to make his choice. Ranma was now really between a rock & a hard place. On one hand, there was this girl in blue-gold armor that was offering him to be some kind of warrior in Heaven, on the other hand he could chose to refuse her and try to find a way back to the land of the living. The problem with the second choice was that it meant having to search around for a place that he could only see darkness around. It was not a situation he could fight out of. While not stupid by a long shot, he doubts he can find a way back to Earth from wherever here is. "'Sides, if she wants ta take me by force, I really don't think I can win right now. Not ta mention she isn't did nothing that deserves me attackin' her or nothing. And Ranma Saotome doesn't fight girls so I probably am on my ass if she decides ta play rough. cause I just won't fight her." Thought Ranma smugly as the earlier moment of humbleness disappeared into the recesses of his mind. "Not that there was much ta live for anyway." as Ranma bitterly recalled his life. "Multiple fiancées, a father that sells me for rice & pickles, maybe with some fish if he's feelin' very greedy, like 90% of the time, the other 10% just greedy. A mother that will have me disem...cut open my tummy if I don't act like a Happosai clone enough. Four loonies & a Pervert after, well two, if Kuno counts anyway. My fiancées consist of a Tomboy, who whacks me with anything handy when I so much as look at her the wrong way, if I know what the NEW wrong way is that is. A purple-haired Amazon who tries to drug me with potions that always go wrong, causing me ta fall in love with a plant or Pig Boy or worse, the old ghoul...brrr THAT was a real nightmare. and an old pal that turned out to be a girl who wants ta marry me. I rather not think of Kodachi, thank you very much" Life as a heavenly warrior was staring to look better and better Ranma concluded. Valkyrie on the other hand saw every single expression Ranma had while having his life past him by (one thing of dying in battle. You usually die too fast for your life to past you by or simply too tired to notice) and went from feeling that unexplained guilt of not able to send him back to the world of the living to pure unadulterated confusion and some degree of curiosity & interest. She had never seen so many vivid expressions on a single being in such a short period of time. "Heaven could certainly use someone like him to liven things up, ever since the Norns went to live in Midgard." And her heart sinking into despair again as she recalled the relationship she had with her own sisters." One probably dead, after no news what so ever. The other who doesn't even wish to acknowledge me except to annoy me? It probably would have been better to born a single child." Thought Valkyrie as she continued waiting. "Well? What be your answer? Ranma." When she noticed Ranma not having spoken for a long time. "Sure. Not like I have anywhere ta go." shrugged Ranma "So when do we leave?" asked the pig-tailed youth. "We leave right now. Come with me, my new Einherjar." and she teleported both of them to the Halls of Valhalla. * Yggdrasil Central Net Office* Freya, teleported into the main office of Yggdrasil Central Net building. Prompting a few stares but ignoring them, the blonde Goddess of Life & Death, among other areas of influences proceeded to enter the data regarding the new Ehinherjar joining the ranks of existing ones. While her hands moved out of habit, her mind began to wander to the date she had set up with Valkyrie and the accompanying activities the normally straight-laced Valkyrie would do with her once she has finished with the new recruit. Her mind was so preoccupied with images of her and Valkyrie that she did not notice another strolling figure in her direction until they bumped into each other. "Hey watch where you're going! You cow before I..."Urd did not get to finish her sentence as she stared into the annoyed visage that is Freya. Urd began to sweat as she realized not only that she had broken the terms of her probation (Due to an unfortunate incident involving her getting sloshed, a bottle of sake and the well of Mimir. She was suspended for 6 months after they cleared the Well of all residue sake and some of her own vomit.) When she had sneaked back in for some personal items on her desk when she bumped into Freya, she had also insulted one of the Elders that had survived Ragnarok, meaning she was really up to her eyebrows in trouble. Watching Freya tapping her foot & folding her arms while giving her the evil eye was not a pleasant experience for Urd " I don't suppose you'll just look the other way now that I have called you a cow or got in the way of your make-out session with Lenneth huh?" and clamped her hands on her mouth when she realized that she had made another faux pas when she mentioned Freya's sleeping partner remembering her particular hang-up of anyone talking of her sexual life, in front of her anyway. (She's weird that way) and started getting more nervous as Freya's lips shaped into a scowl. " You are absolutely correct about me not looking the other way Urd, especially after that "cow" remark" stated Freya, her voice dripping with venom. "However, since I am busy going over to Valhalla for, as you so eloquently put it, a "make-out" session with Lenneth, I wont report you to the Probation Office." Urd heaved a sigh of relief until she realized this does not mean that Freya wont do something to her personally. Her heart sank when she saw the evil smirk Freya had on her face, and heard Freya said " You have 10 seconds to leave this place before I turn you into something you would really hate. Starting now. 1,2,3..." Images of becoming a newt or paperweight floated through her mind as Urd raced for the nearest reflective surface, a screen hanging mid-air 3 meters from the floor. She was millimeters away when she heard Freya shout "10!" And heard a zap of ether energy heading for her. " But it's not yet ten seccooonn..." Urd's protests were cut short as she felt herself change. When her body stopped changing. Urd opened her eyes and clumsy & her limbs looked... stubby & pink. "She didn't " thought Urd in horror and looked up into the screen that hung above her and wanted to scream when she saw what she had been turned into but the only sound coming out of her mouth was " JigglyPuff!" And began to cry twin fountains while making sobbing Jigglypuff noises. Freya meanwhile was on her way to Valhalla, chuckling all the way. " Those mortals can really come up with imaginative ideas. Urd will definitely learn to behave after this. Maybe next time I will try the rabbit...thing that goes "puu" in the show with those 3 girls in it." unable to keep her laughter down to a minimal level after thinking about it. She burst into a full-blown Evil Laugh(tm) " OHOHOHOHOHO!!!" while flying back to Valhalla. *Training halls of Valhalla * Ranma felt a chill down his spine and turned over to see if Kodachi had somehow found her way here. "I'm sure I heard that god awful laugh of hers, nothing else can make me feel like that." until he felt a "thwack" sound and a sharp pain on his head. "Pay attention, Ranma!" rang out Valkyrie's voice. Sighing, Ranma turned to face his new mentor, who was holding a wooden sword and staring at him. It all began when he first arrived at Valhalla. The first thing Valkyrie did was to tell him to prepare for training at the training hall in the west wing of Valhalla. The training hall was a vast courtyard with an encroaching dome shaped roof with weapons of all kinds stacked in racks placed along the perimeter of the hall. When Valkyrie approached Ranma the first thing she did was to tell him to attack her. Ranma did not want to do so and insisted that Valkyrie attacked him instead. "Big mistake" thought Ranma ruefully as he recalled the beating he had received (and still receiving) from the wooden practice sword Valkyrie was carrying with her. He had gone all out after he received the fiftieth strike in his abs and still couldn't get past her defense. "She makes the old ghoul look like a rank amateur in terms of speed or technique, she's much stronger than pig boy or even Pantyhose's monster form & about 5 times as tough," recalling the few licks he did manage to get in. "She shrugged them off as if I didn't even touch her!! I never had it this bad. Not even during the beginning of the training trip with Pop." Feeling utterly depressed, Ranma started to gather the depression chi needed for the Shi Shi Hokodan, and with a yell of " Shi Shi Hokodan", unleashed the blast of depression chi in Valkyrie's direction. Ranma was elated when the blast seemed to connect with her, until he saw it just bypass her as if she wasn't there. Seeing the image fade, Ranma began to look around for signs of his new Sensei, and heard "Ranma!! Over here!" and shifted his head to the source of the voice. Valkyrie smiled at Ranma from mid-air and hollered " Not bad Ranma!! Still, you have a long way to go if you want to be among the best Einherjar. Oh, and this is how you do a blast, whether chi or ether!" and shot a silvery blue gout of ether into Ranma, who despite his attempts to dodge was still caught in the blast when it changed directions in to catch him in mid-air. Ranma dropped down like a sandbag and the impact caused a crater in the training hall's floor. Ranma was twitching on the crater and moaning. He opened his mouth to cough out some smoke while attempting to brush the debris caused by the crash. He managed to cough out " Y'know sumthin. I always thought being dead would be less painful." Now it seems that it is even more painful than some of the Tomboy's mallets or cooking. Ugh..." and than he passed out. Flying down to Ranma's side, Valkyrie sighed while carrying Ranma's body over her shoulders, and decided to walk to the infirmary instead of teleporting there to lessen the strain on Ranma's battered form. The trek to Eir's infirmary was rather short as it took only 12 minutes to reach, it being on the plane, not to mention in Valhalla itself. "Eir! Eir! Come out Eir! I have a patient for you! Eir!" yelled Valkyrie as she approached the infirmary's door. She then heard a voice she recognized as Nanami's answer her " Eir-sama is currently away on business. How may I help...Valkyrie-sama!! Oh forgive me, I did not know of your arrival. Please, allow me carry the young sir for you." And moved to carry the unconscious Ranma from her when Valkyrie slightly shook her head " No Nanami. Help me to find a suitable bed for him to rest instead. I will carry him myself, it's my responsibility after all." And waited for Nanami to give directions. What Nanami did was to first look bewildered then breaks into a cheer. " Oh Valkyrie-sama, you have no idea how delighted I am that you have found yourself a husband, I mean, what with you always keeping to yourself, only occasionally confiding in Freya-sama. When was the wedding? Oh no. What about Freya-sama? When did you two break up? Oh dear, was it the sex? Or maybe even the..." as Nanami continued to rattle on excitedly. "Nanami..." said Valkyrie in a tired voice that implied this was a common situation. " Or maybe it is the criticism? Really Valkyrie-sama, you shouldn't..." Nanami continued to rattle on obliviously. "Nanamiii..." Valkyrie's eyebrows began twitching dangerously as she tried again. "Or was the stress from work too much? Oh wait, neither of you work much. So that cant be it either." Continued Nanami as if she hadn't heard a thing. "NANAMI!!" Valkyrie raised her voice in an attempt to get the shrine maiden's attention. " Huh? Oh yes Valkyrie-sama?" asked Nanami, the raised voice managing to pierce through her internal monologue. " The bed now Nanami. And no he is not my husband or boyfriend or fiancé or even my lover. And yes I am still with Freya. So I would appreciate some help for my new EINHERJAR here if you do not mind." Demanded Valkyrie, not noticing Ranma's reaction to the word fiancé. "Oh of course Valkyrie-sama. This way please." And lead Valkyrie to a bed in the corner, facing the window. Valkyrie laid Ranma down on the bed indicated and went to the visitor's lounge while Nanami observed Ranma. "Oh my quite a handsome lad we have here." Mused Nanami as she gazed upon Ranma's unconscious form. " Must be quite a heartbreaker back on Midgard. A bit rough round the edges, still nothing Valkyrie-sama could not fix. With proper training he should be ready to be a true noble Einherjar ." And she headed to the medicine storeroom for the needed herbs and ointments. Which is a pity as if she had been by his side; she would have witnessed Ranma humming softly a Norse lullaby, which was popular in the pre-Ragnarok world, and Valhalla in particular. *Fields of Asgard, outside Valhalla * (Pre-Raganrok) It was a beautiful day even by Asgard's standards. The sun was shining extra bright that day yet the breeze, helped to reduce the heat from Sol down to an acceptable level. A young girl of approximately 8 years was running in the fields. She was dressed in an earth -brown skirt, with a sleeveless white jacket & red blouse. She could be seen wearing a pair of woolen shoes, while her hair was fiery red along with streaks of silver in them, tied into a French braid. Her eyes were sapphire blue and wide, which if seen closely seems to be capable of reflecting light from them. The young girl, who goes by the name of Silmeria, was the youngest of the Goddess of Destiny was sulking as she walked along the field outside of Valhalla. " Of all the times they have to be busy, they have to be busy now. Even sister Lenneth has training to do. Why? She always has time for me. And just my luck they have to be busy on this most beautiful day too. And there was no reason for sister Hrist to lecture me! I only asked for some time with my sisters. Is that so wrong?" and Silmeria began in an uncanny imitation of Hrist's lecturing tone. " Silmeria! Just because you have time to climb Ygddrasil's trunk does not mean we do! Now be silent before I am forced to discipline you!" and Silmeria began to sniffle as she remembered how she had cried in fear until Lenneth went to plead for her from their autocratic sister who was about to use a branch to "beat some sense into her" as Hrist puts it. Lenneth had always been like a mother to her, as far as she can remember. None of them could remember who exactly their parents were and thus Hrist had always been leading the three of them. She knew that all of them were supposed to be Valkyries once they were capable of doing so, or if the situation calls for it. The eldest of them Hrist was already making a name for herself as the Battle Maiden, while Lenneth was training to become another of the Valkyries. She knew that one of these days she too would have to become another one. Her future sight had already confirmed this, though the details were rather fuzzy. Kicking a rock, she decided to try and see how far she could throw the rocks into the air. Using whatever free time she has, Hrist had taken it upon herself to teach Silmeria some tricks, in particular ways of manipulating ether energy, something that all the Aseir could do with ease , though Freya was the master of ether manipulation, due to her position as Giver of Life and Death, thus the mastery of Creation's basic energy. One particular favorite of Silmeria was the ability to infuse objects with ether energy, making them glow and indestructible. It is a basic in god weapons making, but what caught Silmeria's attention was the fact she could make some very interesting shapes with them, not to mention the bright glows the objects infused give out. Grabbing a pebble, she concentrated on directing the ether flows into the pebble and threw it high above the roofs of Valhalla. Silmeria was delighted at the new altitude the ether infused pebble had achieved until she heard the telltale smack of rock against flesh, and an angry screech from one of the eagles patrolling the skies of Valhalla. Her eyes widened in fear as she saw the shadow of an eagle get bigger and bigger. She tried to defend herself by throwing more of the rocks at it but it only made the eagle more furious, she dived to the side when the eagle first swooped down, and the talons grazed past her shoulders, Silmeria could see the giant bird soaring around her, waiting for an opening. Her legs were shaking and looked around for her sisters, allowing the eagle to dive down towards her with a screech and talons outstretched. Silmeria, already terrified by the ordeal, simply closed her eyes and screamed for her sisters. " Hrist! Lenneth! Help me! Please!" Her cries were answered as 2 crescent beams of energy, one grayish-black while the other slightly weaker one platinum-blue crashed into the descending form of the eagle, just millimeters away from goring Silmeria with its talons. The eagle managed to regain its bearings and attempted to swoop down on its new aggressors when it felt the piercing stare of Hrist on it. Looking into the direction of Hrist, the bird of prey suddenly felt its role change from predator to prey as Hrist fingered her sword, while emitting a low-pitched guttural growl, which the eagle heard just fine. Deciding that discretion is the better part of valor, the eagle turned tail & fled back to it's post above the skies of Valhalla, not wanting to end up as the newest prize of Hrist of the Valkyries. While Hrist was staring down the eagle, Lenneth moved swiftly to comfort her distraught baby-sister, hugging her shivering and sobbing form. She brushed Silmeria's silvery-red hair, while humming a lullaby she had heard some mortal mothers sing to their children while sneaking down to Midgard or even tagging along with Hrist as part of her training. Silmeria buried her face into Lenneth's chest, ignoring the rough surface the designs of the armor formed, instead wanting to seek comfort in the protection of her elder sibling, all the while sobbing incoherently while babbling incoherent apologies and thanks. Lenneth looked up from Silmeria when she heard Hrist stalking towards them, specifically Silmeria, while her face was a mask of anger. Lenneth saw what was going to happen and decided to stop her by communicating with Hrist telepathically " No sister, she's upset enough as it is." And shook her head to emphasize the point. Sighing, Hrist decided to humor Lenneth and followed her lead, using Telepathy as well " Lenneth, she must learn to not act before thinking! Throwing rocks infused with ether above Valhalla, knowing of the guardian eagles. What if we did not arrive in time to save her! " Directing pleading looks in Hrist's direction, she asked, " Please sister, I will see that she never do something like this again. Allow me to guide her." Rolling her eyes, she gave in but added, " You will spoil the child, and you do understand that? Do you not Lenneth?" Looking back at Silmeria, Lenneth answered " if possible, may we be able to do that for all time." Throwing her hands into the air in a showy gesture of defeat, Hrist shouted out loud " I give up. The brat can get herself killed for all I care!" and stomped off angrily. The commotion woke up the dozing Silmeria, who upon seeing Hrist stomp away, called out to her " Wait, sister Hrist! Stop." Stunned that Silmeria actually called for her, she halted in her tracks " Yes you little troublemaker?" Still frightened of her authority figure sister, she stammered out " Thank you ...Hrist. Thank you" Turning around rapidly, causing Silmeria to hide behind Lenneth, Hrist's expression was unreadable, then she snorted and turned back, walking away this time instead of angrily stomping off, nor could she keep the smile off her face, until she realized she would have to explain to Odin in regards to the eagle. Silmeria, who did not see either sign of Hrist's joy was worried that her eldest sibling was still upset, until Lenneth assured her that Hrist was not upset. " You sure about this Lenneth?" queried Silmeria " Very sure Silmeria dear, she just has a different form of expressing her feelings" answered Lenneth. Taking the hand of Silmeria, Lenneth led her back into Valhalla. Ygddrasil Central Office The 3 Norns had gathered in the main office after Belledandy had received the badly written message from Urd regarding her latest predicament. After she had deciphered the message typed by a neo- Pokemon or the former eldest Norn had sent her, she had rushed to the Ygddrasil main office as soon as she can. Unfortunately for Urd's pride, so had Skuld, who was informed of Urd's punishment by Belledandy & was currently laughing her divine ass off, rolling in the ground clutching her tummy while tears streamed down her cheeks. " So! Who's the annoying munchkin now huh? YOU! Urd YOU! JIGGLYPUFF!! . Teased Skuld loudly and mercilessly while she made an uncanny imitation of Urd's current 1 word vocabulary. Unable to hold back any longer, she broke into maniacal laughter again. "Bwahahahaha!!" Belledandy was meanwhile trying to find a cure for Freya's magic. She could ask for a cure directly from her, but she did not really want to confront Freya directly " Not to mention Urd really could use some lessons on keeping her foot out of her mouth, or keeping the terms of her probation as well." Thought Belledandy with a little smile. She was among the ones who were sent to clean Mimir's Well of sake and Urd's own puke. "She certainly wont be doing that now," thought Belledandy to herself. She was suddenly informed of a new message by the console she was using as a tune played to the theme of the American movie You Got Mail. She checked the circular and saw the data regarding the new Einherjar's life on Midgard. She gasped out a shocked "Oh My" as she went through Ranma Saotome file and the details of his life. " Abusive parents or simply parent. Treated like a prize among women all clamoring to be his future wife without any thought of his views, enemies out of the woodwork every week, and to top it off, a curse of Jusenkyo. Even by Einherjar standards his life is seriously f...sc...messed up." Said Belledandy while trying not to swear even in her thoughts. She idly wandered what Valkyrie-sama was likely to do should she see what exactly her new charge had gone through. She just hoped it wouldn't involve sinking all of Nerima below sea level. Deciding that Valkyrie had a right to know, she sent it straight to Valkyrie's own account at Valhalla proper, while muttering a prayer for Genma Saotome. Turning to her 2 sisters, she wondered if she should leave Urd like this for a few hours more, even if it is too cute even for her taste. The enchantment that Freya had left was not too hard to break, and she could break it in a few tries. The matter was taken out of her hands, as there was a flash of light and the enchantment on Urd wore off. Urd began to stare dangerously at the still laughing Skuld while waiting for her to look at her so she could see the face of her chosen victim, while Belledandy decided to scoot away as far as she could from Urd who looked ready to burst. Urd was ready to go Old Testament on Skuld, relations be damned. Skuld's danger sense went into overdrive as she felt the electric tingle that signified a heavy build up of ether. She stared into the furious face of Urd and could only say " Eeeppp." And decided to hightail it far away. She didn't care where, so long as she was away from Urd. Urd for her part did not bother with threats, only shot out her gathered ether, and said "(DIE!!)" and chased after Skuld. If she couldn't get back at Freya, she would take it out on Skuld instead, who had the gall to laugh at her. It was HER stuff Urd had sneaked in to take. * Eir's Infirmary* Ranma woke to the sounds of clattering of surgical equipment and saw a young girl who was dressed in the robes of a shrine maiden, albeit more colorful than he was used to. The shrine maiden noticed him awaken and moved to help him seat up in his bed. Ranma tried to stop her but found her surprisingly strong. Giving up, he allowed her to help him. As Nanami moved to feed him some ambrosia, stirred into a broth, Ranma began to protest, especially after she blew the spoon and said, "Open wiiddeee" as if talking to a baby. " I'm not some baby that needs ta be fed lady. I can eat myself just fine!" and grabbed the bowl of ambrosia broth. Nanami just giggled as Ranma's still weak hands could not hold the bowl or spoon properly. While Ranma grumbled as Nanami took the bowl from him and began feeding him, she spoke " Ranma-san, as a fellow member of the Yamato race, I must advice you to take care of yourself. Valkyrie-sama has high hopes for you, not to mention she is rather protective of you. It would simply break her heart should anything happen to you. Please," Nanami put down the bowl and grabbed Ranma's hands " Promise me, that you will never break her heart, please Ranma-san" pleaded Nanami "Uh sure...I guess." Said Ranma, forgetting how his tendency to promise others had gotten him in trouble before. "Glad to hear it, Ranma-san" beamed Nanami and began to start feeding him the broth again. After Nanami had finished with feeding him and left, Ranma lay back in his bed and was about to doze off when he heard a familiar tune he had heard somewhere before. Getting off the bed, he followed the sound to the visitor's lounge, where he saw Valkyrie without her helmet, humming the tune he found so heart-warming. While Valkyrie looked every bit the warrior goddess she is in full regalia, without her helmet and back dropped against the cozy atmosphere of the lounge, he reminded him of the Nodoka he remembered from his early childhood, not the sword-toting figure he now fears. Even without the threat of seppuku hanging over his head when his mother decided he was still manly with the curse, the image of someone giving him the unconditional love was shattered beyond repair. "Then why? Am I attaching that image with someone who only just met me a few dozen hours ago? She obviously considers me someone to train, and I certainly never got the warm fuzzy feeling from Pop." Thinking back to the training he had with Valkyrie, he realized " Even in training, she never insulted me once." He recalled how happy Valkyrie looked when his attacks connected, and the praise she showered on him whenever he showed an advanced technique. At first, he thought that it was a ploy to lower his guard, until he saw the expressions and decided it was all-genuine. " She cared about me for my sake, I can't remember when was the last time something like that happened" Ranma was so engrossed in his thoughts; he did not notice that Valkyrie was waving her hands in front of him until the fifth try by Valkyrie. Apparently, Valkyrie had noticed Ranma standing there and had approached him. Regaining his senses, Ranma heard the question Valkyrie was asking him. "Ready to go Ranma?" "Yep, sure do," replied Ranma confidently. "Let us depart then," said Valkyrie as she put on her helmet. Even outside, Ranma was still racking his brains, something he does not do often, and for the answers to the conflicting answers or even the dream he just had. So much so he didn't notice the two incoming high-speed objects. Urd was seriously pissed as she chased Skuld all over Asgard, tossing shots of ether in her, which was why she did not see Skuld jump over a distracted pig-tailed youth. Her reaction to the obstacle in her quest for vengeance was to toss an ether shot at him, turning him into pile of soot covered...something. Which was why she did not notice she was running on mid-air until she noticed a tug on her robes and suddenly stared into the VERY angry face of Lenneth Valkyrie. Urd managed to whimper out "mommy" before she was introduced to a world of hurt. Ranma on the other hand managed to cough out "...medic" before passing out again for the second time that day. *Valhalla, living quarters * Ranma and Valkyrie stumbled into the main hall of Valhalla. Both were tired although Ranma had the added "privilege" of getting blasted twice. Valkyrie went to check on her console when she heard Ranma mumble out "Where is the room?" Not looking up from her console, Valkyrie pointed in the direction of north, not knowing that she had pointed at her door instead of the one to the right. When Ranma had went into the door the room shown to him, he collapsed onto the double bed there, without turning on the lights. Therefore, Ranma was very surprised to feel a silky hand start playing with his pigtail or someone breathing down his neck. The hand moved to his chest and stopped, and began to pat It a few times before he heard a woman's voice say " Lenneth, since when did you change to a man?" and a light of ether was formed on her palm as Freya stared into the nervous face of Ranma. Valkyrie was reading the file on Ranma's life and was literally steaming with anger. She thinking of things to do to some of the people listed in the file when she heard two screams, one belonging to Ranma while the other belongs to Freya. She rushed to the room when she heard a loud "Kaboom" and muttered " Nanami's going to throw a fit when she sees this" and marched into her room. Sure enough, there was Freya, wearing only a tiny-black translucent teddy while Ranma was laying a heap on the ground. She could see him mouth the words " When will the hurting stop" before his eyes rolled over. "Freya?" said Valkyrie in an emotionless voice. "Yes Lenneth?" replied the blonde goddess. "Help me carry him to the infirmary. Oh yes, you are sleeping on the couch tonight as well." Snapped Valkyrie. "Aww" pouted Freya. " Lenneth!" whined Freya. "Act your age , Freya! You reacted with excessive force and this is the minimal punishment for you. Read my lips. No. Nookie . For. You . Tonight." Stated Valkyrie. "Humph, I bet you just want to try him for yourself." Muttered Freya under her breath while carrying Ranma in a fireman's carry. "I heard that!" shouted Valkyrie, who had flown ahead to scout for any possible threat to Ranma's well being, flying past the crumpled form of Urd, who just had every sword move created unloaded on her, with some new variants of your run-of -the-mill chi blast. Meanwhile back on Midgard, Belledandy wandered where was her sister at, while sewing Keichi's jacket. Author's notes I have finished the first chapter of Valkyrie Ranma. Next we will see how the Nerima crew reacts to the new Ranma and Valkyrie. Genma haters will Get a real feast next chapter. For those of you who object to the pairing of Valkyrie and Freya due to Lucian, well, he's not going to be in the story due to the fact, Lucian's character had fulfilled every duty he had plot-wise. I can't include him without derailing the entire work. As for Freya being something of a slut, well those who know the Freya of Mythology will know that she's one of the most sexually promiscuous of all the goddesses , kinda like the female variant of Zeus . Simply basing the Freya of the game with the one from Mythology folks. Up next, the neo-Einherjar meets the crew form Nerima in an attempt to finally finish his mortal life by tying up lose ends. JF_1999 (Yes Eir and Nanami are both characters from Valkyrie Profile, Eir being the Goddess of Healing and Nanami a shrine maiden of Yamato, a recruit able character.) Disclaimer: All Characters from Ranma1/2 depicted in this piece of writing belongs to Rumiko Takahashi & Viz Communications. All Characters from Valkyrie Profile are the creations of Enix & Project Profile. All characters from Ah! My Goddess does not belong to me either. No copyright infringement is meant & no attempt to past this as my own creation is made. No profit is made and this work may not be used for commercial attempts. (What has gone on before)? Lenneth Valkyrie was frolicking on top of Asgard Hill when she sensed the Death of a warrior worthy of being chosen by her for the vocation of Einherjar of Heaven (or Valhalla if you want to be more accurate.) On Midgard, Ranma Saotome (or Saotome Ranma in Japanese) died after the battle with the Phoenix King Saffron, a half god of Phoenix ancestry when he saved Akane Tendo (or Tendo Akane if in Japanese) by giving his own chi to save her, inevitably killing himself as he was already wounded badly and needed the chi to continue to survive. He met Valkyrie at the edge between Life and Death and accepted her offer of joining Heaven as an Einherjar, rather than become a lost soul wandering along the edge of Life & Death. Ranma got turned into a target for ether blasts three times during his first day on Heaven, first by Lenneth Valkyrie during training when she opened a can of whup-ass on him, then by a runaway Urd after her sister Skuld and finally by Freya when he entered Valkyrie's room by mistake and saw her in some very revealing underwear. There are some scenes I left out...GO READ THE OTHER PARTS ALREADY!! (Spoiler Warning!!) Valkyrie Ranma Chapter 2: The never-ending cycle of reincarnation. (12 years ago, Midgard, undisclosed area of Japan) On the streets of a picturesque resort town of Japan, an animalistic young boy of 6 was prowling the quiet streets, quite fortunate for those who frequent these streets as there would otherwise be a lot less people who would roam these streets as they cant roam very well when their guts are spilled onto the floor by a young boy with a dirty shredded gi and the ability to form claws of chi. The boy incidentally was looking for anything to eat and if possible, a lap provider and source of pats. The boy prowled the streets expanding his sense of smell and sight to catch the scent or sight of anything that means food or comfort or even better both. The boy then smelled a familiar scent, one of his pride mates were here! This means food and protection or even warmth, the boy followed the scent and saw an old woman who was wearing a kimono of vibrant purple with butterfly patterns. Yowling with glee, the boy leaped over the walls, towards the woman who was sitting in the porch in a medative trance. (Seesrumnir, Asgard) Lenneth Valkyrie was not in a good mood at all. As the platinum-haired goddess was stomping her way down to Seesrumnir, the hall of Freya, She recalled how Freya had sweet-talked her into taking task Freya was supposed to do, as a result of a lost bet to Bast, the Cat Goddess. " Even if she does look very good in her own Valkyrie Armor. The promise of playing dress up with her is still not worth having to go down to Midgard on a mission where there is no clear goal, and now I have to go to Freya's for a...bleargh disguise. Saying my mortal form is too conspicuous in rural Japan. I'm not a gamekeeper! Why should I have to watch out for Bast's felines?" And began ranting about the laws binding gods to their promises, even if they were made when drunk on mead. "This is the last time I am drinking eleven mead Frei bought from Alfheim, well at least if Freya's serving them to me anyway." Thought Valkyrie as she rapped on the gates of Seesrumnir and heard Freya call out " Come in Lenneth, I've been expecting you." Valkyrie strode into the courtyard where Freya spends most of her time at whenever she's at Seesrumnir, and true to her predictions, there was Freya, lying back on a chair carved out of smooth marble while around her flowers were in full bloom and a myriad of soothing tunes can be heard in the background. Several eleven servants moved to attend to her while others approached Valkyrie. Valkyrie waved them away and approached Freya and was mildly surprised to see her haggard and tired. Some of her hair was out of place and her eyes were closed. " She must have spent some time on the disguise." Freya opened her eyes as she sensed Valkyrie approach and her face lit up in a brilliant smile " Hello Lenneth, nice to know you are as punctual as ever." Freya sat up and pointed her hand towards her right. Valkyrie followed her instructions and looked in the direction and saw a kimono of vibrant purple and with patterns depicting butterflies. Valkyrie noticed the small size of the kimono and stared at Freya " How do you expect my frame to fit into that kimono made for someone half of my size, Freya. Chop me in half?" stated Valkyrie indignantly. Freya's smile grew wider as she said in a sing song voice "Well we could try that, though you would probably prefer to take a disguise as an old woman, to blend in better in the resort town that you will be heading to." " Can't I go in my usual mortal disguise? Why must I take on the form of an old crone just to find a cat-napper!" Complained Valkyrie. " Sorry Lenneth, but a six feet two inches silver haired...um what's that term again? Ah yes! Gaijin woman would be too conspicuous. A four feet four inches seventy year old Japanese elderly citizen would not even raise an eyebrow in that sleepy coastal resort town, and Bast really does not want to alert the cat-napper about this. Sorry Lenneth" though the smile on Freya's face totally spoiled the effect of her apology. " Furthermore, don't you like it when I wear that old armor of mine, hmm?" purred Freya into Valkyrie's ear, referring to her old armor from the days when she herself was a Valkyrie. Valkyrie could not hide the grin when the mental image of Freya in the armor came to her mind and the alluring effect it has on her " Just this once, Freya, just this once" she mumbled and teleported to Midgard. The town Valkyrie went to was exceptionally quiet that day, even for a sleepy resort town in the afternoon."Just like the calm before the storm," thought Valkyrie to herself as she strode through the town hunched back while taking the form of a seventy-year-old elderly woman. She disguised her sword into a walking stick, and had put on the kimono Freya had prepared for her. " Made of Kirin, dragon and unicorn hairs, a perfect armor and capable of deflecting most attacks, she must have spent the past 12 hours gathering the materials. I really should not have complained about this. What is a little discomfort compared to the dangers she must have faced." Feeling guilt over the tantrum she had thrown, Valkyrie began to sit down on the porch of an abandoned home to regroup her now confused thoughts and to think of a way to make up to Freya. Her thoughts were interrupted as she felt a sudden maelstrom of emotions, frowning, she closed her eyes to better feel the many stray thoughts currently scattered all over the psychic "airwaves" in a manner of speaking. " I sense...fear...anger...pain...hunger...great hunger... fear of a greater predator hmm...too simple to be human thoughts, if they are still sane or not in a clear state of mind anyway. Yowling? Yes I have found Bast's felines." Valkyrie's elation at finding her targets was replaced by righteous fury as she intercepted a much stronger mental signal than the cats. "What's this? Human thoughts? By Hel's guts! Such pain! From a child no less! What sort of monster does this to an innocent child! I have seen lesser atrocities in Nifelheim's torture cells! This man shall pay dearly for his crimes!" fumed Valkyrie as she moved to deliver divine retribution to the one responsible for the pain she felt from the Human child. Before she could she could even move, she heard a cat-like yowl and instinctively readied her sword. Spinning her head, she came face to face with a boy in a dirty and torn gi, his body covered with scars and bruises old & new. His eyes a shining blue, and the look on his face simply melted Valkyrie's heart as she saw the curious shine in his eyes and the mouth twisted into a cat like expression that reminded her of kittens staring at their first ball of yarn. Putting away her sword, she bent down and made come hither signs to the pseudo cat with her left hand, while patting her lap with the right & forcibly suppressed her formidable aura that seems to keep the cat boy at bay. Needing no further encouragement from her, the cat-boy leapt into Valkyrie's lap with every sign of delight, who was slightly surprised by the pseudo cat's quick acceptance of her. Patting the boy's head gently, she managed to get the boy to relax his muscles and his mental defenses, soothing him to slumber. Valkyrie sensed the approach of yet another human as the boy was just going into an exhausted sleep. Expanding her aura to mask his approach, she continued to flare her aura as the intruder got nearer, unnoticed by the cat boy, who had regarded the aura surrounding him to be friendly, thus not to be worried about. The owner of the intruding presence soon came into the visual range of Valkyrie and she regarded with a scowl the large man who was wearing a handkerchief on top of his head. He reminded Valkyrie of Badrach, one of her own Einherjar. Badrach was a mercenary and an all round crook when he was alive, and had survived many brushes with death by abandoning his comrades, as Arngrim can testify & never really got into the good books of Valkyrie. His tenure as an Einherjar has somewhat cleansed him (due to his one good deed of saving an orphan girl from slavery) and he could be trusted with minimal supervision, so long as the task does not involve a large amount of anything valuable and the supervision is strict, still his personality has not changed much. Only constant supervision, the promise of quick retribution, and the influence of his somewhat more honest cohorts had allowed him to stay in Heaven as long as he had. The closer the large man came close, the more agitated the boy became. Valkyrie steeped up the tempo of her patting to calm down the cat-boy while she stared at the man who was now standing in front of her. She smirked inwardly as she noted the man's shaky aura, mixed with fear & resentment, with fear as the dominant ingredient in this cocktail of emotions. The man was meanwhile of two minds, one wanted him to leave the presence of this dangerous old woman, evident by the aura she's giving out. " An aura that dwarves even the Master's." thought the man with a shiver. The other part, that exerts itself rarely, wishes to confront the old woman & claim back his heir and son. The man finally chose to confront the old woman despite the danger, if only to ensure that his plans for the future are not derailed. Deciding to disregard the fact of her overpowering presence, he demanded in his roughest voice " Old woman! Return my son to me. I am his father and demand that he be reunited with me!" On seeing the woman merely stare at him further (failing to notice the sharpening of her eyebrows and implied threat in her eyes," he repeated again. " I said old woman! To return my urgle!" the man found his sentence cut short by a sudden & painful tightening of his muscles, as if all of them decided to fail to function at this point, and felt his air supply being cut short, while his vision started to fade out while and saw flashes of light. Valkyrie was enraged at the insolence of this man who dared to speak to her in such a crude manner. Her anger was fueled further as she saw the man trying to desecrate her further. She had decided to spare the man for now when she realized the boy needed comforting & yet this bum decided to squander his undeserving good fortune by insulting her! Deciding that this lout only understands the language of barbarians, he himself being one, she decided to introduce him to pain beyond pain by tightening his muscles and magically enhancing his own senses, focusing on all nerves that relay the feeling of pain to discomfort, while breaking down his defenses for pain. Valkyrie also made him lose temporary control of his bodily functions, reducing him to a drooling, painful wreck for the next ten hours. She coldly stated to his mind " Know this human!This is but a minor taste of what is to come should you continue your foolish ways. I shall spare your pathetic life today, as this boy need not taste blood shed. If you were the one who caused him much pain, know this! Every wronged strike against him shall be repaid in ten times the pain. Every barbed phrase uttered upon him shall have it returned twenty times upon you! This child is now under the protection of the Battle Maiden! Begone, unclean one! The next time you lay eyes upon me shall be the last vision you shall behold!" And tossed the man into Low Earth Orbit with a psychic push. Turning to the now awake boy, she quickly helped to sooth his pain with a few well placed healing spells and gentle words, trying to repair as much damage in ten hours, compared to abuse inflicted over the course of a few months... (Eir's Infirmary, Asgard) Ranma awoke as the brilliant sunlight of Asgard shone into his eyes. Moving one of his hands to cover his eyes, his body tensed instinctively tensed for the morning sneak attack Genma will likely commence soon and winced as his entire body protested over this exertion. "Damn, the tomboy must have really unloaded on me last night. Wonder what I did for her to be this mad, not that she's calm much usually. Oh wait. I'm already dead, so it's not Akane's doing. That means...oh shit." Cursed Ranma as his mind started to clear and the events prior to him ending up on this same bed for the third time replayed in his mind. " Great, my first day here and I've pissed of someone already, as if my so-called life (or is that after life?) Isn't messy enough." Sighing, Ranma turned to his right and came face to face with the psycho chick that blasted him in the middle of the road last night, and started to scream in panic. Urd awoke to a throbbing pain in her head. Holding the offending appendage with her hands, she squinted to avoid the piercing sunlight but to no avail. Groaning, she stared at the ceiling, painted in soothing pastel colors and smelled the herbs, many she recognized her and began to wince in pain as her body slowly began to regain the sense of touch. "Damn! Those Elders really laid into me last night. Bad enough I got turned into a Pokemon, but that thrashing Lenneth gave me had me feeling pain in places I didn't know I have! I really should stay in Midgard for some time. Who was the kid I blasted last night? From her reaction it's like I killed her baby brother or something. Those geezers really need to relax." Turning to her left, she came face to face with the boy she blasted last night. The assumption that he was here for revenge and the painful experience last night really shot her nerves, and she screamed in panic as well. Had anyone seen Nanami right now they would not recognize her, her normally implacable appearance was transformed thoroughly as her hair was unkempt, her robes were crumpled and her face was haggard and tired, the result of attending patients in the middle of the night. While not needing sleep, she needs the rest to maintain her cheerful demeanor, and since the infirmary was relatively under-utilized since the last Great War with the demons some 200 years ago, she usually only got patients who suffered from training accidents, most whom never stayed the night. She was in the process of labeling the various equipment and potions when she heard the screams of Urd & Ranma. Muttering curses under her breath that anyone who knew her would never expect to hear from her, she stomped to the wards. She stood outside the wards to take a deep breath, and then entered the rooms, to witness a rare moment of two different individuals both utilizing the Crouch of the Wild Tiger (tmGENMA) at each other at the same time. Bemusedly, she walked between the two crouching figures & tapped both their shoulders at the same time, and was rewarded with the sight of Urd & Ranma jumping into the air screaming. Nanami could not help but fall over laughing at the sight, and she would have continued doing so had she not felt a chill down her spine & saw both Urd & Ranma bearing over her with lidded eyes and snarling at the Shrine Maiden. Hastily getting on her feet, Nanami quickly apologized to the duo " Sorry about that Ranma-san, Urd-san, but you were really amusing back there. Really, getting scared just because of one bad incident with each other. Now, why don't you two get to know each other better in the lounge? From the way you were bowing to each other, you two seem pretty healthy to me. Go on" and proceeded to make shooing motions, directing them to the lounge. Once seated in the lounge, several minutes of uncomfortable silence passed between Urd & Ranma. Urd broke the tense atmosphere by uttering the first word "umm, Ranma...I like to apologize for umm...blasting you last night, it was really an honest mistake! I was just chasing after Skuld for laughing at me and umm...this is going to sound lame but I wasn't thinking straight at the time so please, please don't pummel me anymore, or worse get Lenneth to do it. I'm really sorry for what I did " Urd then proceeded to make puppy eyes at Ranma, who could only sweatdrop and say "Umm...sure!" not really knowing how to react to this apology, having almost nil prior experience in this situations. Urd lit up at the acceptance of her apology, and decided to cement this budding relationship with who was Valkyrie's obvious favorite since this would theoretically also by extension establish a sort of friendship with Valkyrie. After all, any extra help would be nice when she needs it, not to mention she's on thin ice with many of her fellow deities due to the incident at Mirmir's Well. " So Ranma, how would you like to witness the training of the Valkyries?" Ranma blinked at the plural and asked " Valkyries? You mean Valkyrie's not the only one?" "The most powerful one, yes. Still, she's hardly the only one. She has two other sisters, Hrist" Urd shuddered as she recalled the deadly & cold presence of the eldest of the Valkyrie sisters "as well as Silmeria, whom, I never actually met but from what her sisters say about her, is someone who would make a Care Bear look un-cute by comparison and likely to use it to scam treats out of gullible shopkeepers. The others are those who were recruited from the ranks of the Einherjar. This means that there is some 400 of them at last count & you may be eligible for this. So, you interested in this, Ranma?" enquired Urd. Ranma who was at this time trying to connect the description of Silmeria with a certain girl he felt he remembered somewhere. Racking his brain for an answer, he only heard the part of Training and Valkyrie's Sisters. "Yeah sure, might be fun you know. Not that there is much to do in the first place." And allowed Urd to lead him to the Venue, the courtyard of Valhalla. (Valhalla, courtyard) Ranma & Urd arrived in time to witness the highlight of the training, the sparring match between the two most outstanding valkyries for the day. The valkyries not participating in the match formed a circle around the perimeter of the courtyard to keep the fighters within the courtyard itself. From his view on top of a slope, Ranma and Urd could look over the surrounding valkyries straight into the makeshift ring; both fighters were dressed in plain gray armor, and wore the winged helmet that was their symbol. Ranma scanned the area for Lenneth Valkyrie and found her sitting on an ornate chair that seems to be made of gold, with murals carved onto it, depicting Ragnarok and the exploits of the gods, both pre & post Ragnarok. Her sapphire blue armor emphasized the ornate gold trimmings on her armor, while her helmet shined brightly in the midday sun. Seated on her left was another Valkyrie, this one dressed in armor that is jet-black, along with the ornate gold designs similar to Lenneth Valkyrie's own that Ranma based on the descriptions given by Urd deduced to be Hrist From here, Ranma could see her tapping on her sheathed sword, while her other hand was holding her chin, apparently eager for the fight to start. Ranma turned his attention to the fighters in the ring, and assessed the strength of the two contestants. The one tying the red bandana to her arm was 7 seven feet 3 inches and had the muscle mass to go with it. Her hair was golden blonde and untied, falling to her hips while her face was feminine; it also resembles a pit bull complete with frenzied eyes and snarling, snapping jaws. She punched her knuckles together and the action produced a sound similar two boulders smashing together, while her legs made the entire courtyard shake as she stomped into the ground "Ryoga's probably not as tough as she is" mused Ranma to himself. Her opponent was considerably smaller than the giantess she is facing, the scene inevitably reminding Ranma of the day in the Amazon Village where Ranma defeated a certain purple haired Amazon. She had black hair tied into twin ponytails that reached just below her shoulders, and was adopting a stance Ranma found very familiar, with some additional elements he could not place. She had a blue bandana tied to her arm Alternating jumping on her left and right feet, her upper torso positioned in a kempo stance. Ranma's eye's widened as he realized just what style of fighting it was " Tendo style Anything Goes! But I've never seen it mixed with Muay Thai before. Can it actually work?" thought Ranma to himself. A valkyrie walked between the two combatants glaring at each other, looking at the two of them for any signs of violations, the referee decided that it was fine and signaled for the large bell to ring, then jumping off the ring towards safety. Both combatants immediately unleashed their moves on each other, the larger blond swinging her arms in wide but carefully calculated strikes, resembling twin wrecking balls that destroyed all in their wake, while her massive legs moved with surprising speed, trying to catch her opponent with a kick that could shatter boulders. Her opponent moved with exceptional speed and grace Ranma did not expect from the Tendo School, and dodged the moves thrown at her " She can't get close enough to attack her, so she's trying to get her opponent to make a mistake for her to capitalize on." The chance came as the pony-tailed girl leapt into the air and threw a blast of ether at her (" No one seems to use chi in this parts" thought Ranma to himself) and as the larger valkyrie slapped the ether blast away, the pony tailed girl grabbed her outstretched hand & used it as a supporting platform to launch a series of kicks at the larger girl's face between the eyes and her chin mercilessly. The large blonde managed to toss the girl away and began to swing again, trying to keep her adversary at bay while her head stopped ringing. Yet the smaller valkyrie was not about to give up her advantage and began to close in, pelting the large blonde with rapid kicks and punches while circling her to look for the opening to tackle her again and finish the match. It seems that the fight had degenerated into a test of stamina, as the contestant from the red corner was being wore out by hit and run attacks, until it took a dramatic turn as a visible red aura began to show around her, while the pony tailed valkyrie began to take an ultra defensive stance, anticipating a very nasty blow to come barreling down on her, while the crowd including Urd began to cheer for the finale. " You should have given up when you could, bimbo!! Now, you will die!! Divine Assault! Bursting Geyser!! " Boomed the giantess as she swung her left arm at her opponent, unleashing a gout of red colored energy which hit the pony-tailed girl even as she jumped to avoid it, and sent her crashing into the ground, forming a deep crater. The referee was about to declare the winner when she felt a hand land on her shoulders. Turning back to see whom it was she came to face with Hrist who shook her head to signify that she should not pass judgment so soon. Turning to Valkyrie for advice, she saw Valkyrie mouth out " Do as she says" & stepped back into the crowd. The supposed winner, who was watching the entire proceedings was incensed by this and wanted to protest loudly to the Valkyrie Sisters when she was silenced by a piercing stare by Hrist. Cowed, the blonde valkyrie went back to her spot on the ring, complaining of the unfairness of it all under her breath, while Hrist went back to her seat. Just as the blonde stepped into the ring, she was blindsided by three chi blasts. Disoriented by this unusual attack, the blonde staggered leaving herself wide open. Her opponent who had already left the crater when the large blonde had turned to face the referee now began a vicious counter-strike and was pummeling the larger woman with several devastating kicks, punches and occasional blast of chi and ether thrown in. The blonde managed to push the pony-tailed combatant away with some well-timed leg sweeps, and prepared as well as she could for another Bursting Geyser Attack, only that her opponent was faster this time "Not this time! Big, tall and ugly! It's my turn to show you some of my moves! Tendo Anything-Goes Finishing Strike! Heaven's Gate!" and the pony-tailed combatant disappeared, only to reappear in front of her opponent, and launched into a barrage of punches that hit every vulnerable spot on the front of the body at the speed of 2 punches per second, ending the pummeling with a punch that sent the gigantic blonde flying into Valhalla itself, crashing through the walls, burying her under a pile of rubble. "Sachiko..." said the referee to the victorious warrior, who was basking in the cheering of the crowd."Yes Tanya?" replied Sachiko. " You do realize that you now owe all together some 700 hours of work hours, including the cost of repairing the wall you just totaled." Stated Tanya coolly.Sachiko's face paled as she realized that she has yet again caused massive property damage to her workplace cum home " Can't you just overlook that Tanya? I really would like to get some sleep sometime this year, y'know" pleaded Sachiko. " You break it, you bought It." retorted Tanya "The wall alone costs the equivalent of 30 hours of your wages, not including the cost of the mural you just smashed last Thursday during that fight in the grand hall. You were lucky they were planning to knock it down anyway as it would mean at least 100 hours of overtime. You are lucky your competence prevents them from stripping your position as a valkyrie." And Tanya strolled off, leaving a dejected Sachiko behind while Urd moved to check on the fallen blonde. "Hilda?" asked Urd as she poked the buried form of Hilda with a twig "Urrrgh" moaned the pile of rubble. "You alive in there?" asked Urd with a smirk on her face. The pile of rubble, which somehow managed to pick up Urd's mocking tone, proceeded to make a series of moans that would have sounded pretty angry, if the speaker had any strength left to be angry. Urd winced and replied, "Whoa, you eat with that mouth?" A large arm broke out of the rubble and began choking Urd. Ranma, who had not notice Urd leave, began to get up from his seating position and approach Sachiko who was shuffling out of the courtyard slouching dejectedly determined to find out more of this practitioner of the Tendo School. He had just within shouting distance of Sachiko when he felt a pair of eyes watching him; turning around Ranma came face to face with Hrist, her expression reminding Ranma of a snake ready to strike. Narrowing his eyes, he leapt into the middle of the circle of valkyries who had not yet dispersed and pointed at Hrist, making a public challenge to the Shaker. Hrist merely cocked an eyebrow, stood up from her chair and teleported in front of Ranma. The both of them glared at each other while waiting for Valkyrie to start the bout. Ranma especially was very eager to get the fight started as he had a lot of stress to work out, and he just decided to go for broke. Cause Ranma Saotome never loses. Not twice anyway. (Valhalla, inner sanctum 3 hours ago.) Valkyrie stood in front of a suit of Valkyrie's Armor, complete with a sword propped by the gauntlets. The dominant color was ruby red, along with the ornate golden designs also seen on the armor ofthe other two Valkyries. Two pieces of floating red armor were circling it, the symbol of the Original Valkyrie Sisters while cracks and scratches, as well as burn marks were visible on the armor, yet it still failed to mar the dignified shine of the armor, which still stood tall & resolute, quietly awaiting the return of it's mistress. Valkyrie reached out to touch the cracked surface of the armor, and saw it begin to repair itself, the ruby red plate beginning to regain it's shine while the burn marks and other blemishes began to fade and the designs glowed, as if it was newly forged from the ether fires, while the floating armor pieces began to emit a reddish glow, and the humming sound made as they circled the armor sounded like hymns sung in praise of their returning mistress. "Why do you rejoice so? O Protector of Silmeria. Why do you restore your broken form, as others would don in all their finery to welcome back their master. Do you feel that your mistress has returned? Answer me if you can. I too long for her presence again. ever since the day when she was cruelly wrenched from our side. For many millennia, I have scoured the myriad realms for an inkling of her, and yet now she is returned to us. Or is merely my deluded mind that sees Silmeria in the boy known as Ranma Saotome? Tell me if you know. I beg of you, please. Tell me..." Valkyrie began to choke on her tears, and felt a silk handkerchief dab on her face, wiping away the tears while another slender arm hugged her waist in an attempt to comfort her " Hush now Lenneth, for this will be the last time you will need to mourn for your sister." Freya whispered to Valkyrie. The pair remained motionless except for Valkyrie's heaving sobs for a few minutes until Valkyrie turned to face Freya and smiled at her " Thank you Freya. Just when I get tired of you sleeping with others, you start doing this." And sighed in an exaggerated fashion. "Oh whatever shall I do" Freya just smiled and said in the same tone "Well, it has been thirty years since I last had a human lover. Perhaps I should see what they have come up with in the past three decades hmm?" and they both laughed as Valkyrie's mood improved considerably. As the laughter died down, Valkyrie asked Freya, " Has she agreed to come Freya?" and she nodded and replied, " Yes, Hrist has agreed to see you, though she insists that she will not attend the training session or the ensuing "sparring" match. Said something about actually trying to find her reincarnation, instead of wasting her time with a certain blonde...harlot I believe is the term she used. Only for your sake do I tolerate her, Lenneth. Do remind her that I will not do so again" simmering with rage as she finished. Valkyrie pecked Freya lightly on the cheek to placate her "Of course, my love. Only I may do so, isn't that so? Hmm" Valkyrie whispered to Freya who broke into a small smile at this. " Now you will have to leave Freya, Hrist is here, and I need to speak with her alone" Freya agreed and strode out of the door, brushing past the entering Hrist and a mutual scowl was exchanged between the two. Hrist stalked up to Valkyrie and stopped, directing a cool gaze and calm exterior, hiding the simmering rage she felt at her sister for her alleged indifference to Silmeria's fate. The jet black and gold armor she was wearing reflected the light from the rising sun, while she calmly rested her left arm on the hilt of Glance Reviver, while alternating her line of sight between Valkyrie and Dainslef, her sword, currently still in it's sheath. Upon seeing her reaction, Valkyrie sighed and unbuckled Dainslef, resting it against the armor rack holding Silmeria's armor. Seemingly satisfied, Hrist removed her hand from her sword hilt and scowled as she noticed Silmeria's armor " For what matter do you seek me for Lenneth? If is for the anniversary of Silmeria's death, I shall make it crystal clear to you. I never engaged in frivolous sentimentalities and do not intend to do so anytime this few centuries. This charade you put up every year to honor her only shows the shallowness of your thoughts Lenneth! Join me in the search for her Lenneth! Together we can find her!" urged Hrist Valkyrie merely shook her head as she pointed at Silmeria's armor "Look at this Hrist. Silmeria's armor has started to repair itself, anticipating the day when she will once again don it. Your search has ended for she has returned to us." Then stepping aside to let Hrist have a closer look at the now restored armor. Its red armor plates were shining brightly, illuminating the room with a crimson glow, while the ornate golden tapestries onit looks almost alive. Not a single blemish was seen on it, and the floating plates that serve as the defenders of the wearer of the armor were moving faster than before, instead of the sluggish pace they were at before this moment. Hrist's eyes opened in shock while her jaws dropped " Impossible! No amount of ether manipulation or forging could restore it before? Why now, unless...Silmeria has returned! But how?" and turned to Valkyrie looking for answers. "From what I have deduced, based on the restoration of Silmeria's armor & the gut feeling I have...I would say that Ranma Saotome is Silmeria reborn of course, I could be wrong which is why I seek your help in confirming whether the Saotome boy is indeed Silmeria." And Valkyrie went silent to await Hrist's decision. Hrist's reaction was to glare at Valkyrie incredulously as if Valkyrie had grown another head. Valkyrie winced with embarrassment as she realized just exactly what her sister was so sore about " you are still sore over the attack at the Seraphic Gate, are you not? Hrist." Said Valkyrie in an apologetic tone "if that be the reason why you refuse to aid me. Tell me what I must do to..." she halted in mid speech as Hrist raised her arm " It is not merely your attacking me that I am angry about, Lenneth but the fact that you would actually work with that Undead bastard Brahms, even only for the Seraphic Gate that really infuriates me! What has possessed you to work with the one who not only kidnapped Silmeria's soul infront of us but also managed to lose her during Ragnarok?" raged Hrist Valkyrie held her head for a few seconds before replying in a tired and weary voice "Hrist, by now you should know of the details of the war with the Undead all those years ago. I hated Brahms for taking Silmeria then and I still do. Yet he did not destroy her soul then nor did he harm her all those years when Silmeria was a hostage. He was at the Seraphic Gate precisely to save Silmeria, whether to recapture her or otherwise I did not know, but I do know that Silmeria comes first and any help from any source should be used in full, EXACTLY AS YOU HAVE TAUGHT US, HIRST!!!" raising her voice to emphasize her point. Hrist bit her lower lip, contemplating her options. "Very Well Lenneth. I will help you to see if this Ranma is truly Silmeria. Hopefully, she is and my search may finally stop." And Hrist released a deep breath, her face tired and weary, and the strain of searching for her missing sibling showing on her expression. Valkyrie released a breath of relief herself as the potential row was averted. " Glad to hear it, Hrist. Come closer while I explain the details to you..."Valkyrie motioned Hrist over to her. (Valhalla, courtyard) A murmur was could be heard from the gathered valkyries as well as some Einherjar who had came to see the fight between the rookie Einherjar and Hrist. Valkyrie motioned for the nearby valkyries to come closer to her, and whispered to two of the more burly ones to carry the armor of Silmeria to the courtyard, while telling the others to find Eir, the goddess of healing who should have returned from the conference of healing deities at Yggdrasil Central. Ranma got into his most aggressive stance while waiting for the match to start, whereas Hrist merely floated in midair, staring down on Ranma, a cold mocking look on her face as her eyes scanned Ranma from head to toe assessing his skill and possible threat. Hrist licked her lips as she said loud enough for all to hear "Not bad, a bit young but not too shabby. Alas, you are a few thousand years too young for me." Putting a finger to her chin, her face changed to a thoughtful expression "Still I suppose that the challenge for marriage does not include a clause regarding age, so I am obliged to accept it." Her face then underwent another change as she directed a leering look that Ranma was more used to getting as a girl, particularly looking at the area below his waist. Ranma went "Ack" as he started blushing from embarrassment & felt a sense of déjà vu "Not again, did I just make a marriage PROPASAL to someone older than my country? I really should have checked their laws first. Damn it! Why do this things always happen to me?" Ranma then looked at the surrounding valkyries noticed that something was amiss. Instead of the surprise and shock usually seen when one of their more powerful members got a challenge or proposal (the 2 terms meaning the same thing in the only society that still has such laws: read Amazon), what he saw was barely hidden smiles & and some of them already cracking up. Turning to face Hrist, he saw Hrist's expression change from leering to barely controlled laughter. Realizing that Hrist had just made an ass out of him, his originally blushing face turned red with anger & some embarrassment at being tricked so easily. He then broke into a smirk, as he came up with what he taught was the most suitable retort "Ha! I bet you just want to lay those wrinkly paws of yours onto a young stud like me. Well too bad cause Ranma Saotome will never marry an old ghoul like you!" and began laughing in an almost perfect imitation of Hrist's earlier raucous laughter, not noticing the sudden drop in temperature or the sudden widening of the circle of valkyries who were scooting as far as they could from Hrist, who had developed a twitch on her left eyebrow while saying "old...ghoul. He called me an old ghoul" and narrowed her eyes, her stare promising loads of pain in the near future. Valkyrie simply shook her head and muttered " Eir had better be quick about this. Ranma will definitely need her to patch him up after this, if there is anything left to patch up anyway." And noticed Silmeria's armor being carried out by two valkyries and placed beside the third chair that was unoccupied, the seat meant for Silmeria. Nodding her thanks, she stood up and raised her right hand, yelling "En garde" and bringing it down to signal the beginning of the match. Both the fighters needed no encouragement to launch their own offensives, as they charged each other intent on bringing down the other one. Ranma threw the first attack, his favorite Kachu Tenshin Amiguriken attack, only to find it intercepted by Hrist's own punches and the floating armor that encircles her and got a face full of ether energy in return as Hrist blasted Ranma point blank. Taking advantage of the temporary distraction, Hrist shaped her fingers into claws and began to form lines of chi with it, in an attempt to ensnare Ranma with them, only to have the maneuver countered by a sudden ether blast from Ranma. Twisting herself to avoid the blast, she was silently impressed by Ranma's potential "Only 1 day here and he already knows how to generate ether" taught Hrist to herself. "His learning abilities certainly match Silmeria's own. Perhaps he is indeed her reborn...time to find out for sure then!" and increased the ferocity and speed of her attacks. Ranma for his part was having the fight of his life. His adrenaline was at an all time high, surpassing even the rush in the fight against Saffron and so was the fear he felt when in life threatening situations. He found her moves familiar and a certain nostalgic feeling for her overpowering presence like how he felt when fighting his father when he still had respect for Genma. He felt both elated and terrified as Hrist raised the ferocity and speed of her attacks " Finally deciding to get serious eh Hrist?" he thought and unleashed a revised version of the Hiryu Shoten Ha, using his own ether and chi to form the tornado and released it at Hrist who was caught and thrown into the air while the chi and ether continued to deal damage to her. The tornado rose to about twenty feet before it suddenly dispersed without a trace. Hrist swung her sword Glance Reviver causally although those who heard of its power started to panic, fearing its power may be unleashed in full. Ranma also felt the power emitting from the blade as it began to glow brightly, and jumped to avoid a silvery black crescent shaped beam Hrist fired. He attempted to close in and disarm Hrist but found that he could not get past either the longer reach of her sword or the blasts she is throwing at him. He despaired at the lack of possible chances to turn the tide of battle while he continued to dodge Hrist's attacks unsuccessfully. Things got steadily worse as she started making doubles of herself, who mimicked her attacks and the number of blasts increased. Ranma's own Moko Takashiha attacks were either dodged or reflected by the Glance Reviver and Hrist got a bored look on her face, yawning between attacks which only served to fuel Ranma's anger further "How the hell can I win if my ranged attacks cant hurt her and I cant get close enough to disarm that damn sword? I need something to even out the odds but what!" and he spotted a sword resting against a ruby red Valkyrie's armor. It seems to be calling out to Ranma and somehow, Ranma felt that it would help him greatly in defeating Hrist and used his fading strength to make a leap for the sword and managed to grasp the hilt firmly when he felt his vision go blurry and his consciousness fade away... Hrist felt bored &disappointed at the struggle Ranma was putting up. After pulling out Glance Reviver, she had seriously outclassed Ranma & it became a one-sided affair when she used her more familiar and deadly armed attacks instead of her average (by her standards) unarmed skills. " Lenneth had said that a battle against either of us should awaken the boy's dormant Valkyrie nature, especially after spending time in Asgard where his memories should have been stimulated enough that constant contact with us will restore the knowledge of his past as Silmeria, why isn't it working? I have done all I could not to harm him too much, yet I find no sign of Silmeria in him. Has Lenneth finally gone insane?" and turned an eye to look at Valkyrie, while keeping a steady stream of blasts aiming at Ranma. After brief observations yield no signs of possible insanity to Hrist's experienced mind, she switched her concentration back onto Ranma and saw him diving for Silmeria's blade. A smile lit up her face as she realized why Lenneth had placed the armor and sword there. A shocked gasp was heard from the crowd watching the match as Ranma successfully took the sword, unhindered by the floating armor that would prevent anyone but it's mistress from touching it. The gasps and shouts of disbelief became louder as the armor faded from the rack and reappeared on top of Ranma's unmoving form. A flash of red light erupted from both Ranma and the armor and engulfed all of Valhalla while Hrist began laughing at the top of her voice with joy, while tears streamed down her cheeks "At last! At long last the three of us can be together again! Thank you Father for allowing this day! Praise Thy Name!" she thought with extreme joy and gratitude over her triumphant laughter. Even Valkyrie who had planned for this could barely keep her excitement in check, and was grasping the armrests of her chair so tightly they began to crack from the strain. (???) Ranma opened his eyes and was surprised to find himself on a strange island that was floating in mid-air. He saw plumes of smoke in the distance and saw the sky was blood red from the flames burning everywhere. "Where the hell am I now? Now I know why pig-boy is depressed all the time, considering the fact I am so depressed that I want to jump off this floating piece of rock myself! Arrghh!" Ranma yelled in frustration and helplessness. He then noticed something else that was peculiar " there's no sound at all! No wind no crackling of flames no anything! Have I suddenly gone deaf?" Ranma snapped his finger to test it. "Nope" thought Ranma as he heard the sharp click of his fingers "hearing's still fine." He sighed in relief and began to look for a way out of wherever here is. Ranma saw a sudden flash of sparks from the corner of his eye and he spun around in a defensive stance, awaiting any sneak attacks. When nothing failed to appear out of the blue in an attempt to disembowel him, he slightly relaxed his stance until another spark shower appeared on the island next to his. Recognizing the sparks as the ones produced by clashing steel, he quickly leapt across the narrow gap of ten feet and headed for the other end of the floating island, hoping to help anyone who might need it. As he reached his destination, the scene there horrified him to no end. A large man with wrinkled purple skin, sharp fangs and hip length spiky purple hair was standing over the corpse of a young woman who looked between 16 to 20 years old with silver red hair. Lying beside her were the exhausted forms of Valkyrie and Hrist. Their armor was riddled with holes, cracks and burn marks and their helmets were soot stained and one of the wings were torn off. Their eyes were open but just barely and their arms were twisted in painful and unnatural shapes but their eyes were burning with hatred, directed at the purple haired man. He was wearing a sleeveless green vest exposing his chest with earth brown pants, along with a pair of boots, blue on one leg, red on the other as well as arm guards of red & blue. He was holding a blue crystal that was pulsating as if alive and Ranma could hear clearly what he said, " I shall take the soul of your sister to end this pointless war. Hopefully, Odin will learn that not all the realms come under his tyranny. Until than, she will be kept by me until Raganrok comes." And started to leave while the Valkyrie sisters were helpless to stop him. Ranma snapped out of his trance and rushed to the side of the fallen Valkyrie sisters " Valkyrie! Hrist! Hang on!" and tried to help Valkyrie sit up only to have his hands past through her with the same thing happening with Hrist. As he watched helpless as both of them cry in pain at the lost of their sister, the silent sobs and their defeated expressions reminded him of the nights when he cried for his mother when he was young, and later for Ucchan when he was forced to leave her behind, of all the tears shed for anyone who had shown him kindness. He started thinking of the family living in the shrine in the mountains that had cared for him when he was ten and separated from Genma, of the doctor who healed him for free thus inspiring the respect he would later hold for all healers and most of all of the old lady in that town that Genma had trained him in the Neko-ken. She was the first he could remember who had shown him what a mother's love is, something he would come to expect from his birth mother Nodoka but what he got was someone who would not accept him for all that he is, curse and all, and felt overwhelmed by all the sealed memories bursting out of his mental dam and broke down in tears. "True. Lenneth always forgives us for any mistake we make, is that not so Ranma?" rang out a clear melodious voice from behind him. Startled but not actually feeling any danger, Ranma removed his hands from his face and rubbed his tear soaked eyes, determined to ignore it. By now he could not care less about who saw him, or even if crying is manly, and wanted to tell off anyone who was interfering with his private moments to mourn those he never had a chance to, or even allowed to because of some archaic code that even his teacher failed to keep. Had Ranma any other time this way, he would forcibly distract himself with some self-punishing kata and later forget about it, but the scene had a profound impact on him. He had never actually saw the death of an innocent before, and his emotions were so uninhibited at this point all the suppressed emotions against the Art that he based his life on and yet also destroyed it surfaced. "The very thing that destroyed us, isn't it Ranma? You would expect it to give us some peace of mind yet it chose to throw peril after peril at us. The very thing that you dedicated your life to also take everything you have, never returning anything in return. Just demands, demands and more demands. Sad isn't it, that we spent all our years giving our lives for something like that." Said the same voice. Turning around to face the annoyance that kept voicing his thoughts, Ranma shouted, " Look, whoever you are! I don't need you to..." his sentence trailed off as he came face to face with the supposed dead girl in that red armor a few minutes ago. He looked around and was surprised to see that the place had changed to the field he saw in that dream he had. Closer observation revealed the girl to be an older version of the eight year old he dreamt about and also, he realized, how his girl side would look with silver red hair and sharper Nordic features, without the baby fat that made her look more cute than beautiful. As Ranma once again noticed his surroundings, he found that instead of the burning battlefield he was on just moments ago had changed to a field with stalks of plants that had bushy white tops, which resembled a hybrid of wheat and dandelions which swayed in the silent wind while their dancing pollen in the breeze reminded one of blowing snow. Ignoring Ranma, the girl bent down to pluck one of the plants "These are known as Weeping Lilies, their pollen carries a lethal poison, killing any mortal who breathes it" the girl stated while plucking the pollen and blowing it " Yet, the three of us always liked to meet here, whether for training or even a little chat, we meet in the one place where many unsuspecting travelers perished. A celebration of life in a place of death, ironic isn't it Ranma?' said the girl as she turned to face Ranma again, who was stunned with disbelief at this surreal scene. Ranma slapped himself to gather his wits, and the stinging pain allowed him to focus enough to ask the questions " Just who are you, and why are you telling me this? Why have you shown me all of this? What has all of this got to do with me? Answer me!" roared Ranma as his sorrow turning to anger. The girl's answer was to break into peals of laughter, which only served to enrage Ranma further,who was seriously considering attacking her and yelled at her "Answer me! Who are you! And quit laughing!" The girl's laughter died down to a series of low chuckles as she wiped her eyes. " Forgive me, but I really did not expect you to forget someone who had been with you for the past eighteen years. Of course, I should have expected it if you couldn't even remember someone (snort) who had tried to kill you, obviously my helping of you out of those (chuckle) situations were not remembered by you, surprising how someone so good at martial arts would have such a bad memory." and stopped laughing, though she still kept a knowing smile on her face. Ranma's face flushed with embarrassment and anger at the accusations " That's not true! I never forget anyone before! Name them if you can, betcha you were just full of hot air eh?" and Ranma adopted an arrogant pose with his chest strutted out like a peacock while flashing his trademark arrogant smirk. The girl, still smiling, merely said, " Ryoga Hibiki and Ukyo Kunonji, remember how they made an unexpected entrance into your life? Or have you forgotten about them too?" and chuckled when Ranma's blush got deeper. "But that doesn't explain you! I got some impression who they were, but I never saw you in my life! How could you have been helping me when I never saw you? Answer that!" confident that he had just won a verbal battle by pointing out the glaring mistake in his opponent's argument. The girl shook her head while she mumbled, "Ye Gods, lend me strength" and said " Ranma, you are mentally about as dense as lead mentally outside a fight. Who do you think was the one that gave you the hints in your head about Kirin's chopsticks, the way to counter the Shi Shi Hokodan or how to survive when the perfect version was unleashed? Who was the one who gave you the inspiration for the Soul of Ice technique Ranma? Who told you to protect your eyes and neck as the cats descended upon you again and again in that pit 12 years ago? Do you think that the so-called training Genma gave you could produce all those victories when a defeat would have been the logical conclusion? How is it possible that a youth of your age could slay Saffron without intervention? Does Genma recover from wounds that would have fell any other human much less at your incredible speed? Tell me, who was the one that prevented you from committing the cardinal sin of slaying your own father, deserving he may be, when he doused you in the Nyannichuan. I did, Ranma." Ranma turned a disbelieving look at her, and said, " If what you're saying is true, why should you help me all this time without asking anything in return, and I still don't know who you are" and continued to stare at her waiting for an answer. The girl shot a hurt look at Ranma, and yelled, " How could you not know the face you stare into on every surface& not know yourself? Has your heart been so blinded by the poison fed by all those teachings that espouse the glory of violence, of perversity, of theft, of sloth that you forgot the oath you took when you donned the armor of the Valkyries, when you conquered the wonder sword Gram! Have you not remembered what you were?" "Don't you DARE insult the Art girl! How would you know the hardships I went through for what I have today? All my achievements are the result of hours & days of harsh training! How could it be your voice I hear when I never saw you? What I see on every surface is Ranma Saotome, a MAN! Not some weak GIRL! The cursed form is just that, a CURSE! As in something you don't want! It's not ME!" and Ranma began to pant from his tirade. By now the girl was clenching her fists so hard her palms began to bleed " And what was all that for? Huh? Enduring all that pain, for what purpose? What do you fight for Ranma? Why do I, a creation of your memories do not understand the purpose of your struggle? Are you going down the path of your father, of Happosai or Cologne? Do you wish to become those you despise? How can you avoid their fate without a worthy cause to fight for? For your harem of fiancées, who often are no better than their captors? For an ill-defined code, that has been all but twisted for the ends of a few? Noble it may be, Ranma. Noble, yet it is foolish. Foolish nobility accounts for nothing in the end Ranma." and turned mournful eyes at Ranma, pleading for him to come to his senses. Ranma fell to his knees as he felt his world crumble around him, his strength leaving him as his pride and faith in the Art was shattered " Is this...what I've lived my life for?" he stuttered, "Has my dream of being a proud honorable sensei just that? A mere... fantasy? Has my existence been for naught? All my sacrifices...unnecessary, all the abandoned futures gone. For empty promises of respect and...honor? Was my entire life based on a LIE? What was I fighting for all this time anyway? My own foolish pride? The...honor of a school I never chose to be in? Was that all I was? Some unreasonable brawler who fought over the smallest of things which snowballed into pointless feuds, when conflict could be avoided... A mere...TOOL!" Ranma remained motionless for minutes until he began chuckling and soon broke into full-blown maniacal laughter " Heh. My life, it was a life based on a comedy of errors! And I was the fool who never knew better to leave when I could! Ranma Saotome, his stupidity climaxing with a final pointless act of giving his life to someone who would rather not have it! Ahahaha!! In life a naïve child, in death a gullible soul. How the others must have laughed at my antics, how they must have howled at my helplessness." And he continued to laugh until he collapsed from exhaustion. Panting, he turned to the girl and asked, " Are you the girl known as Silmeria? If yes, then end my part in this tragic comedy now and finish me permanently." And closed his eyes, waiting for the end. "Open your eyes Ranma," commanded the girl. He did as he said and stared into her eyes and heard her say, "I cannot harm you more than Silmeria can harm you for I am nothing but the construct of Silmeria's dying memories, thus I am the spawn of your consciousness as well. I have in me the knowledge Silmeria has as well the spirit of battle her sword and armor has gleaned over the millennia. Should you truly desire a new beginning, then accept me fully and all the responsibility of again bearing the yoke of one of the Valkyries. The road shall be perilous, but the cause will truly be worthy. Silmeria has been laid to rest during Ragnarok. Let Ranma Saotome be laid to rest on Phoenix Mountain as well. Should you accept, then know that Ranma Saotome will truly be gone in the mists of time." Ranma never felt more certain. " I accept the offer. Let the fool I was finally rest. I shall now be the master of my own destiny, the captain of my own soul. I shall hack out a path to travel should there be none for me, I willingly chose to bear the yoke of the destiny as the Valkyrie" and Ranma stood up with open arms to welcome his rebirth. The girl morphed into the shape of the red Valkyrie armor, while the sword Gram floated alongside it "I am gladden that you have chosen to don us once again, Mistress, or should that be Master? Rest assured that we will not fail you again!" a series of disembodied voices rang out followed by an explosion of red light. (Valhalla, courtyard) The crowd, especially Hrist, was eagerly awaiting the results of transformation. Valkyrie relaxed her grip as she felt the ether streams start to die down, and Ranma's aura manifested itself, though it is now mixed with the power of the Valkyries as well as Silmeria's own. "The rebirth is truly complete now. What kind of Valkyrie would Ranma make, I truly wonder?" turning her attention to Hrist, she found her reaction similar to hers, only with the glint in her eyes that signaled her impatience to try out Ranma's awakened powers. " They always were alike in their taste of enjoying a good fight with a strong opponent, I never could work up the battle lust they both have." Shrugging her shoulders, she turned her attention back to Hrist and Ranma. Hrist's eyes glistened with glee as she felt the power of Ranma awakening. The deflected shots she had fired to test the protective red cocoon only piqued her interests further " Such Power! She has grown tremendously since the War with the Undead. At last, I can finally see just how strong she can be!" and eagerly charged her weapon while arching her body to prepare for an onslaught of blasts that Ranma is liable to retaliate with. The swirling tendrils of silver-red energy, surrounding the cocoon suddenly shot in all directions leaving craters in the ground and causing the surrounding valkyries, Einherjar and other myriad deities who had gathered to watch the fight to scatter for cover, with only Valkyrie and the other stronger beings remaining in their positions, the tendrils bouncing off their own protective shields. The ether storm finally ended with the cocoon splitting in two, sending shockwaves that decimated several of Valhalla's walls and an armored figure emerged from it. As the light surrounding it dwindled, allowing others to gaze directly upon it they saw a Valkyrie armed in full battle regalia, while her luxurious silver-red hair flowed like a waterfall until her shoulders, where a braid swayed as if alive. Her face had the features Hrist and Valkyrie both possess, only lacking their distinct sharpness, and her sapphire blue eyes' were tinged with the golden shine of Hrist's eagle eyes. Pointing Gram to the sky, she declared, " I am Ranma of Valkyrie! Let it be known that as of today, Ranma Saotome is laid to rest along with his legacy and baggage and that I do solemnly swear to uphold willingly the responsibilities that come along with this vocation!" Ranma than turned to face Hrist, sword held in the stance favored by the Aseir gods " Ready for your education in humility Hrist?" taunted Ranma. "Confident, but not overly so. I like her already." Thought Hrist. Raising an eyebrow, she retorted " Education, whelp? You will be the one eating the dirt once this is over." And both of them charged at each other in mid-air. To the untrained eye, all that could be seen was two streaks of light, one silvery-black and the other silvery-red, charging through and fro while the occasional stray shot of ether left the battlefield. To those who could make out the lightning fast moves, they saw hundreds of stabs, slashes & blasts exchanged in a matter of seconds with the tide of battle swinging wildly between Ranma and Hrist. A loud explosion was heard later, both Ranma and Hrist were flung in opposite directions and landed with a loud bang, adding more holes to the ruined courtyard but both leapt to their feet after the initial impact, panting heavily. Hrist was sporting bruises and a cut lip, while holding her side, gritting her teeth in pain, while Ranma was no better off, the only difference being the smile on Hrist's face "It is unbelievable how much she has grown! She executed some of my moves better than I did!" shifting one eye to the sitting Valkyrie, she thought "One day, Ranma may even be a match for Lenneth. Now for the final test!" and prepared for the most devastating move of a Valkyrie. Ranma was coughing from the strain her body had gone through "She's just as strong as I remembered! Well, I'm not going to lose now that's for sure." she then mimicked Hrist's stance, preparing to unleash her own finisher at Hrist. Both of them shouted their battle cries in unison "It shall be engraved your soul! Divine Assault! Nibelung Velasti!" and both let loose with a series of sword strikes, ending with a giant spear made by their own powers shaped as a dragon &tossed them at each other. The two attacks collided and explosion flung almost all spectators of their feet, while Valkyrie's chair was blown away, Valkyrie herself visibly straining to absorb the impact. As the dust died down, Hrist was standing while Ranma was flat on her back, though still alive from the slight stirring from her prone form. " Impressive. Very Impressive indeed" mumbled Hrist who then swayed for a few seconds before falling like a sack of wet mice out cold. The crowd was silent for a few moments before quiet applause broke out, which quickly grew into echoing cheers and thunderous applause, cheering for a well-fought battle. Over the deafening applause, Tanya quipped to Sachiko "Looks like we found someone more destructive than you are Sachiko! Maybe you ought to get to know him or her better!" while Sachiko, who seemed oblivious to the implied insult mumbled her agreement & chased after the entourage carrying Ranma and Hrist to the infirmary, with Eir delivering first aid. Valkyrie meanwhile dispatched some of her more experienced valkyires to oversee the repairs while she moved to contact Freya at Yggdrasil Central. She has a lot to prepare for the trip down to Midgard. (Valhalla inner sanctum, Ranma's room) Ranma awoke to the now familiar smell of ambrosia broth and the sound of medical equipment. Squinting his still groggy eyes, he realized instead of the Spartan hospital bed he had grown so familiar with, he was lying on a king-sized bed made covered with luxurious sheets he remembered to made out Unicorn Hair, as were the pillow cases or the drapes pulled to cover his bed. He could smell a fragrance he recognized as flowers from Seesrumnir, while a soothing angelic chorus played in the background. Since Ranma's only contact with such finery was in the Kuno Mansion, or the palaces of his more bizarre foes he was understandably nervous about his surroundings. Tossing aside the silk sheets and pulling open the Dragon leather drapes, his jaws dropped at the grand sight greeting him. A ceiling let in the starlight of the Asgard night made of polished semi transparent screens that shone in rainbow colors, the walls were made of pure gold and had murals depicting the achievements of the Aseir and other gods, with the most prominent space reserved for the Valkyries own glorious tales. He noticed a training ground with all equipment he could possibly need, while flowers grew in corners, along with miniature waterfalls creating a sight for sore eyes. The ground was covered in a well kempt carpet, and he noticed Elves who were busy preparing his medicine. As his memories regarding the Elves became clearer, he realized that they were in fact servants from their attire, and the way they respectfully kept their heads bowed to him. "Probably the servants of Freya or Frei, their "gifts" to me I suppose." Ranma allowed them to dress him in ornate robes of material he could not recognize, knowing that refusing them would only terrify them, believing they have displeased him. "Damn it, I cant return them to Freya without serious consequences for them, but what do I need servants for?" sighing inwardly, Ranma was about to continue to brood when he heard a crash from the direction of the medcine brewing Elves. Turning his attention to that particular corner of the vast room, he saw the elves alternate between directing worried looks in his direction, while scolding a bowing figure who was wearing an apron, who was rubbing the back of her head and clearly embarrassed. Moving towards her, he was pleasantly surprised to see it was the Valkyrie who had fought in the match this morning. She turned to Ranma and started to stammer an apology " Sorry about this, I'm just bad this sort of stuff Umm..." and tried to think of something else to say. Ranma felt a sense of déjà vu as he looked at the flustered Valkyrie, " No harm done really." He assured her than added, " By the way, is your family name Tendo?" The girl blinked and replied, " Yes. Sachiko Tendo is my name. How did you know anyway?" "Well, your fighting style for one. Not to mention you look like a mixture of Nabiki and Akane." Said Ranma, while involuntary wincing when reminded of his chaotic life on Midgard. " Who are Nabiki and Akane? Your earthly lovers or something? I died twenty years ago, although I do know that Kumiko was having a daughter with my brother Soun." While she scratched her head in confusion. "She's Soun's sister? That explains the resemblance or the Tendo style Martial Arts." Thought Ranma "So what are you doing here? You were a valkyrie this morning only." And Sachiko mumbled something in return. "What's that again? Speak up will you? I can't hear you," pressed Ranma. "I SAID THAT I'M DOING TIME FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE!! SATISFIED?" yelled Sachiko who then covered her mouth , realizing her mistake. "Geeze, No need to shout you Macho Tomboy!" returned Ranma who ears were ringing from the shout, and closed his eyes waiting for the blow that came with it whenever he made a remark like that. After a few minutes, Ranma opened his eyes to see a confused Sachiko. Ranma asked "You are not going to bash me for that tomboy remark?" his disbelief evident. "No, why should I? Almost all of us are tomboys in the valkyries, with a few exceptions like Valkyrie-sama herself. You can't be too feminine in a combat unit anyway." Sachiko said in a matter of fact tone and added " How about I make up for that spilled broth, huh? I know the best mead in all Asgard, if you give the permission, we can go there now." She offered. "Sure" shrugged Ranma. He then patted his chest and exclaimed "Hold on! I'm a guy?" did I get splashed by hot water?" and turned to Sachiko for answers. " No, it's just that since you did not take on a girl form by yourself, but rather, the magic of the Valkyrie armor did, you turn into a guy when it's exhausted or you remove it. Of course, all of us can take different shapes, since we are basically made of Divine Materialize Energy. Outside forms don't count much if you change according to what you think of yourself. The Valkyrie armor is the exception rather than the rule, considering that it was made exclusively for the female form. Of course, there are few things more powerful than that. You lucky Bastard" she teased and dragged Ranma off to the Tavern. (The Wayside, Asgard) The Wayside was one of the more seedy establishments in Asgard, meaning it is one of the few places where you can swear without the security tossing you out. Dingy yellow lights are the main source of illumination, due to the fact that the owner likes the atmosphere it produces while its patrons consists of mainly off-duty Einherjar and other war deities or those who simply have a bad disposition and cant get along with the others. Slurred insults were exchanged between several drunken deities, while mugs of mead, wine, sake or simply plain old draft lager were guzzled or thrown at the next table. While shouts of rage were not uncommon, especially those who came here to drown their sorrows over getting suspended (Urd has her name carved onto a particular table, being a regular of this establishment.) the shouts from table 5 were especially loud. After Badrach got his head smashed through the bar, no one else dared to raise any objections of the shouts from that particular table. The patrons sitting at this table were at a glance not as intimidating as the other deities here, until you see just who exactly who they were after which you were advised to run as far as you can since both Ranma Valkyrie and Sachiko Tendo were too smashed to care about small things like mercy and both were very, very pissed. While Ranma told Sachiko exactly what happened to him at the Tendo Dojo or what Genma had done over sips of his mead, which soon turnedinto large gulps & "just one mug" gave way to "gimme the damn barrel" Sachiko alternated between shouts of "Genma did WHAT!" "Soun did WHAT!" "My nieces did WHAT to WHOM!!!" to apologizing to Ranma on their behalf, yelling what she will do to them & demonstrating just how it will look like while Ranma cheered loudly as Sachiko laid into any unlucky patrons who did not get away fast enough, including Urd & Hilda. The former stopping over "One for the road" as she puts it while Hilda swore to never let Sachiko near anything that containing alcohol, including rum raisin ice cream. Just as Sachiko was about to demonstrate how to break someone’s ribs without using hands on Badrach, who was stupid enough to confront the pair again Freya entered the tavern and spotted Ranma and Sachiko in the corner. Casually blasting a drunken samurai Einherjar who had tried to chat her up through the wall and ignoring the protests of Bacchus, the God of Grapes and owner of the establishment, she moved to grab both of them by their collars, while carefully avoiding their alcoholic breath and both Ranma and Sachiko turned to face her. While Ranma wandered who this beautiful blonde is, Sachiko smiled and slurred " Heyyyy Freyyyaa, howsh it hanging? Arreeee yoouuu here to…" and had a ball gag stuffed into her mouth by Freya, who berated them " The two of you smell like a bootleg brewery, and I hate those places. Come on you two. Lenneth’s been waiting for you" and teleported them to Yggdrasil Central. (Yggdrasil Central) After a coffee drip later, both Ranma and Sachiko were holding their heads groaning in pain from the mother of all hangovers. " Okay, Ranma listen up. I have managed to apply for permission to bring you on an extended trip to Midgard, with occasional reports back here in Yggdrasil Central. The Norns, consisting of Urd, whom you already met, and Belledandy and Skuld will be our liaison officers on Midgard, due to their extended stay there. I already have arranged a safe house in the Tokyo Ginza strip, lowering the possibilities of meeting any acquaintances on Midgard. Any Questions?" Valkyrie debriefed them in a deliberately loud voice, smiling at the pair’s agony."Yes Sachiko?" as Sachiko raised her hand "Not that I’m not happy for a trip to Midgard Valkyrie-sama, but why am I tagging along?" she asked suspecting she wont like the answer. Valkyrie smiled an obviously fake smile at Sachiko as she calmly stated, " Well Sachiko dear. You see, as per regulation, there must be one neutral deity to oversee if any divine laws were broken, and one field agent to help the party along. You will therefore be responsible for the miscellaneous…situations that will crop up, something like a executive assistant." "In short, I will be your gofer" dryly stated Sachiko. "Glad to see you understand Sachiko, and since you have some…umm" Valkyrie checked her records "Some 700 hours of overtime to pay for your property damage charges, meaning you will be with us for 3 and a half months, unless you plan to work 24 hours, which will be a month and a half, without rest. So you will be with us for some time. Nice working with you." She turned to Ranma and said, " Come along Ranma." and guided him by grabbing his arm and teleporting with him while Sachiko started the long flight to Midgard, complaining about nepotistic bosses. A few minutes later, Hrist appeared on the same spot where Valkyrie had left. In her left hand was a list detailing Genma Saotome’s crimes against the gods and his current location. Her face twisting into a cruel smirk, as she mapped out the punishments she will likely carry out on him, her only restriction that it must not be fatal or crippling, other than that, it’s anything goes. "I love my job, especially when it gets personal." Hrist chuckled evilly than teleported to Midgard. (Midgard, Tokyo, Ginza) Ranma stood on wobbly knees as he tried to orientate his body after the teleportation, not used to trans-plane travel, while a tall man with silver hair tied into a braid helped him. Ranma hopped away from the man when he realized who was holding him " Who are you and what have done with Valkyrie?" demanded Ranma. The man simply rolled his eyes and said " Check my aura, Ranma, surely you are not still blinded by the deceptions of the flesh?" and waited calmly for Ranma to react. Ranma’s eyes bugged out as he found the man’s aura totally similar to Valkyrie. " Lenneth? But you are a guy? You have a curse too?" exclaimed a shocked Ranma. For the first time in his entire life, Lenneth Valkyrie face-faulted painfully. When he recovered, he grabbed Ranma by his collar and yelled into his face plus his own version of the Demon Head attack. " Damn it Ranma! Haven’t you remembered anything Hrist & I taught about our transformation abilities?! I don’t need a curse to change forms!" and then released Ranma. Ranma massaged his neck while asking, " why turn into a man then? Why not a woman instead?" and Valkyrie rolled her eyes again. Sighing,she told Ranma " I am trying to lead by example here Ranma. You still despise your female form despite the need to adopt the form to perform the duties of a Valkyrie properly, and don’t try telling me being a woman is harder than being a man. I took this form for fifty years straight once and know the workings of them both only too well. Now Ranma, I need you to take your female form again, the new one that is, not the one given by Jusenkyo. It will be harder for those who knew you to recognize you." "You always have to be right don’t you, Lenneth" she sighed and morphed into a Silver-red hair gaijin woman. Grabbing the hand of her "brother", they walked in the direction of the Main Commercial area of the Ginza. Unseen by them, a teenage girl in a blue school uniform had seen the entire exchange " He’s alive? And going out with a Gaijin man?" her look of confusion transformed into a greedy smile " Nabiki will pay through her nose for this news." she then skipped all the way to the Tendo Dojo. (Nerima) Genma Saotome was bumbling down the street drunk on sake with his friend Soun Tendo when the two of them bumped into someone. As they fell on their butts, they looked up into the cold, stony visage of Hrist as well as feeling the battle aura she is releasing " Oh goody goody, more guests." Purred Hrist. Genma & Soun, who had years of dealing with dangerous characters, decided that discretion is the better part of cowardice and tried to flee, with emphasis on tried. They felt Hrist’s iron vice grip, and the three disappeared into a subspace Hrist had made just for them. (End Chapter 2) Author’s notes: Sorry that the fight at the courtyard dragged on for so long, but the scenes were necessary to introduce Ranma Valkyrie and Sachiko Tendo. In the next chapter, the members of the Nerima Wrecking Crew will finally have a chance to appear (NWC: Finally!) Oh , Hrist's name really does mean the Shaker,of what i'm not too sure. As always, C+C is appreciated Later. JF_1999