Untitled part one This is a Ranma/Oh my Goddess!/Love Hina Crossover Ok, u know all that stuff about a lemon warning. No one under 18 can read this and if u get in trouble it's not my fault, all right. I don't own these characters or their copyright so don't sue me, I have no money to my name. If u did sue me u wouldn't get much. If you’re old enough then read on. I also am not doing this for money. Sky was hitting on Urd again even though Skuld told him not to. Skuld was a goddess that wanted to be sky's girlfriend because she liked him. Sky was Skuld's angel, but he never paid attention when Skuld tried to ask him out. Sky was being a dumbass as usual, trying to hit on Urd, even though she always got annoyed. "Dammit, sky, leave me alone!" yelled Urd. "If you ever come near me again, I'll kill you!" "Okay, okay, whatever, I'll leave you alone", said sky as he let his wings out of his back. "Come on, Skuld, I think we should take a vacation." Sky flew out of Asgard with Skuld by his side, and down to Midgard. He landed on a street next to an apartment-looking building. "Skuld, we could stay there," said sky as he pointed to the building. Sky and Skuld started walking up to the building when they saw a longhaired girl chasing after a guy with glasses. "I'll get you if it's the last thing I do, you pervert!" "Mmmm, she's well developed," sky whispered. 'Bow!!' said Skuld’s hammer as it hit sky in the back of the head. "Ow, why the hell did you do that for Skuld?" "I heard what you said", said Skuld. ("Rrrrrr"), thought sky. Later............ Sky and Skuld walked up to the door and knocked on it. "Yes?" said a girl as she opened the door. Sky noticed it was the same girl from outside. "How'd you get inside so quick?" sky asked the girl. "What are you talking' about?" said the girl. "Uhh, never mind," said sky. "My name's Naru", said the girl, she pointed to the youngest girl in the room, then the young blonde, then the kendo-looking girl, then the last girl in the room, "this is Shinobu, this is Kaolla Su, this is Motoko, and this is Kitsune." "The landlord is upstairs studying, you can talk to him about the rent if you’re staying here." Skuld walked up the stairs with sky to look for the landlord's room. "This must be it", said sky as he pointed to a wooden sign on the door saying, landlord's room. Sky knocked on the door. A few seconds later they could see a shadow walk over in front of the door. The person behind the door slid it open. "Um, Naru told us to talk to you about staying here" "Oh yeah, Naru..." Sky and Skuld stood there staring at the landlord. "What's he looking at? And why does he have those stupid hearts above his head?" said Skuld. "Oh yeah, the rent, it'll be 50,000 yen a month unless you two are staying in the same room?" "Oh, and by the way, my name's Keitaro Urashima." "We'll be staying together, here", said Skuld when she handed Keitaro the money. Naru and Su walked up to the door to the room where sky and Skuld were staying. "Okay, remember, Su, we're going to introduce ourselves and get to know them, so don't go alike last time where the last two customers left." Su nodded in confirmation. 1...2....th--, "Nihao!!!" yelled Su as she jump-kicked the door down as her entrance. "Dammit, Su, every time", said naru as she left. "Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" yelled sky. "What the hell are you doing just busting in here without notice!?" yelled sky. "Oops, sorry", said Su. "It's ok, I was just talking to Skuld, but next time don’t barge in here without me or Skuld knowing."Okay, oh yeah, I'm Kaolla Su." "Naru already told all of your guys' names." said sky. "Oh, okay!" Su said happily. "Do you care if I stay a while?" "I don't care, do you care, sk--," said sky. "Where’d Skuld go?" Su asked in question. "I have no idea." "Will you go out with Su, mister sky?" "Su, I don't even know you yet." "Please? You look like big brother." "I guess I could", said sky. "Yayyyeee!!" yelled Su in happiness as she jumped onto sky, hugging him. *Later* "So what did Su talk to you about?" Skuld asked sky, a suspicious look on her face. "Nothing", sky told her. Sky and Skuld walked down the stairs to the dining room. When they walked up to the doorway, the heard yelling. "Get the hell outta here, you damn demon!!" Skuld and sky walked into the room. Urd was standing in front of them with a blue lightning forming in her hand. A second later, Urd released it, causing the demon to go flying through the wall. The demon walked back in through the hole in the wall looking none worse for ware. "Damn, I'd think that would take care of a demon." Urd said, very annoyed. "I'm not full demon, I'm half-god, half-demon." My name is Ranma demon first class unlimited, a little blast like that wont hurt me goddess ", said the demon." "Alright, since you are half god, I guess we can let you stay a while.", said Naru. The demon walked up the stairs without saying a word. All of them sat down and starting eating at the dining table. Sky, Skuld and urd sat down, but, did not eat that night. "Sky, why aren't you eating?", Su asked him. "'Cuz I'm an an--, oww!", sky yelled after Skuld hit him in the back of the head with her hammer. "Oh, yeah, sorry, Skuld, almost forgot", sky told skuld. Everyone at the table except Skuld and urd, looked at sky with questioned looks on their faces. ***Later that night, at about 10:33 p.m.*** "I think I should go talk to Su about what happened earlier", sky thought to himself. He looked over at Skuld sleeping. Then he walked out of the room and down the hall to su's room. He knocked on the door a few times. No one answered, so he tried one more time. He opened up the door, hoping to see her somewhere. No sight of her, but, a huge jungle. "Su? Suu?", sky walked through the wilderness until he saw something moving in the bushes. "Huh?" he thought to himself. Then Su jumped out at him. "Big brother!!" she yelled as she lunged onto him. "Huh, what's that thing that feels like a rock?" su asked as she put her hand down towards sky's crotch. She felt around for it, then she found it. "Banana!!" she yelled as she grabbed for his dick. "Oh shit!!" sky said as he noticed he had a hard on. He must of got it from Su feeling so close on him. "No Su! Su No!" he yelled as he ran from her. Clunk! Went sky's head as he hit a palm tree. Everything went blurry and then went pitch black. Sky woke up about a half hour later. When he opened his eyes, he saw that he was tied to a tree. "This can't be a good thing", he thought to himself. He looked down to the floor, then saw, about a foot away from him on the floor, Su. Su only had a bra on. He looked again and saw that she was bleeding from her pussy. *end of part 1* **Author's notes** How do you like it so far? There's still some to come. That's all I could think of saying. =) If u have any comments or criticism, e-mail me at natec87@yahoo.com