SMARTALECK PRODUCTIONS Destiny "rewrite" By Arun"arun2110@sancharnet.in" Chapter#01 "Completed on 10/28/2002" "Revision#5" A Ranma One-Half - Sailor Moon crossover with a pinch of Ramayana. Disclaimers: The characters of Ranma One-half and Sailor Moon belong to their respective owners. I do not own them. Author's notes (new): The older version was clumsy... Yes, that's the word that I think best describes it. I believe this one isn't. I have changed names and they are now Chinese: They make sense. Much thanks goes to Yanei Wu in this regard. I have also done away with little idiosyncrasies that I think made me look like a fan fiction writer and have endeavored to make myself look more professional. I hope that you, the reader, will think so too. ^_^ Now, on with the story... Honshu Island: Near the banks of the Agano river, more than a decade ago... A pit by a bamboo groove far-removed from human settlement, the overwhelming stench of rotting meat and feces, and the yowling of some thirty odd starving cats. What could they have in common? A man and his son, that's what. "Poppa! I don't want to be thrown in there again," the little boy said in a timid, trembling voice. The man glared at his son. "No son of mine will be afraid of mere cats," he announced, as he tied the boy up. "Are you a man, Ranma?" Ranma, for that was the boy's name, stiffened at the insult. He tried to banish his fear from his face, but did not succeed completely. "I ain't afraid of no c... c... cat," he replied, putting on a stiff upper lip. Genma smiled in spite of himself. His son was coming along nicely and by the time he reached his late teens, he would be ready to face his mother as a man among men. Having proven thus, he would marry a Tendo and his, as well as the school's future would be assured. 'The Saotome clan will once again become a name to be reckoned with!' "That's my boy!" he said, proudly. "Now, go in there, Ranma, and learn the Neko-ken." Ranma nodded, albeit fearfully, in reply, his eyes never straying from the pit. Still smiling proudly, Genma picked up his son, and carried him to the pit, walking at a brisk pace. He knew training Ranma in the Neko- ken so far from human contact was dangerous, but it could not be helped. Things had gotten a little too hot at Niigata, where the emergency medical services were only a few minutes away, and because of that, he had to train Ranma in the wilderness, making do with only a old medical kit. He could wait a little longer, but he had already procrastinated too long and the training could not be postponed any longer. To do so would place Ranma in more danger than he was already in, trying to master the technique. When he had initiated the training regimen, Genma had such high hopes for the Neko-ken, but once the actual training started, his enthusiasm had been replaced with disappointment. Ranma developed a severe phobia of cats, and his father, having learnt in his childhood that the best way to overcome a fear was to face it, took it upon himself to rid his son of it. 'Maybe this time, he'll learn the damn technique,' Genma thought, as he threw his son in. With a heavy heart, he ignored Ranma's pleas for mercy, as he retreated to hiding place some distance from the pit. **************************************************************** Just as Genma reached his chosen hiding place, Ranma let out an extra-loud scream of agony. The cats were more crazed than usual with hunger and one of them, maddened by the smell of fresh fish, scratched Ranma's eyes with its claws. Ranma's reflexes kicked in just just in time, saving him from a life of darkness by mere fractions of a second, but his eyelid was not so lucky. The claws nearly tore it in half. Warm blood flowed like a raging river from the wound and Ranma's terror only increased as a cat flicked its wet tongue over his cheeks, licking the lifeblood off his face. The will to live fled him then and his consciousness began its first ever retreat into the dark recesses off the mind where the primeval demon that is the Neko-ken lurked. However, before he completely lost himself in the throes of the technique and irrevocably damaged his psyche, the rampaging cats fell silent and Ranma felt comforting warmth at his side. He opened his eyes and saw... **************************************************************** A Boodham, according to the ancient texts, is one of the most powerful fundamental forces of nature. Thi was a Boodham. Not just any Boodham, mind you, Thi was The Boodham. Thi's ki skills were beyond compare and Thi had served one of the Mumoorthigals - the God of Destruction, Shiva, as his weapon and counselor for countless millennia, before finally, some thirty thousand years ago, 'retiring' from the God's service. Ever since then, Thi had searched for that perfect one being who'd help it complete The Cycle. And not once in those thirty thousand years had anyone ever come close to meeting the requirements. Sure, there were a few bright spots amongst the human population every now and then, but even they were lacking in one way or another. And so, Thi waited, for that perfect human specimen, with whom it could unite. Time had no meaning to its race, but weariness is a concept well known to every living thing and Thi grew weary - weary of the wait, weary of the terms set by The Covenant and weary of life. That was why Thi wanted to unite, for a Boodham could die only if its host did, and you could unite only with a deserving human host and with none other. Those thirty thousand years had not been all boring - there had been some bright spots: like the battle with Vi, the most proficient mana manipulating Boodham that Thi had ever met. Still, these fun times were few and far between, and the wait had been a very boring affair, which was why it felt very grateful towards the human boy in the pit. He fulfilled every condition set in The Covenant and then, some more. He was more than worthy and after centuries of wait, The Covenant could finally be fulfilled. And Thi, unwilling to wait even a moment longer, approached the boy, only to be repelled by the pain and agony the boy was suffering. Naturally, Thi's curiosity was awakened by this new discovery and Thi expanded its senses further, carefully feeling its environment with its ki. The first thing Thi sensed was the boy and the cats. And then, the boy's father. Thi did not know whether to feel pity for the boy or anger towards his father, for it did not take a genius to put one and one together. The boy was being trained in the Neko-ken, that horrible technique created by the Gods to fight the Ashuras, and the boy's trainer, his father, seemed to be well aware of the effects success in the technique would have on his son. The Neko-ken had been banned after the first century of practice for a reason and the boy's idiot father did not seemed concerned about the danger his son was in. 'What a waste of potential!' Thi thought somberly, for as powerful as the Neko-ken was, it was still nothing compared to the true power of the boy's mind. The damage that was already done was not irreparable, however, as time and love, given enough time, would heal the wounds inflicted by the cats. 'Surely, if the boy is left with his father, all my gifts would be wasted and he would, at most, become one of the best warriors of his generation, which is truly a tragedy,' Thi thought. The boy had the potential to become one of the true masters of The Art with just a nudge in the right direction. Having made up its mind to remove the boy from his father's influence, Thi extended its senses still further and got the second shock of the day. The boy was very close to mastering the Neko-ken, even though he had been subjected to just ten sessions in the pit, which was a far cry from the fifty odd ones that other would-be 'masters' of the technique had to endure. Thi shook its 'head' in wonder and manifested physically by his side, thinking that he would not be able to sense its presence. Obviously, it has assumed wrong, for when the cats froze, the boy turned around groggily and his eyes met Thi's. Thi hesitated for the briefest of moments, afraid that it would inadvertently break The Covenant by uniting against the boy's wishes, but once again, the boy surprised it by raising his right hand and beckoning it. Happier than it had been for centuries, Thi moved closer to the boy and manifested itself completely for the first time. The boy's eyes widened in surprise, but he did not react as the pulsing energy that was Thi's physical form engulfed him in a warm embrace. His name, Thi sensed, was Ranma. As the hug deepened, Ranma's heartbeat slowed to a crawl. His wounds disappeared, leaving no trace that they had ever been there, and time dilated, making him blink once in wonder. The air in the pit became saturated with energy and random molecules of gas began to vibrate in the audible range, producing a pleasant, soothing hum. Tiny blue white motes of light sparked into existence all around Ranma and glided down, winking out of existence with little flashes of organic light. Ranma's body levitated off the ground on its own accord, finally coming to rest a foot from the ground. His arms and legs spread outwards on their own accord, and his eyes closed in rapture. Tiny veins of power began to glow just under his skin and his mouth snapped open in a silent scream of ecstasy as his senses overloaded. He felt, heard, tasted, sensed and saw literally everything, and it was all too much for his body to bear. Just as the rite reached the halfway point, Thi sensed another Boodham approach and paused. Fortunately, the newcomer was its old friend, Vi, and as it happened, Vi, too, wanted the same thing as Thi. Thi thought about it and made its decision. There were no clauses in The Covenant that forbid the union of two Boodhams with a single human and furthermore, the union would ultimately benefit Ranma, giving him full reign over mana and ki should he ever master his potential. 'Be welcome, True Friend!' Thi whispered telepathically to Vi. Vi moved forward and initiated its own union with Ranma. Thi waited patiently at the sidelines, until Vi had completed half the rite before joining Vi in the middle of the pit and the two of them continued the rite simultaneously. The changes became apparent, immediately. Whereas before, Ranma had been opaque, now, he was one big, translucent flash bulb. The cats vanished in a flash of bright white light, and the hum became a breathtaking symphony of colors and music that continued to rise. As the rite reached its end, Ranma sensed his father by the mouth of the pit and opened his eyes. He saw the concerned look on Genma's face and tried to speak, but his thought processes were too jumbled and he could not formulate any words in his mind. Seeing the growing despair in Genma's face, he tried again, and failed even faster than before, as his senses expanded even further, and then, without any warning, he vanished. ***************************************************************** Having thrown Ranma into the pit, Genma quickly covered to his hiding place behind a very large boulder, a hundred or so yards downwind from the pit. As much as he cared about his son, the clan's honor and his self-preservation instincts came first and he neither wanted to rescue his son, nor be anywhere near him when he mastered the Neko-ken. Of course, Genma knew that it was only a matter of time before Ranma learned the technique - the boy was that kind of student. Therefore, he was only slightly surprised when the yowling and the screeching stopped a few minutes after the start of the training session. He had expected Ranma to take at least another two or three sessions, but the boy had a way of exceeding his wildest expectations in almost everything he did. It had happened so many times before that this time, he had almost expected it. Still, fearing for his own safety, which overrode almost everything else, Genma remained hiding, until he heard a decidedly strange hum from the direction of the pit. He tried to ignore it, but his curiosity got the better of him and he dared sneak a peek. His eyes first scoured over the land for any intruders and finding none, fell on the glowing pit. 'Glowing pit? What the...' At once, and for the only time in his life, Genma's concern for his son's well being completely overrode his self-preservation instincts, and family honor and The Art be damned, Genma bee lined for the pit post haste. The hum grew in frequency, as he got closer to the pit, until by the time Genma actually reached the pit, it was so loud that Genma's potbelly began to bounce up and down and down and up. Standing at the edge, Genma peered in and caught sight of a translucent Ranma, floating in midair and glowing with enough energy to light up Japan for a year. Ranma opened his eyes then and his eyes met with his father's. Time slowed and there was a flash, which blinded Genma. He screamed and fell on his knees, clutching his eyes in pain, as his optical nerve overloaded. When finally his eyesight returned, Genma searched everywhere, but found no traces of Ranma. He searched for five days and finally, on the fifth day, he abandoned the search as hopeless. In despair, he headed to the nearest bar, which was in Niigata, to drown his sorrows in sake. The next morning, he woke up in the gutter where the bar owner had ordered him thrown with the worst hangover ever, took stock of his situation. There was no going back to Nodoka without an excellent lie, he knew, for she would decapitate him for the role he played in the untimely demise of their only son. Thus inspired, Genma's survival instincts kicked in and crafted with the looniest, stupidest, lousiest lie ever to feed his wife; one, she would surely believe in. ***************************************************************** The Pools of Sorrow: 156 BC... It was a beautiful day and Li Jiang, the Guardian of The Pools of Sorrow, enjoyed every single minute of it, as he tilled the rice paddies. The pools had claimed no guests, err, victims for six months and he was very grateful to the Gods for this unexpected streak of good fortune. No guests meant that he did not have to deal with raving loons. The day was so pleasant that Li Jiang began to reminiscence about some of the more wackier moments in the job: like the time when a squirrel fell into the spring of the drowned sixty-year old, hyperactive, amorous pervert. 'Poor squirrel!' chuckling to himself at the joke, Li Jiang shook his head with a wry grin on his face and lifted the plough to the next paddy. Half the work was done and at the speed at which he was going, all the fields would be plowed before evening. 'Maybe tomorrow I can take Li Chan hunting,' Li Jiang thought to himself, when suddenly his ki senses flared. Immediately, he laid down the plough and turned his attention towards the pools. Something unexpected was happening and unexpected things had a way of becoming tragic stories in The Pools of Sorrow. 'Should have known that this lull wouldn't last forever,' Li Jiang thought resignedly to himself. True to his thoughts, a strange looking boy materialized in a bright flash above one of the pools. He hung in the air for the tiniest fraction of a second before gravity pulled him down, plunging him straight into the Spring of the Drowned Dragon. 'Spring of the Drowned Dragon? Since when was there a Spring of the Drowned Dragon? Heck, I didn't even know that there was a pool over there,' Li Jiang thought confusedly. Before his thoughts could continue any further, however, the memories of the Forbidden Pool were pushed into his head and Li Jiang collapsed on the mud, clutching his head with both his hands in silent agony. Images, thoughts and excerpts written by the very first Guardians describing the entire history of the pool were forced into his mind in the space of a few moments and when it was all over, Li Jiang was half-blind. His sight took a couple of seconds to return to normal and when he could see again, the Guardian leapt out of the paddy and scampered towards the pools, making a mental note to record what he had learnt for posterity at a later time. ***************************************************************** From Ranma's point of view, he lay suspended two feet above the ground, looking into his father's eyes one second and the next, he was fifteen feet in the air in a valley dotted with little springs. Gravity did not exert its hold on him for a few milliseconds and when finally it did, he could offer no resistance. Still, startled by this sudden change of heart on nature's part, he yelped loudly as he plummeted towards one of the springs. A sense of correctness and deja vu filled him as he broke the water surface, and he felt his body shift again. Not completely aware of the changes that were happening to him, Ranma took a few seconds to reorient himself before kicking towards the surface. Unfortunately, he miscalculated his own power and instead of just surfacing, he shot a good thirty yards into the air. There he hovered with lazy flaps of his wings. 'Wings? What wings?' Ranma thought in surprise and gave himself a quick once over. His examination only served to confirm his worst fears. He was not a human anymore. He was short and he was a dragon. 'Short... Dragon...' Unsurprisingly, natural curiosity and surprise gave way to shock, and Ranma's consciousness fled him, sending the heir to the Saotome branch of Musabetsu Kakutou Ryuu plummeting towards the ground once again. If he had been conscious as he fell, Ranma would have noticed the Forbidden Spring dry up and disappear below him, but he was not and therefore, he completely missed it. ***************************************************************** Sprinting through the distance that separated the boy and himself, Li Jiang began to fear in his heart for the boy's safety. More than a minute had passed since the boy's impromptu bath in the spring and there was still no sign of him. Naturally, Li Jiang assumed the worst and briefly wondered whether he should use the Kacchu Tenshin Amaguriken to cover the distance faster, but decided against it. He would need all the ki he could channel to bring the boy back to the land of the living, if he had indeed drowned. Thankfully, before his fertile imagination could run any wilder, supplying his consciousness with some very gruesome imagery, the pool surface broke and out jumped the boy, launching himself an impressive thirty feet into the air. There, his cursed form hovered, while he conducted a brief examination of his new self. 'And next he'll faint,' Li Jiang thought. He had seen enough victims of the pools to predict their reactions with a fair degree of certainty now and the boy was displaying all the symptoms of the classic I-can't-believe-this-really-happened-to-me syndrome. And indeed, Ranma fainted, but before he could fall into another pool, Li Jiang caught him. 'Poor kid! This must be a horrifying experience for him,' the Guardian thought, as he carried the young drake to safety. Once inside the safe environ of his hut, Li Jiang lit a fire and heated some water. Then, sitting beside the fire, he tended to it and cradled the young dragon in his lap, patting him lightly. When the water was sufficiently warm, he took some in a fired-clay bowl and poured it over the dragon. Immediately, the mythical beast transformed into a very naked, indignant and cute little boy. "Gyah!" Ranma shouted, awakening out of some forgotten nightmare. He took a few fractions of second to reorient himself to his surroundings before his turned his attention on himself. Seeing himself naked in the lap of a stranger, he jumped out of Li Jiang's lap and retreated to one corner of the hut. From his position there, he glared at the Guardian, his eyes seemingly boring into his opponent's, as he assumed a guarded stance. "Honored Guest..." Immediately, Ranma focused his attention completely on Li Jiang. Somehow, by the very tone of Li Jiang's voice, he seemed to realize that the Guardian was a warrior. Accordingly, he shifted his stance, unconsciously closing all visible gaps in his defense. 'Who is this boy and how come he is so skilled at such a young age?' the Guardian thought, curiously. Whoever taught the boy must have been a very gifted teacher. "Who are you?" Ranma asked, not liking one whit the look that the stranger gave him. He had been in tough situations before, but he instinctively knew that this was going to be the toughest one yet. Pop was nowhere in sight and he was trapped, no, cornered inside a hut with a skilled veteran, who was probably hostile, to keep him company. Li Jiang caught the challenging tone in Ranma's voice and smiled in spite of himself. The boy had spunk, if nothing else. Not wanting to provoke a conflict that would end with the child harboring an instinctive mistrust towards him, he raised his arms in supplication and smiled in a friendly manner. "I mean you no harm... There are no weapons in my hands, see?" he said in Miao, turning his arms around to prove his point. 'What language is the guy speaking anyway? It sounds strangely familiar,' Ranma thought. The situation was becoming more curious by the minute and he did not like it at all. The guide saw the confusion in the boy's face and he knelt down, taking care to keep his movements as slow and simple as possible. With slow, deliberate movements, he took the remains of the fried pheasant leftover from dinner and pushed the bowl in front of the boy. He then pointed his forefinger at himself and pronounced his name. "Li Jiang... that's my name. What's yours?" Ranma looked at the pheasant and then, back at Li Jiang, tilting his head as he did. His stance wavered just a little and Li Jiang decided he could not have been more correct when he thought that food was the best way to reach the boy. Ranma's stomach chose that moment to growl in protest, further reinforcing Li Jiang's conviction about the correctness of his decision. Eyeing the food with hungry eyes, Ranma's hand went to his stomach and he dropped out of his stance, shooting a glance at Li Jiang. "Go on," Li Jiang urged in a soothing voice, "you can eat it." Ranma noted the friendly tone in Li Jiang's voice and even though he did not understand one whit of it, he understood the gist of the message. He shot a friendly smile at the Guardian and literally dived in. 'Oh, Gods!' Li Jiang thought in shock and amazement, as he watched Ranma rip through the pheasant like a starved lion. 'What is he?' Finally, Ranma finished his impromptu exhibition of Musabetsu Kakutou Ryuu's special technique, The Tasmanian Devil, and burped loudly. This initiated a round of snickers from Jiang, but Ranma cared not about such and contended himself with rubbing his stomach in satisfaction. He had never had such a full meal before. Li Jiang chose then to reintroduce himself again by clearing his throat. "Li Jiang," he said pointing his fingers at himself when Ranma's attention was focused on him. "That's my name. What's yours?" Ranma scratched the base of his pigtail, tilted his head sideways once again and looked up at Li Jiang with trust in his eyes. As far as he was concerned, anyone who parted with food was trustworthy and going by that logic, this new stranger, dressed in queer clothes and speaking a weird tongue must be trustworthy, too. "Ranma Saotome," he said at length, when Li Jiang smiled at him. "Ranma Sautome?" Li Jiang said, feeling the name roll off his tongue. He liked it. Ranma shook his head. "Sa-o-to-me." Li Jiang repeated the word again and looked at Ranma, who nodded. He had got the pronunciation right. "Where?" Ranma said, pointing at the ground. It took a few moments for Li Jiang to realize what Ranma was saying, but realize it he did. "Ju-se-n-kyo." "Huh?" 'His tongue seems to be related to mine, but his dress; I have never seen anything like it... I wonder where he came from?' "Ju-se-n-kyo," he repeated. Ranma raised his left eyebrow, non-verbally asking whether the name was supposed to have any meaning to him. Li Jiang shook his head and sighed. He hated what he was about to do to the boy, but it had to be done. He raised a lone finger of his right hand into the air and signaled that Ranma should wait a little while. Ranma nodded and Li Jiang stepped out of the hut. He took a little water in a porcelain cup with him and beckoned Ranma to follow him. Again, Ranma nodded in acquiescence and followed Li Jiang out of the hut. Once they were at a safe distance from the hut, Li Jiang raised his right hand and began to draw little hypnotizing patterns into the air. Ranma watched, bedazzled and quite unable to take his eyes off the little dance. Then, when Ranma's attention was focused elsewhere, Li Jiang cast an eye towards the heavens, and asking forgiveness for what he was about to do, drenched Ranma with the cold water. Immediately, Ranma revoked back to his cursed draconian form. His inexperienced mind registered the transformation and he spent the next few seconds checking himself out, just to verify the facts. Finally, his eyes turned upward and he looked accusingly at Li Jiang, his eyes filled with fear and betrayal, only to find the older man kneeling on the ground with tears brimming in his eyes. Apparently, Li Jiang felt as sorry for him as he felt himself. Despair took root in Ranma's heart then and a red-green-black corona of ki flared around him. Thin veins of power blossomed all over his body and his aura exploded outwards, scorching earth and throwing Li Jiang a few feet back. Finally, his ki reserves exhausted, Ranma slipped into unconsciousness. ****************************************************************** A month passed and during that time, Li Jiang took Ranma into his household and raised him as his own son. Li Jiang's son, Li Chin and Ranma became close friends during that time, and Ranma gained a passable knowledge of Miao through the Guardian's tutoring. Slowly, the young Saotome began to trust, learning to love Li Jiang as his own father, now that Genma was not there for him. His love was reciprocated by both the Guardian and his son, who treated him as their own kith and kin. Still, all the love they showered upon Ranma was not nearly enough to overcome the trauma of his training. Ranma frequently experienced nightmares during the night, and during some of the nightmares, lost control over his ki and his physical form. Alarmed by these changes in the boy, Li Jiang did some research and learnt that the hybrid aberration of the human physique that Ranma exhibited was a sign of a pure dragon. Li Jiang, shocked by this discovery to say the least, mulled over his course of action for a week before making up his mind. Accordingly, he set out with Ranma and Li Chin to the Musk capital, hoping to convince the Musk Emperor to adopt, or take Ranma into his house as a servant. A dragon such as Ranma needed much control over his ki to be written off as safe to those around him and the only way he could learn that control was through other dragons. The trip lasted a week at the end of which they reached the first of the Musk outposts. There, Li Jiang explained his position to the Chief of the Watch and requested an armed escort for the rest of the journey to the Musk capital. The Chief of the Watch reluctantly granted Li Jiang's request, and the Guardian, Ranma, Li Chin and their escort of two seasoned Musk warriors set out to the Musk palace. The journey to the capital took a further three days, and once inside the walls of the capital, the Musk soldiers left them to their own designs and headed back to the outpost. Li Jiang, then, navigated the streets of the 'city' to the palace; his two wards always a few steps in front or behind him. Once they reached the palace gates, he gave a brief explanation of the purpose of his visit to the guards, who then consulted their commander before letting the trio in. Inside, he requested an audience with the Emperor through one of the ministers. The minister nodded his accent, and the trio were duly bathed and dressed in plain silken clothes before being led to the throne room. "Honorable Emperor," Li Jiang said, bowing reverently in front of the throne, "the Guardian of the Pools of Sorrow pays his respects to thee." The Emperor stood up. Standing at just over six feet, he was a very tall man by Chinese standards, and had an awe-inspiring figure. His brownish crop of hair was tied behind his head and his pale red eyes had slits like a cat, or rather, a dragon. He carried himself with an air of nobility and he looked down upon them with a pleased smile in his face. "Be welcome in my house, my friend," the Emperor said, his eyes twinkling joyously at the unexpected visit. He gestured towards the seats on one side of the hall. "Be seated. It has been a long while since you last paid my humble abode a visit, Guardian. What brings you here now on this very day?" he asked, seating himself. Li Jiang, Ranma and Li Chan followed the Emperor's example and made themselves comfortable. Immediately, a burly looking, mountain goat- faced woman brought them wine, sweetmeats and cold water from the mountain springs. "Honorable Emperor," Li Jiang begun when the attendant had retreated beyond hearing range, "little more than a month ago, a new spring revealed itself in valley of the Pools of Sorrow. I'm here to inform Your Majesty of the events surrounding the spring's discovery and subsequent destruction as well as request a boon." The Emperor nodded. He reclined as comfortably as he could in his silk-cushioned throne and bade Li Jiang to continue. "Proceed with your tale, Guardian. I'm very curious about what you have to say!" Li Jiang cleared his throat and begun his narration. "Honorable Emperor, I was tilling the fields on the day of the last new moon, when...." He spoke for the better part of an hour, exaggerating a great many things and downplaying very little, and the Emperor listened to him intently throughout the narration, interrupting him only to clear one doubt or another. Finally, Li Jiang finished his tale, and by then, the Emperor was right on the edge of his seat, his eyebrows furrowed in rapt attention and his lips curling upwards in utter fascination. "This is the most amazing tale I have ever heard," he said finally when Li Jiang was done, focusing his eyes on Ranma. "This is little Ranma, I suppose." "Yes, Honored Emperor. This is Ranma Saotome, my adopted son. Ranma, meet the dragon-emperor of the Musk." Not knowing how to react to a dragon, since he had never seen one, Ranma simply let his jaw hang open and stared awestruck at the Emperor. The Emperor, in turn, had to take only one look at Ranma's awestruck face before he burst into hearty laughter. "Yes, young Ranma," he said, when, finally, he gained control of his mirth, "I am part dragon and I can clearly see that you are, too." The boy nodded, a wee bit shyly. Now that he had overcome the initial surprise, doubts began to creep into his heart. After all, dragons were supposed to be very powerful creatures and would it not be wise to just leave them be? Of course, Ranma's mind forgot the fact that he, too, was a dragon. Before Li Jiang could begin to coax Ranma's trust towards the Emperor, fate intervened. The crown prince of the Musk, an eight year old boy about three inches taller than Ranma, came running into the room unannounced. Upon eyeing the visitors, he excused himself politely and began to withdraw, but the Emperor stopped him. "Ranma," he said, introducing his son, "this is my son, Shin Nan. Shin, this is Ranma and his elder brother, Li Chin. Will you take them outside, and play with them while I discuss some very pressing matters with their father?" Shin Nan nodded and grabbing Ranma's and Li Chin's hands, dashed out of the room. Soon, sounds of three little boys having the time of their lives began to echo through the halls of the palace. "Now, Guardian," the Emperor asked when the boys were out of earshot, "what boon do you request of me?" "It pertains to Ranma, Honorable Emperor. I beseech you to take him into your custody and raise him, until such a time comes, when he is ready to face the outside world," Li Jiang replied in measured tones. "I wouldn't have it any other way, Guardian. With his phenomenal ki potential, he'll become a menace to society and to himself, if he doesn't learn to control it. Furthermore, it is my duty as a dragon - he, too, is a member of my race, and as such, he's part family." Pause. "My decision is made... I'll adopt him, Guardian, I'll adopt him as my own son, even though I'm afraid I do not understand why you would ask this particular boon off me..." the Emperor said. "My Liege, I beg that the words I speak never go beyond these four walls." The Emperor nodded. "Very well. It shall be as you wish." Li Jiang nodded once. The Emperor's words were never broken. "I beg forgiveness for lying to you, Honorable Emperor. The boy is not part dragon, as I had you believe only a minute ago, My Liege," he said, "he's a true dragon." If the Emperor was surprised, he did not let it show in his features. Rather, he leaned back against his chair and with an affected air of nonchalance, spoke in a soft voice. "Go on." "I believe that the boy is not of this world, but from another, Your Majesty. It is also my belief that he has a great trial ahead of him... It is my hope that you will take him under your house, teach him the ways of a warrior and prepare him for the trials ahead." The Emperor closed his eyes and tapped his fingers on the hand rest a couple of times. Finally, his fingers paused and he opened his eyes. "I grant thee the boon you seek, Guardian. I will personally see to it that his training is tough and rigorous." Li Jiang smiled, gratefully. "Thank you, Your Majesty." The Emperor nodded with a tilt of his head. "When do you plan on returning home?" he asked. "As soon as possible, Your Majesty. I still have to inform the Matriarch and the Council of Joketsuzoku Elders what has transpired and..." The Emperor nodded, again, leaning back on his throne once more. "You will dine with me tonight, of course." "Honorable Emperor..." The Emperor held up his arms, forestalling any arguments. "Argue not, Guardian. My mind is set." Li Jiang took a deep breath. "Very well, Your Majesty. My son and I will dine with you tonight, but tomorrow, I beg that Your Majesty grants me leave then. I have errands to run, my crops to attend to and I do not wish to outstay Your Majesty's hospitality." "And when you leave, I shall order an escort to take you right to the doorsteps of The Council." "Thank you, Your Majesty. I'm very grateful for Your hospitality." The Emperor nodded with a soft smile. "We of the Musk look after our friends," he shot a glance at Li Jiang, "and allies." Pause. "That reminds me," he continued, "you must feel very tired after your journey, Guardian. In fact, you look tired... Guards!" Immediately, two spear-wielding wolf-men appeared at the door. "Take my guest to one of the free bed chambers." "Yes, Your Majesty," the duo replied simultaneously. The Emperor nodded and turned to Li Jiang. "I shall send your son to you once my sons and he have finished playing. Now, go and rest." Li Jiang bowed humbly and retreated, following the guards to his room. Time passed quickly the rest of the day and when dusk came, a dinner was held in Li Jiang's honor, and they ate, drank, and made merry well into the night. The next morning, Li Jiang and Li Chan bade farewell to Ranma, and left the Musk capital. ***************************************************************** A month later... The Emperor stood atop the bulwarks of his palace, looking down upon his capital with his hands clasped behind his back. He stood thus, unmoving with his eyes staring into the far off distance, until he was interrupted by the sound of footsteps approaching from behind him. "Your Majesty, Master Hai Fung has come for the audience you requested." The Emperor nodded. "Very well. Show him to my inner chambers. I'll be with him shortly." The guard nodded, paid his respects, bowed one final time and ran off into the fortress walls. The Emperor followed him deliberately at a slow pace into the palace. He negotiated the winding passageways to his chambers and entered without knocking to find Hai Fung seated on a bamboo chair. "Welcome, Master." The former sensei and mentor of the Emperor stood up and bowed slightly. His pointed, tiger-like ears and eyes showed his tiger ancestry, and he carried himself with a bearing that would have done any pureblooded tiger proud. The Emperor bowed at his waist in return and straightened himself before his Master did. "Be very welcome, Master," he repeated. "Thank You, Your Majesty," the old warrior replied, waiting, until Qin Shi was seated before taking his seat in deference to the Emperor's station. "Does this day find you in good health and cheer, Master?" "Yes, it has..." Qin Shi nodded. "Master, I called you here to ask a boon off you." "A boon?" "Yes, Master, a boon to teach my two sons The Art of War and The Art of Peace." Hai Fung nodded. It was common knowledge that the Emperor had adopted a young dragon as his second son. "I... I am much honored, Your Majesty. When do I start?" Qin Shi nodded. "As soon as possible, Master... Perhaps even as early as tomorrow if it suits you." Pause. "I suppose... Yes, I'd like it very much," Qin Shi replied. "Then, that's settled... A cup of tea, Master?" "Yes, I'd like that very much, Your Majesty." Qin Shi nodded and ordered some tea for the two of them. While they waited, the conversation strayed into less important matters, and the two of them reminiscenced about a time when the two of them were student and Master, and not Emperor and Advisor. Finally, after an hour of small talk, Hai Fung left, leaving the Emperor alone to his own devices. ***************************************************************** The next day... The Emperor snored on in his chambers, seemingly unaware of the two shadows that crept upon him silently with the utmost caution. A lone cock crowed in the distance as the first rays of the morning sun began to stray into the room. Still, the Emperor lay still. Sensing success, the two shadows crept in closer still, until they were crouched only a few feet from the foot of the bed. Then, with a mighty battle cry, the two launched themselves at the Emperor, bending their legs in anticipation of a rough landing as they reached the apex of their flight. The Emperor, who had long since sensed his two sons creeping in on him, rolled over and avoided them at the last possible moment. He pushed himself off the bed with his hands and landed softly on the soles of his feet. "You lose, boys," he said with an affected air of boredom. "I saw that one coming from a mile away!" In truth, it was all bluster and internally, Qin Shi was trying to overcome the shock that two very inexperienced children had crept into his bedchambers almost without his noticing it. Nevertheless, shocked as he was, he was still ready for the ritual morning spar, and spar, they did. Moving with a grace that went above mere poetry to something beyond that, the three wound through the passageways, until finally they reached the open grounds within the palace walls. Qin Shi smiled contentedly to himself while evading, blocking, and parrying strikes and counter strikes the two boys launched at him. And as they danced, he noticed the difference in this styles: Shin's moves were faster and had more strength behind them, whereas Ranma executed his attacks to perfection to inflict the maximum damage with the least force. More importantly, he could not quite place his fingers on the Ranma's style, as the boy kept switching styles, unrecognizable ones at that, before he could build an effective counter against any of them. It appeared that the young dragon was a jack-of-all-trades, but a master of none. In short, Ranma was the most fascinating fighter he had ever fought with and Qin Shi's smile grew in intensity as he admired the fighting skill of his two sons. 'Our expectations might be realized, after all,' he thought, remembering the conversation he had the day before with his Master, Hai Fung. It had been evident then and it was evident now that Ranma was destined to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest warrior ever in the history of the tribe. The boy's speed had only increased slightly since his arrival two weeks back, but on careful examination, Qin Shi could see that Ranma was already directing his ki to super-boost his moves on an unconscious level. 'How did he learn to use his ki so quickly?' Qin Shi thought disbelievingly. 'It's just not possible!' No sooner had Qin Shi thought such, a near hit by a ki powered punch from Ranma proved him wrong. Shocked beyond belief by this new revelation Qin Shi lost his focus and Shin utilized this momentary lack of concentration to sneak a glancing hit into his father's guard. The blow signaled the end of the impromptu spar and Qin Shi raised his hands into the air, accepting his defeat. The two boys fell upon him squealing with laughter and he carried the victorious duo into the palace on his shoulders. "You two fought very well today," Qin Shi said as he sat his sons down on the breakfast table. Shin and Ranma looked at each other, and smiled impishly as the servants laid the table. They chattered amongst themselves as the table was being laid, but once the table was set, Ranma abandoned all thoughts of talk and dug into his meal, devouring it with a gusto that never failed to awe the viewers. Qin Shi took a small bite himself and spared a glance at his second son. Noting the increase in bulk since his arrival, he nodded to himself. Ranma had been a bag of bones when he had first laid eyes on the boy, but he looked a lot better now. "Ranma, would you tell me the name of the style you were using just now?" he asked. "That was the Saotome branch of Musabetsu Kakutou Ryuu, the Anything Goes School of martial arts. I'm the heir to the school..." the boy begun and trailed off, remembering that now, there was no school and therefore, technically, he could not be the heir. Qin Shi nodded, gulping down a mouthful of smoked salmon. "I can easily see why you were the heir," he said in admiration. Ranma blushed and his hands automatically went to scratch the base of his pigtail. Qin Shi found the gesture too cute to resist and pinched Ranma's cheeks affectionately. "That's my boy," he said. "Anyways, I'm going to take the two of you to meet your new sensei today." "Can't you teach us, father?" "Who is it, father?" Ranma and Shin asked simultaneously. Qin Shi shook his head. "No, as much as I want to, I cannot... I have a kingdom to mind, after all," he explained. The Emperor's first duty lay with his kingdom, after all. "As for who he is, he was my teacher and he taught me everything I know." Shin seemed to accept his father's explanation, but to Qin Shi's consternation, Ranma's questioning look did not waver. He was not going to be shut up with just a few tidbits of information, it seemed. 'And is it any wonder? From what he revealed about his other father, it is not the least surprising that he doesn't exactly trust his martial arts teachers.' "His name is Hai Fung, Ranma, and he's one of the greatest warriors in the history of our nation. C'mon, let's finish our meal and then, I'll answer all your questions regarding the Master." Ranma nodded, finally, in acceptance, willing, for the time being, to take his father's word on the subject. ***************************************************************** After breakfast, Qin Shi escorted the boys out of the fortress and into the woods to the east of the city walls. There, after about a quarter of an hour's walk, they came upon a clearing, where Hai Fung stood waiting for them. Qin Shi bowed to him, and Ranma and Shin followed their father's example. Hai Fung bowed in return and bade Qin Shi to join him at his side. When Qin Shi was in position, Hai Fung exchanged a few words with the Emperor and beckoned the boys to him. Ranma and Shin scurried from their positions a few dozen yards off to the side and on reaching Hai Fung's side, bowed, once again paying their respects to his age and station. Pleased by this show of respect, Hai Fung smiled and as if by magic, took a stick from literally out of nowhere, taking the opportunity to spank his students behinds. Twin cracks echoed across the clearing and the boys yelped loudly, jumping into the air, holding their stinging behinds with both their hands. They jumped up and down a couple of times, yapping like licked puppies and giving Hai Fung the evil eye. The Emperor, who stood watching the proceedings from the sidelines, could not contain his mirth at the sight of the two pissed children and burst out laughing. Hai Fung's face, however, took on a grim expression and he threw the stick away, shaking his head in disgust. "I have never seen such a worthless lot," he said to them and turned to Qin Shi, "but seeing that I have nothing better to do with my time, I guess that I'll have to make do with these two." Qin Shi nodded. Experience had taught him that such was Hai Fung's way of praising his students. "I'll be looking forward to see what you can accomplish with them, Master." Hai Fung nodded once, and turned towards Ranma and Shin. "Children!" he said, solemnly. "My name is Hai Fung, and I'll be teaching you The Art of War and The Art of Peace. You'll refer to me as Master and you just learned your first lesson: Never drop your guard, lest it becomes the last thing you ever do. Your enemy is always waiting and watching you, bidding his time, until you put the wrong foot forward and then, he'll strike... Remember, if I had chosen to, I could have hit you anywhere I wanted and you'd be dead, or dying right now." Pause. "Life is very fragile. All it takes is that one perfectly placed strike to end it. It is that one strike that you must always be on the guard against. Do you understand that?" he added. Ranma and Shin nodded, slowly, still rubbing their behinds. Their butts still stung like hell, but their opinion of the old geezer had increased a bit. Perhaps the old man wasn't a complete homicidal maniac, after all... "Ranma and Shin, introduce yourselves," Qin Shi said, stepping forward. "I'm Ranma Saotome Qin, Master," Ranma said. "And I'm Shin Nan, Master," Shin added. Hai Fung rubbed his thin, long beard, thoughtfully, weighing his students against some ancient scale. "And what schools do you practice?" he asked them. "Saotome branch of Musabetsu Kakutou Ryuu." "Northern Wind School of Wu Shu." Hai Fung nodded at Shin and turned towards Ranma with a thoughtful expression. "Musabetsu Kakutou Ryuu?" he asked. In all his years as a warrior and as a teacher, he had never heard of such a school. "Yes," Ranma replied, "it means School of Indiscriminate Grappling..." "Indiscriminate Grappling? What a queer name... We'll see how effective your school is, Ranma. Care for a spar?" "Sure!" Ranma replied, super-fast. "Oh, no, you don't," Hai Fung added, quickly. "If you think you're ready for a sparring session with me, young man, you're dead wrong." He turned to Shin. "Shin, step into the middle of the clearing and prepare yourself for a friendly spar. Shin nodded and the two contestants walked to the middle of the clearing. Sure enough, in spite of his ever-increasing skill, Ranma was no match for Shin, whose meager knowledge and conscious control of ki won the day. Ranma, for what it was worth, ended up sprawled on the forest floor, clutching his stomach and groaning, while a triumphant Shin stood gloating over him. Hai Fung smiled amusedly at the show and turned towards Qin Shi, speaking quietly. "Both of them have huge potential and Ranma's style is one of the most efficient, if not the most deadly one I have ever seen. Even now, with almost no knowledge and control of ki, he is nearly on par with Shin, which is simply astounding. "As for Shin, he depends too much on his ki and takes it for granted. His potential is great, too, and with the right training, both of them will surpass me one day. Truly, My Emperor, my prayers to the Gods have been heard: Their answer stands right before me in the forms of these two," he said with gleaming eyes. Qin Shi nodded. "Then, I trust the boys under your care, Master. I must go now and attend to the matters of the court." "Of course," Hai Fung nodded, "please, don't let us keep you from Your duties... As you can see," he pointed to the two boys, who were circling each other warily once again with determined looks in their eyes, "everything's fine and dandy here." "Then, I'll go," the Emperor said quietly to Hai Fung, before addressing the boys loudly. "I must go now, Shin... Ranma... I'll see you two at supper tonight and you can tell me about your first day under the Master's tutelage." 'Err, torture... Hehehehe!' Unaware of what they were in for, the boys shot a quick nod in Qin Shi's direction and returned to their staring match. "Master..." Qin Shi bowed solemnly. Hai Fung's lips creased upwards in a gentle smile and he returned his student's bow, bending just a little bit lower than the Emperor. Qin Shi straightened himself, and flicking off some imaginary specks of dust on his robes, walked out of the clearing without looking back again. Hai Fung and the boys watched his disappearing form; until the thicket hid him altogether, before turning to face, or rather, look at one another curiously. "Now, boys," Hai Fung begun, breaking the silence, "let's see some of the moves you know and we can take it from there." And so, the training session began. It did not end until both Ranma and Shin had exhausted themselves completely and utterly. ***************************************************************** Five years later... Ranma and Shin stood in the middle of the very same clearing. The trees had grown and changed, and so had the boys. The changes were most visible in Ranma, for he was perhaps a foot taller than before. All signs of malnutrition had long since disappeared and in the place of the scrawny little kid, there stood now, a determined young man with a small ponytail that stretched to his shoulder blades. The hair was tied neatly in a knot, and he was dressed in an indigo shirt and black pants. A single emblem, the seal of the Musk royal family, hung around his neck and he had intricately carved wooden bracers made from thin strips of the Tree of Life on both his wrists. His muscles stood bulging and a towering flame of ki burned around his body, lighting the clearing in a bluish-white light. Shin, too, had grown and he stood just as tall as Ranma, though the changes were less apparent in him. His slit eyes had become sharper and more piercing, and he was dressed in the same fashion as Ranma, bearing the same emblem, wrist guards, shirt and pants. His muscles knotted and strained under his shirt, and a soft wind blew against his dress, outlining the well-developed physique underneath. An aura, similar and yet, weaker than Ranma's, burned around him, and it, too, bathed the area in much the same manner as Ranma's. The two stood there for the longest time, not moving, sizing each other up, until finally, at some unspoken signal, the two leapt at each other in complete silence. They met in midair and the battle began. They fought without using ki blasts, though the opponents used their ki to boost their strength, stamina and speed to inhuman levels. Even so, the air shuddered under their passing and huge clouds of dust were thrown into the air as earth gave under the tremendous forces exerted by the two. The ground shook and thunderclaps rang across the clearing, steadily increasing in frequency, until the end of one could not be discriminated from the start of another. Every once in a while, one of the combatants would be forced to brace himself against the ground as the other pounded at his defenses with animalistic ferocity. During those times, huge explosions rang through the clearing, tearing the forest floor, and throwing clods of dirt and rocks into the air as the defender used force redirection techniques to redirect the opponent's blows downwards. Finally, after an eternity of ear-shattering explosions, the pair separated and peace returned to the clearing once more. Standing there in the middle of the now destroyed clearing, they gazed long and hard at each other, breathing hard, their rivalry clearly written on their faces. Finally, after a staring contest that seemed to stretch forever, they turned towards their master and bowed at their waists. "Well done, my dear students," Hai Fung said, emerging from underneath the shadows of one of the trees. How he stood there unseen and unobserved until then was a mystery, but emerge, he did. "Thank you, Master," the two said in unison. "Yes," Hai Fung nodded to himself, stroking his white beard thoughtfully, "it was a nice fight, but something was missing..." "Missing?" the two asked in amazement. They had just torn up the whole clearing and emerged literally unscathed, and that was all he could say! Why, the nerve of him! "Yeah!" Hai Fung nodded, gravely. His demeanor screamed his disappointment at them. Perhaps he had been dead wrong when he chose them as his heirs, after all. "Pray tell, Master," Ranma, the more adventurous of the two, spoke. "What exactly was missing in that fight?" Hai Fung shot him an evil eye. "Curious, are you?" he asked, tilting his head to further examine the bold young man before him. Ranma nodded. Hai Fung eyed Ranma some more, judging him against some new but still very ancient scale. Finally, he nodded in return. "Come to me, Ranma. As you're obviously the more curious than your brother, I'll tell you first." Ranma looked at Shin, stuck his tongue out in a very un-royal manner and walked up to Hai Fung with a bounce in his strides. Yes, this was going to be the day when the Master finally acknowledged him as his best student. "Come closer... My old bones fail me!" 'Yeah, right! And I'm really the four hundred year old mummy that rules the Joketsuzoku.' Thankfully, Ranma did not give voice to his thoughts, rather opting to keep them to himself. Secretly, however, he gave himself a pat on his back for his quick tactical sense and his even quicker wit. Every time he thought he had reached the peak and could go no further, he proved himself wrong. "I'm coming, Master," he said and closed the distance between them to less than three feet. Whap! "I thought I told you to not use ki in the fight. Now, look around you. The whole clearing's destroyed and we don't have any place to train tomorrow?" The stick broke in the middle: Ranma's back proved too hard for it, but boy, had it stung? Ranma looked at the broken stick, at the evil old troll who wielded it and then, back at the stick. "That hurt, you know," he complained in an annoyed voice, rubbing his rapidly reddening butt. Was it any wonder that it was always too sore to sit upon come suppertime? "Hehehehe..." That was Shin. He had always enjoyed a good show and this time was no different from any other. "Nice challenge, 'big' brother," Ranma said, sneering lopsidedly at his sibling, "but I guess you'll have to try again later. Obviously, you're too young to beat me." Whap! Another sting. Another glare. Where was the old man getting his sticks from, anyway? "And you," Hai Fung said, focusing his attention on Shin, "what were you thinking, when you begun using the forbidden Blades of Heaven technique?" "I... eh... I..." Shin stuttered. Now, how was he going to escape out of this mess? Oh, yeah, he was going to escape the same way he always did. "But... But... But... He started it!" "Huh?" Ranma asked, his mind going into overdrive, trying to figure out exactly how he had started something his brother did. Finally, it all came back to him. "I did not!" he shouted. "Yes, you did!" "Did not!" "Did, too!" "Oh, shut up both of you," Hai Fung said, exasperation creeping into his old mind. The bickering duo shut up and focused their attention on Hai Fung, once again. "Thank you," Hai Fung said. "Now, get your scaly butts to the palace. The lessons in advanced ki manipulation will start tomorrow." "Thank you, Master," the two said in perfect harmony, bowing to Hai Fung as they did. Hai Fung bowed slightly in return and the two made off into the forest, starting their bickering brawl as soon as they thought they were out of earshot. "Don't worry, Shin, I'll go easy on you next time!" Shin snorted in mock disgust. "You're speaking as though you beat me back there... If my memory serves me right and I know it does, I was the one mopping the floor with you. Which side of the bed did you wake up today, little brother?" Ranma laughed, derisively. "C'mon, porky, admit it, you couldn't beat me even if your life depended on it." "Arghhh! That's it! How many times have I warned you to not call me by that name, Ranma?" Shin shouted in indignation, balling his fists. Ranma smirked, refusing to answer the question. "A thousand times... No, a ten thousand times," Shin shouted indignantly, again. "I'm sorry, brother," Ranma said, sincerely. "Did I hurt your poor widdle porky heart?" "That's it! Die!" Shin screamed at the top of his lungs and launched himself at Ranma; murder in his eyes. The situation deteriorated steadily from then on and by the time the palace patrol came upon them, they had succeeded in beating each other unconscious and make a bloody mess of themselves. ***************************************************************** A week and a half later... Ranma and Shin sat in the middle of a large clearing bordered by trees and shrubs. The boys looked as good as new: The wounds from their recent 'disagreement' had healed and the scars disappeared. Their comradeship, too, had revived during that time, and as they sat together, Hai Fung could almost feel the brotherly love radiating between them. Glossing over the last five years of his life, he marveled at the leaps and bounds his students had made in The Art and a little self-indulgent smile blossomed on his face. "Shall we start today's lessons?" he asked, finally breaking the silence and eyeing them critically. "Yes, Master!" the two replied in unison. Hai Fung nodded. "Close your eyes and meditate. When you find your center, reach for your ki and allow it manifest visually." The duo nodded and closed their eyes in uncanny unison. They had done this so many times before that it was almost second nature to them now. Presently, a white corona of power formed around Ranma, and then, Shin. "Good," Hai Fung said, taking two very thin, green strips of wood from the ground beside him and handing it to them. "Try to focus your ki into that strip," he said. Ranma's aura immediately turned blue and a huge current of ki flooded his strip, incinerating it completely in mere seconds. Whap! Ranma glared at Hai Fung, rubbing his sore pate and muttering evil things about accursed old mummies under his breath. Hai Fung gave his student enough time to recover, noticing with affected aloofness the fact that Ranma's aura did not disappear when his attention was focused elsewhere. His mind boggled at the control the boy had managed to achieve at such a young age and he smirked to himself as memories of his younger days came back. Finally, when he surmised that the two had gained sufficient control of their auras, he broke the silence. "Good work, Ranma," he said, opting first to congratulate Ranma to throw the boy off-balance. "Huh?" came Ranma's wise reply. Just a minute ago, he had been hit with The Evil Stick and now, he was being congratulated. 'What the hell's going on?' "You didn't lose control of your aura, when you were focused elsewhere," Hai Fung explained. "That's a very good sign." "Heh." Now that he had the answer, Ranma's ego came bursting to the fore. "Thanks, I guess, Master," he said, shooting a sidelong glance at Shin. 'One more scratch on the board for Ranma Saotome Qin. Beat that, big brother!' "Now, try again," he said, handing another strip to Ranma, "this time, however, don't try to use your ego, err, confidence as a proxy to channel your ki into the wood." "As you wish, Master," Ranma replied. 'That explains why the old man hit me, I guess.' "Remember... When using weapons forged from metal and such, you can use your confidence, or for that matter, any emotion you choose as a proxy, though I'm firmly against such practice. When it comes to wood and such, however, never, ever use your emotions to channel your ki. Just will your ki to flow into them and it will." The boys remained silent for almost a long minute as they digested this new lesson. Finally, Shin broke it. "Why, Master? Is there any difference?" he asked. "A very good question, Shin," Hai Fung replied, taking the opportunity to give his student a pat on the back. "Trees and all other living things have well defined ki lines in their physical bodies. These lines are formed and reinforced throughout their life. They survive death, slowly growing stronger in bones and other, more permanent, organs. As such, channeling ki through a piece of wood is like performing a ki transfer. you must not taint the ki you wish to transfer with emotions because 'emotion-tainted' ki destroys the harmony in the body. "This is not to say that ki transfers cannot be accomplished using 'emotion-tainted' ki. They can be done, but their disadvantages are too many and they far outweigh the advantages. Take for example, wood. It becomes stronger when you focus 'emotion-tainted' ki through it, but what it gains in strength, it loses in flexibility. In extreme cases, like when you channeled too much of your confidence-flavored ki into that strip of wood, the ki lines are completely torn apart and the wood disintegrates. The same is true for humans and animals alike. Channel enough tainted ki through something and it'll burn into a crisp. "Pure ki, however, has none of these shortcomings and has many things going in its favor. In fact, a pure ki transfer is similar to absorbing the ki in the air. The only difference: you channel it into the recipient's system instead of him drawing it willfully. It's not tainted by emotions and therefore, it has no set path, which it has to follow, but rather, follows the paths set by the recipient's body." Ranma and Shin nodded. "Excuse me, Master," Ranma asked, when Hai Fung once again closed his eyes in meditation. "Yes?" "But what about swords and other handcrafted weapons? Why can we use tainted ki with them?" Hai Fung took a deep breath. "That, my dear Ranma, depends on a number of factors. The make of the weapon, the material used, the skill of the smith who forged it - they all influence the way the weapon interacts with ki. "Take folded weapons, like that broadsword the Emperor has, for example. That one was folded forty-seven times by the Emperor's great grandfather himself. Its folds are so intricate and numerous that it's almost alive... Such is the complexity of the ki lines it bears. A weapon such as that sword can easily slice through six, seven, eight feet of granite without taking a nick. you can focus pure ki, or tainted ki into it and it wouldn't make much of a difference... The ki lines are so complex that all the shortcomings of one proxy are overcome by the advantages of the other. Such weapons are called Spirit Borne and you should be wary of anyone who wields them. They are nigh impossible to counter in a battle. "There's another class of Spirit weapons: Those made from extremely old bone and wood. These artifacts bear huge ki lines within them, and can store and channel prodigious amounts of ki. The Spirit Bane, the most powerful of this class, we have in our armory, was made using a highly secret composite technology known only to our people." "Oh!" the two boys said simultaneously. "Yes," Hai Fung replied, taking a deep breath. "The Spirit Bane is made of three separate parts: shaven strips from the canine of Jia Long, the first dragon, a wooden spine from the very first Tree of Life and a bronze casing, folded over fifty times. The bronze acts as the focus for the user. The spine acts as the storage medium for the ki and the teeth of The First One act as the channel. The weapon is so powerful that the only one to ever lay hands on it was The Divine Emperor himself! It is said that, with that weapon, one can match the power of the Phoenix-God Saa Fuu Lang for limited intervals of time." Hai Fung did not bother to add that the either of them was already strong enough to wield The Spirit Bane. "And then, there are the normal weapons. These are crafted with far less skill than the spirit and the folded weapons, and as such, are far less potent in the battlefield... you can channel ki into these weapons, but they only respond perfectly to the hands that shaped them. This is why, all Musk and Joketsuzoku soldiers craft their own weapons." Ranma and Shin nodded. "Thank you for the lesson, Master." "You're welcome, children. Now, get back to the exercise at hand." The boys took the strips in their hands and as before, tried to focus their ki into them. As usual, Ranma was the first to accomplish the task, though Shin, as always, was not too far behind. "Excellent," Hai Fung said, when both of them had managed to not only channel the ki into the wood, but also to maintain it. "Ranma, move to that rock over there and Shin, you move to that one," he said, pointing to two medium sized boulders at the far edge of the clearing. When the boys were at their prescribed places, Hai Fung spoke again. "I want you to channel your ki into the strips in your hands and hit the boulders with the boulder with the strip. I want you to focus a cutting edge on your strips with your ki and use it to 'cut' the boulder." The two nodded and set upon the task. Hai Fung closed his eyes and waited for the ear shattering explosions to begin. He did not have to wait long for the explosions started almost as soon as he closed his eyes. Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! "Ranma! Shin! For God's sake, I thought I asked you to cut the rock, not shatter it into a million pieces." "Sorry, Master," the two replied, meekly. Hai Fung sighed. He knew that it was too much to expect the two to get everything perfect in the first go, but he could not help himself. 'It's fortunate that I planned for this beforehand, else today would have been wasted.' "Very well. Run to the northern wall of the palace embankments and you'll find a large pile of boulders there. Carry 'one' here and try again. Every time you crush a rock, you'll repeat the process, until you get everything right." The two acquiesced, bowed and took off. 'Now, where was I again?' Hai Fung thought, eyeing their fast disappearing figures and lazily stroking his beard. 'Oh, yes, ramen and fried rabbit...' ***************************************************************** Fifteen years later... Qin Shi sat on his throne, absent-mindedly stroking his beard with his left hand. 'It's now time to pass my responsibilities to the next generation,' he thought to himself lethargically. He was growing too old for the job and just like his father, he planned to abdicate in favor of his sons. The fact that Ranma and Shin had grown into fine warriors was a big bonus. They were as well trained in The Art of Peace as they were in The Art of War, and one could not have hoped to find a better Emperor anywhere in the kingdom. "Honorable Emperor," the Chief of the Palace Guards said, bowing in reverence before Qin Shi, "the Princes have arrived for their daily audience." "Excellent!" Qin Shi replied, straightening himself against his chair. "Show them in and summon my advisors." The Chief of the Palace Guard bowed again and exited the throne room. Presently, Shin and Ranma entered the great hall. "Good morning, Honorable Father," the two said, kneeling before Qin Shi. "Has this morning found you in good health and cheer?" "Arise, children," Qin Shi replied. "I'm well. How fare you?" "We're as well as can be, Honorable Father," Shin replied. Qin Shi nodded. "Very well. Come and sit besides me, children, whilst we wait for my court. I bear important tidings and you need but wait a few minutes before all is revealed." Shin and Ranma nodded, and before sitting on their seats to the left of the Emperor, exchanged confused, questioning glances. What news could be so important that the Emperor had to have his entire court present, before he could speak of it? Fortunately, they were in luck. The courtiers were not nearly as tardy as they always were and arrived en masse in short order. Soon, the throne room was filled with whispers and rumors were flying about everywhere. "Honorable Emperor," one of the oldest and most respected courtiers finally dared to ask, "why has Your Excellency summoned us at this wee hour of the morning? The sun is pale and the cock, yet to crow!" Qin Shi stared down the impudent man with a glare and cleared his throat. Immediately, all whispers died and silence reigned in the room. The courtier, for his part, bowed deeply in apology and sat on his chair. "My reign is at an end, I fear," Qin Shi begun, "and it's now time to pass on the Throne of the Dragons to one of my sons." Pause. "I summoned all of you here to bear witness to the naming ceremony." He cast his eyes on Ranma and Shin. "Come and stand before me, my children, so that I might pass on my burden to you." Ranma and Shin stood up from their seats and turned to face their father, their shock at this sudden turn of events, clearly written on their faces. "Long and fruitful has been my reign, but the time has come now to end it," Qin Shi addressed the hall in a solemn voice. "Shin Nan, Ranma Saotome Qin... Are you willing to bear the weight of the Musk nation and carry it into the future?" "Yes, we are, Honorable Emperor," the two replied, solemnly. "It is well, then," Qin Shi said and once again, turned to address his court. "Many Emperors have ruled the Musk before me and many more shall before the end of the Earth, but none, I hope, will ever face the dilemma I face today. Standing before me are my two sons, each near and dear to my heart in his own unique way. They're both highly skilled in The Arts and they have proven themselves repeatedly, both on the field and off against our enemies: The Phoenix and The Ox. Both of them would make a fine emperor, but as per the laws set by my ancestors, only one can inherit the Throne of the Dragons. "I have given the decision many an hour of careful thought, and yet, I cannot decide between them. In my eyes, they are both equals and I cannot place one over the other. As such, I decree that they be put through a trial by combat and the one that wins shall be the rightful heir to my throne!" he announced. Pause. "Does anyone among you wish to contest their rights to the throne?" Qin Shi asked his courtiers. It was part of tradition that the Emperor should ask his courtiers the last question, just as it was tradition that no one raises his voice against it. "I do, Honorable Emperor," Ranma said, stepping forward. Qin Shi raised an eyebrow, shocked by Ranma's challenge and yet, doing well to conceal it. He eyed his youngest son with appraising eyes, trying to discern the reason behind his challenge. Ranma stood silently before him, looking very much like a teenager, as he had stopped aging when he turned eighteen - a sign of the control he had attained over his ki. "You would refuse your Emperor," Qin Shi asked. "Yes, Sire, I would. I refuse to spill dragon blood, now and forever," Ranma replied, meeting his father's piercing gaze and not backing down one little bit. "Think about what you say, young Ranma, before your words force my hand." Ranma nodded, bowing in reverence. "My mind is set, Sire." Qin Shi looked at Ranma imploringly for the longest minute, but Ranma did not flinch. Finally, Qin Shi took his eyes off him and spoke. "Hear this then, proud Prince," he said addressing the entire court, "by the venerated laws of our people, there is only one punishment for your willful disobedience of My Word. I, Qin Shi, the fourteenth Emperor to sit on The Dragon Throne, cast thee out of the Musk nation. you have a fortnight to leave the lands of the Musk, failing which, you'll be hunted down to the ends of the earth." Qin Shi cast his eyes about the hall, looking so majestic that no one dared to breathe lest they offend him. "I also decree that Shin Nan, the First born of the Royal House, to be the rightful heir to The Dragon Throne." ***************************************************************** The stars were bright and white, and the night sky brimmed with them. A cold wind blew from the north. It rustled the leaves of autumn as it wound its way through the Valley of the Musk, relentlessly driving out the mist that had settled on the valley. It was as fresh, if not as invigorating, as the sweet, fragrant filled air of spring. A wolf pack howled in the far distance and to their beat, a lone owl hooted from atop an ancient oak. The forest assumed a life of its own as darkness approached and black shadows began to play tricks on the mind's eye. Ranma sat atop a tall boulder, his form outlined against the night sky. His shoulders were drooped and his head hung low. His silken robe fluttered in the wind and his slow, irregular breaths condensed into a cloud of white as it touched the cool night air. "Ranma?" Silence. "Ranma?" Again, there was a long pause. "Ranma, where are you?" Shin's voice sounded very close now. Finally, Ranma raised his head and acknowledged his brother's call. "I'm here, big brother," he whispered into the cold night. It had been many years, since he passed the stage where he could be tracked and now, not even Hai Fung and Shin, the closest among the Musk in terms of skill, could do that. He had to wait only a few seconds, before Shin's face appeared at the base of the boulder. "May I join you?" Shin asked. When Ranma did not reply, Shin jumped into the air, landing lightly right next to Ranma. "Father's worried about you, brother," he said; whispered, sitting beside Ranma. "He asked me to search for you, when he saw that you weren't present at the dinner table." "I know..." Ranma replied in a quiet, subdued voice. "I just needed time on my own..." "I understand." Pause. "I'm sorry it had to come to this," Shin added. "Me, too, brother," Ranma replied in a strained voice, "but it couldn't be helped. you know my feelings on the subject and I'll never, ever spill dragon blood over some earthly title." Shin nodded. "Still, father's very downcast and he has eaten but little." Ranma sighed and closed his eyes. "I don't fault him... He should know that. Things would have turned out the same way, I feel... I'd have refused to fight you no matter what." 'Just like I would have, little brother!' Shin thought. If Ranma had not objected first to the emperor's idea, he would have. "Yes, I know and father knows, too... Still, he blames himself..." "He shouldn't. Come, we'll go the palace right now, and I'll... I'll talk with him..." Ranma said and stood up. Shin, however, remained seated. "Ranma, are you well?" he asked. Ranma gazed into the far off distance, taking his time to frame an answer. "No, I'm not, but if father's willing to bear the pain, then so am I." Pause. "Come, let's go," Ranma breathed and jumped off the boulder. ***************************************************************** Qin Shi stood at the palace gates with Shin Nan, the new Emperor, and Hai Fung at his side. Eleven days had passed, since he delivered the ultimatum to Ranma and every second of those eleven days had been pure hell. Sleep, thirst, hunger - everything eluded him, and he had spent many a sleepless night standing alone on the palace bulwarks, looking into the night sky, silently shedding tears of remorse. The days were made harder by the fact that it was he, with his own words, who had thrown Ranma out of the nation. Even now, as he stood watching his son saying his farewells to his friends, the whole situation looked too surreal to be true and even though he knew that it was not, he wished that it were, too. After what seemed like a very long wait, Ranma finished with his friends and acquaintances, and moved onto the three most important people in his life. He faced his father first, and without a word passing between them, hugged him. "Fare thee well, father," he said, tenderly, "I'll miss you." "Farewell, Ranma. I'll miss you, too. May the Gods bless you with a long and happy life." Ranma tightened his hug and took a deep, strangled breath. "I'm sorry I disappointed you, father." "Nonsense, my child," Qin Shi replied. "I'd never be disappointed by anything you do." Pause. "Take care and think of me sometime," he continued. Ranma released the hug gingerly and locked eyes with his father. "I'll do that, father. You'll think of me, won't you?" "Of course I will," Qin Shi replied, nearly moved to tears, "I love you, my son." "And I love you," Ranma replied, "I must go now, father." Qin Shi nodded, only reluctantly releasing Ranma's hands. Ranma forced a smile on his melancholy face and looked at Qin Shi one last time, before turning to Hai Fung. "Master, I beg pardon for the dishonor I have brought upon you," he said to the wizened grandmaster. Hai Fung, who for the first time in a very long while looked his age, shook his head in denial. "You haven't disgraced me, child. Your actions have always been honorable, and I call you my student with much pride and honor." "Thank you, Master," Ranma said, solemnly bowing. "My conscience rests a little more peacefully... I'll try to practice what you taught me." "I know you will. It's the hope of every teacher that his student becomes better than he is. I have been truly blessed on that account, having taught not one, but two such students," he shot a sidelong glance at Shin. "I'm very grateful to the two of you." Ranma nodded as did Shin. "Thank you, Master, for everything you have taught me," Ranma said and bowed, again, in respect. Hai Fung returned it with a great deal of decorum and watched with a heavy heart as Ranma moved onto his brother. The two brothers hugged each other tightly without muttering a word. They remained thus for the longest time before separating. "I guess this is it, brother. I..." "Don't say it," Shin said, placing his finger on Ranma's lips and silencing him. "We'll meet again in the future and the goodbyes can wait, until then." Ranma nodded. "I hope so." Pause. "I'll be on my way then," he said, and shouldered his backpack, while at the same time turning to leave. "Wait a minute, brother, I have a question to ask of you," Shin interrupted. Ranma turned around and looked at Shin quizzically. "Yes, Brother..." he ventured. "I was wondering whether you'd tell us where you're going, so that, we could, you know, maybe visit you sometime?" Ranma's lips curved upwards in a small smile. "I'd like that very much," he replied. "As for where I'm going, I'm going to seek asylum in the land of our allies, the Joketsuzoku. I hope to learn their arts before going wherever fate takes me." Shin nodded in tacit approval. Even though the ideologies of the Joketsuzoku and the Musk conflicted with each other, the two states got along just fine. The threat posed by the Phoenix tribe and their God- King forced an unlikely friendship upon them, and relations between the two states were always cordial and warm. "A wise choice. Convey my greetings to Matriarch Shi Huu and the other Elders," he said. Ranma nodded, smiled forlornly and departed, never again to enter the Musk Lands. ***************************************************************** The walk to the Village of the Councilors took eight days and Ranma spent the time planning, or rather, re-planning his future. All his life, he had been raised to become an emperor of a kingdom and now, he did not even have a nation to call his own. Such a sudden change is always hard to deal with and in Ranma's case, it was made all the more hard by the fact that he did not have his family to fall back on either. As a result, the hike became almost a pilgrimage to rediscover himself and his center. At the end of the eight days, Ranma encountered a duo of guards at the outskirts of the Joketsuzoku capital. They probed him with their ki and he, in a show of good faith, reigned in his ki as tightly as he could, in difference to their station and bowed, exposing himself to them as a sign of good faith. "Who are you and what are you doing here, Stranger?" the guard nearest to Ranma asked in a polite voice, after she had returned Ranma's bow. "I'm a Musk warrior, Honored Ones, and I have come to seek shelter with the Joketsuzoku," Ranma replied in his most unpretentious voice. "Be welcome, Joketsuzoku-Friend," the guard said, bowing slightly. "I'm Hwa Shi and my companion is Yue Shi." "And I'm Ranma Saotome Qin of the Musk Royal House, Honored Ones," Ranma replied, "and I would be most glad if you'd point me towards the Village of the Councilors." 'Do wonders ever cease? I'd never thought that a Musk Prince could be so polite!' "What news have you for the Council, Prince of the Musk?" Hwa Shi asked. "I bring no ill-tidings, Honored Ones, but rather, a request for The Council." Hwa Shi nodded. If he thought that the message was no concern of hers, then she was not going to press the issue. Plenty took place between the powers-that-be in the Musk and the Joketsuzoku camps, and the common populace was usually kept in the dark about it. "Would you like to be escorted to The Hall, Honorable One?" she asked. The Hall was the shortened form of The Hall of The Councilors. "Yes," Ranma replied with a slight nod, "I'd like that very much." "Very well... If you'll follow Yue Shi, she'll take you there." Ranma nodded at Hwa Shi and turned towards her companion, who led him through the forest and into the maze of winding streets that led to The Hall. Finally, they reached a low, thatched, circular building at the center of the village. It was easily the biggest one in the village and a squad of ten highly skilled ki adepts stood guard around it. One of those ten, the squad leader, walked up to meet Yue Shi with a smile on her face. "Sister, what brings you to The Hall of The Councilors?" she asked, examining Ranma from head to toe. Yue Shi smiled. "And it's nice to meet you, too, sister," she replied. "As for why I am here," she shot a glance at Ranma, "I was escorting Prince Ranma of the Musk here." The squad leader gave Ranma an once-over and nodded. "Thank you, then, Yue Shi," she said, dismissing the Joketsuzoku, "I can take things from here. I'm sure that you need to return to your post as fast as you can." Yue Shi nodded, gratefully and bowed. She turned around and headed back to the outpost. Ranma and the squad leader watched her for a couple of seconds before turning to regard one another again. "I'm Saa Long, Prince Ranma. Welcome to the Joketsuzoku," she said with a slight bow. Ranma nodded, returning the bow with one of his own. "This way, please," Saa Long said, leading the way towards the entrance of the Hall. Ranma followed Saa Long's lead quietly, and waited at the door for a few minutes whilst Saa Long went in and announced his presence to The Council. Finally, after a couple of minutes, she stepped outside and showed him into the dim lit main hall of the building. The room was filled with the overpowering smell of burned incense and as Ranma entered, his eyes water and he coughed, being unaccustomed to such levels of smoke. His body took a few seconds to adjust itself to the creepy atmosphere in the room and when it did, he saw a large round table positioned at the very center of the room with the various elders seated around it. "Matriarch Shi Huu, I'm Ranma of the Qin and I bear greetings from the new emperor of the Musk Empire, my brother, Shin Nan," Ranma said, bowing once to the room's occupants and then to the oldest woman in the room, the Matriarch. The Matriarch, for her part, coughed once into her hands and let her eyes wander over Ranma's physique, judging him in her mind's eye. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, she nodded her approval. Immediately, the tense atmosphere in the room relaxed. "Hai Fung has trained you well, Prince of the Musk," the aged Matriarch said at length. "You're too kind, Honored Matriarch," Ranma replied. "Forgive this one for intruding in unannounced during your meeting." Shi Huu smiled, leaning forward on her seat. Contrary to popular opinion, not all the Musk were uncivilized brutes. The young man before her was evidence of that. "May I ask, Prince, what brings one of the heirs to the Throne of the Dragons to our humble village?" "I'm here to request asylum with the Joketsuzoku, Honored Matriarch. My father, the Musk Emperor, has cast me out of the Musk nation for disobeying his words." "You disobeyed your father's words and he cast you out?" Shi Huu asked, hiding her surprise quite well. The Musk warriors had always been the most powerful in the valley and with someone like Ranma to lead them, they would have become nigh invincible. Yet, here he stood telling her that he had been cast out for disobeying his father's words. Would the Musk really throw away such a chance at greatness for the sake of a few laws? 'Yes, they would... Just like I would,' she added to herself mentally almost as an after thought. The law was the law and nothing stood above it, after all. "Yes," Ranma replied, nodding emphatically, "I refused to fight my brother for the right to the Throne and father cast me out." "Oh!" Shi Huu said, exposing her toothless mouth in a smile, "you stood up to the Musk Emperor? Hmm! Well, then, I guess I have no choice but to offer you shelter, do I?" Ranma's face brightened with gratitude. "Thank you, Honorable Matriarch. My gratitude knows no bounds," he said, bowing deeply at his waist. "Now, young man," Shi Huu said, raising off her seat with a small, queer smile on her face, "let us not be hasty. If you want to stay with the Joketsuzoku, you have to earn your stay... the hard way. What can you do that can possibly benefit the tribe?" "Master Hai Fung always said I could have earned my living as a teacher, if I weren't a prince. Perhaps I can impart my knowledge of The Art to your warriors as a token of my gratitude for your hospitality." "Young man," Shi Huu said with a slight frown. The boy wasn't an imposture, or... was he? He was a dragon and there weren't that many dragons in the world, but there were some and not all were as benign as the ones that gave birth to the Musk Dynasty. "If you were a real Musk prince, you'd have known that it's an unforgivable crime to teach Musk techniques to outsiders, even allies such as the Joketsuzoku," she said waving her hand around with a flourish at the warriors that surrounded them. Ranma nodded, agreeing with the Matriarch's wisdom. He would not be able to teach the Joketsuzoku the Musk techniques. 'But...' "Quite true, Honorable Matriarch. I cannot teach you the techniques developed by my forefathers. However, nothing prevents me from teaching the techniques I developed." Shi Huu raised an eyebrow. 'He could be telling the truth... He certainly has the potential to reach the level of mastery needed to create truly powerful ki techniques. Nevertheless, do I take that chance... After all, not everyone with the potential to become great becomes great!' "And how powerful are these techniques of yours?" she asked, after ruminating over her thoughts for several moments. "I'm willing to fight the most powerful warrior in your nation, using only my techniques to prove their prowess." Shi Huu snickered. The boy definitely did not lack in self- confidence. She had to give him that. However, he was going to lose. The elite cream of the Musk warriors were, and always had been, faster than their enemies and their allies, but their repertoire was too small to make that edge in speed lethal to their opponent. Moreover, they concentrated too much on particular field of The Art and would never be fearsome opponents in a one-on-one duel, even though they were nigh invincible when they worked in teams. "As the Matriarch of the Joketsuzoku, I'm the most experienced warrior in the Joketsuzoku nation and I accept your challenge. If you can prove that your techniques are as powerful as you claim them to be, you'll be a very welcome addition to our tribe, indeed." Pause. "Even if you fail to defeat me, I grant you asylum within the lands of the Joketsuzoku. We," she said, looking around, "value our allies and will not abandon one in your time of need!" Ranma bowed at his waist. "I'm forever indebted to your kindness, Honorable Matriarch." Shi Huu nodded and attacked Ranma without preamble. The battle was going to be as much a test of mettle as it was of skill, and if the boy were as good as he claimed, he would not require any time to prepare himself for a duel, or even take a proper stance. Ranma, without rising from his bow, seemed to feel the incoming killing strike to his neck and somersaulted over the heads of indignant Joketsuzoku Elders thrice, before catapulting himself out of The Hall and high into the air with a mighty shove of his arms. There he hovered, nearly forty feet in the air, looking at his opponent with an appraising eye. Using this little breather to their advantage, the Joketsuzoku common folk parted, giving the two combatants a very wide berth in the center of the village. Word had spread about the Musk Prince in the village and they had all gathered to see what a dragon looked like, but now, they were going to see the fight of their lives. Shi Huu, for her part, slid to a stop outside The Hall, and awaited his return to ground level. If she were to follow him into the air, she would deplete her ki levels and put herself at a severe disadvantage for the rest of the fight. Ranma, when he realized that she was not going to engage him in mid-air combat, floated down and assumed a stance. Shi Huu was upon him, immediately, and they exchanged blows too fast for the naked eye to see. Ranma slid around her Amaguriken and retreated, shooting a small ki blast at the ground to cover his retreat. Observing this second retreat, Shi Huu shook her head. Perhaps the boy had been kidding all along. He seemed to have a lot of ki, but no real skill. When he had retreated a safe distance, Ranma began to circle Shi Huu, leading her into a spiral. He carefully avoided her blows, closing the distance between them ever so slightly with each step. His eyes were always set upon her with grim determination, and his mind and aura was as calm as the waters of a frozen lake. Finally, just as he got within the effective range of her fists, Ranma allowed himself a little smile of triumph. "You lose, Honorable Matriarch," he whispered into her ears, before punching up at the sky with his right fist, "Hiryu Shoten Ha!" The slight breeze that had been blowing through the village suddenly became a raging tornado and Shi Huu could only watch in utter disbelief as the tornado sucked her up into the air. She tried to use her ki to escape the winds, but the action only strengthened the tornado and made it that much harder to escape. It took her precious seconds to realize that it was her ki, which served as the fuel for the twister, but by then, her ki reserves were almost completely expended. Still, she pulled in her ki before she lost consciousness, hoping that the action would be enough to starve the tornado. It was. Immediately, the tornado disappeared, leaving her stranded in mid- air, with no ki to expend. She fell down hard and staggered after a few seconds into a clumsy stance, only to lose consciousness mere moments later. Everyone was stunned with disbelief. Their most experienced warrior had been defeated by a mere teenager who had not even been hit once in the fight. ***************************************************************** Outside the village healer's house, half an hour later... The Joketsuzoku Elders gossiped in a faint murmur as they awaited the prognosis of Shi Huu. The boy had proven himself a match for the Matriarch and rightfully, earned his shelter in the village. Inside the tent, Ranma stood beside his downed opponent as he bored the healer about Shi Huu's health. "How is the Honorable Matriarch doing?" he asked. "She'll be fine, though I'm not that sure about The Council, as well as the men and women out there," the village healer, Yein Luo, a crone well past her hundreds, replied. Like Hai Fung, she, too, was around four-feet high with a well-maintained mane of silver-white hair. And like all other Wise Ones [1], she had a staff made of silver wood, which acted as a ki battery. It was literally gushing with her ki to his trained eyes. "Hmm!" Ranma said, his demeanor saying: Oh, that's perfectly understandable. Of course, he did not understand what she said. Looking at Ranma, Yein Luo shook her head in mirth. He seemed to be very easy to read when he was uncomfortable and right now, she could tell he was. Obviously, he had not understood her words and needed a more detailed explanation. "As Shi Huu said before the start of the battle, she's the premier warrior in the village - not the most skilled, mind you, but her experience in the field more than makes up for any lack in skill - and she's one of the few who're privy to all our secret techniques. It'd be nigh impossible for anyone in the village, least of all, an outsider, to defeat her, and yet, here you are. you have not only defeated her, but you have done it without receiving a scratch in return." Pause. "This is not only unbelievable, but unprecedented," she added. Light dawned at the end of the tunnel and Ranma nodded in comprehension, his face lighting up. "Well, I suppose that it's reasonable," he said. "How did you create that tornado, anyway, Ranma?" Yein Luo asked, her curiosity getting the better of her as she attended to Shi Huu. Ranma smiled, congenially. "Well, do you practice the fighting arts, Honorable..." "Yein Luo." "Honorable Healer Yein Luo?" "Yes, I do. However, I'm not very proficient at it. I know a couple of secret techniques: The Kacchu Tenshin Amaguriken and The Splitting Cat's Hair for example, but most of the higher stuff goes right past me," she replied. Ranma nodded. He had surmised as much. Even though her ki was tightly focused, she did not have the enormous reserves that characterized all warriors. "I'll teach you that," he pointed his thumb behind him, "if you'll teach me The Healing Arts." Yein Luo nodded, wiping Shi Huu's face with lukewarm water from a bowl. It sounded like a good proposition and she would be loathe passing up such an opportunity. "It's a deal. I'll teach you what I know and you teach me what you know." Ranma nodded in acquiescence. "Thank you, Honorable..." "Yein Luo would be enough, Ranma," she said, placing some herbs over the steaming bowl. "Thank you, Yein Luo," he said, bowing to her. Shi Huu chose that moment to return to the world of the living. "Oh! My aching head!" she moaned. "Don't overexert yourself so soon, Honorable One. Even though you might think otherwise, you aren't as strong as you once used to be," Yein Luo advised. This was, of course, the wrong thing to say to Shi Huu. She snorted in disgust and tried to sit up, but the exercise proved too great a task for her frail body. She collapsed back onto the bed and lay gasping. Yein Luo shook her head sadly in resignation. Things were not going the way she hoped they would. The Matriarch, her grandmother, needed at least a week of bed rest to rebuild her ki reserves, but the old woman was too bullheaded to follow her advise. Any sign of feebleness on her part would weaken her position in the Council, after all. "Anything I can do to help?" Ranma enquired, his eyes focused on Shi Huu's gasping form. He could sense Yein Luo's distress and Shi Huu's weakening ki. "No," Yein Luo shook her head, "I'm afraid there's nothing you can do, Ranma. The Honorable Matriarch's ki reserves are severely depleted and she needs the ki she lost in her battle with you to survive." "Well, I can help if that's the case," Ranma announced, gladly and moved over to Shi Huu. He pressed his right hand against her chest and began performing a ki transfusion right before Yein Luo's astonished face. Half a dozen Elders rushed into the house, ready for battle, only to stop and stare in astonishment as Ranma completely loosened his hold on his ki. A milky-white glow five-feet thick formed around him as he gently placed his hand on Shi Huu's chest and transferred his ki to her body. Within minutes, Shi Huu's reserves were restored to their original level and Ranma took his hand off her. Watching Ranma perform the ki transfer, the Elders nodded to themselves. This action on his part confirmed what they already knew. Ranma was definitely prime breeding material. Thus, unaware of the danger he was in, Ranma unwittingly started the husband-hunting season. Looking up and drawing his ki into himself, once again, Ranma shuddered as his danger sense went haywire. Suddenly, he felt as if the whole world was ganging up against him. The Elders watched Ranma's shudder and smiled, evil plans forming in their minds. Oh, if only they were just two hundred and thirty odd years younger! Ranma saw their smiles and paled. He was not going to have a single moment of peace in his life. He just knew it. Poor Ranma. Grin. ***************************************************************** The day after... Shi Huu sat up in the bed, smiling at Ranma's friendly face. "I'm much indebted to you, Ranma," she said, her voice brimming with gratitude. Ranma nodded, bowing to her. "How do you fare, Honorable Matriarch?" "I'm doing all right, thanks to you, child." Ranma straightened from his bow. "You're welcome, Honorable One." Pause. "As much as I wish it was not so, I have an ulterior motive for this visit..." he said. Shi Huu smirked. "Don't we all?" she asked in reply. The comment put Ranma a little at ease. Still, there was some hesitation in eyes. "What troubles you, Ranma?" Shi Huu asked, finally when he did not speak. "The Elders and the warriors keep calling me either boy, or child, or..." he said at length. Shi Huu raised an eyebrow. "And?" Pause. "Is there anything wrong with it?" she asked, mostly out of doubt. "Yes, there is," he replied, his voice quiet and commanding. "I'm not a child. In fact, I'm twenty-seven. It's just that I stopped growing seven years back," he muttered. Shi Huu was surprised and her eyes widened accordingly. If Ranma had come that close to attaining true mastery of The Art, her decision to accept him into the folds of the tribe was vindicated even further than it already was. Without a word, she looked at the trio of Elders who were by her side. They were eyeing the boy in a rather disquieting fashion, completely oblivious to her presence. Shaking her head, she turned back to Ranma. "They'll call you Ranma from now on," she said, "I'll make sure of that." "Thank you, Honorable One." Pause. "May I ask for another boon?" he asked. Shi Huu nodded. "I know that I'm to start taking classes as soon as possible..." he paused. "Go on..." Shi Huu prompted. "I was wondering whether I can take Yein Luo as one of my students and learn The Healing Arts from her in return." "I don't see any reason why you couldn't do that," she replied. There might be hope yet, of Yein Luo getting into the Council, after all. Ranma nodded, a Cheshire cat grin forming on his face. "As you wish, Honorable One." Shi Huu nodded. "Thank you for your wise counsel, Honorable One," Ranma said, gratefully. "You're welcome." Ranma stood up and bowed. "I'll take leave, now, Honorable Ones," he said to the four of them when he rose up. They bowed in return and he left. When he was gone, Shi Huu turned towards the trio of Elders in the room. "I'm sure all of you realize that if what Ranma said was true, then he's very close to attaining true mastery of The Art." Nod. "I saw the way you looked at him just now. Believe me, I, too, feel the same way, but I ask you to exercise some restraint. He's too great a find to be squandered through magical potions and the like; wouldn't you agree?" Again, they nodded. "I'm glad you agree with me 'cause I was going to do this whether you agree to it or not." She cleared her throat. "Your grandchildren may chase him, but they'll do it politely. That means: No magical, or mind altering potions, no marriage challenges and such. They can seduce him, however, but only if he's willing... In short, they have to woo him the way everyone else does and they have to make him fall in love with her... Else... I needn't make myself clear on that one, do I?" The three nodded in acceptance, even though they did not actually plan to follow the Matriarch's commands. They were sure that with just a little nudge in the right direction, the newest addition to the Joketsuzoku would see things their way and greatly enrich their family's gene pool. The nudge, of course, would be in classic, no holds barred Joketsuzoku style and all the men in the village were going to go mad with lust. ***************************************************************** A week and a half later... Ranma awoke long before the sun rose up in the eastern horizon and took the time to practice his very own kata, developed soon after he first defeated Master Hai Fung. This had become a rhythm for him: Get up, practice, eat, teach, eat, goof around with the other men, get bear hugged by scantily clad, super cute girls, faint, get up, again, eat and sleep. By sunup, the whole village was buzzing with activity. Ranma ended his morning exercises and returned to Yein Luo's house, for breakfast. The healer, on arrival at the village, had graciously offered him her abode for lodging, while his very own house was being built and he accepted it, as he had nowhere else to go. Strangely enough, his host was not present at the dining table and Ranma had to fetch the food from the kitchen, before settling down for a nice cold breakfast. When he was done with his meal, he headed out to his morning classes in one of the thickets around the village. A couple of hours later, Ranma returned exhausted from a long morning spent teaching very old and very stubborn students. He opened the door of Yein Luo's house and felt a ki he hadn't felt before. It was sweet, bitter, piquant and slightly sour, and tasted divine to his senses: The perfect flavor. His curiosity piqued, Ranma made his way upstairs, finally coming to a standing halt in front of a room, he had assumed to be a storeroom. It wasn't. He opened the door, took in the contents, developed a healthy nosebleed and dropped unconscious, hitting the floor with his head and making a nice, resounding and unhealthy thunk. The stress of the impact from Ranma's very hard head was too much for the floor and it developed cracks. Poor floor. Poor Ranma. ***************************************************************** Lein hummed a folk song as she dried her naked form softly with a silken towel. She tied the towel around the soft brown mane of hair on her head, and stepped out of the bath into her room. 'Nothing beats a lukewarm bath taken after spending ten days without one,' she thought, contentedly, removing the towel and ran her right hand over her hair. Her movements were made in such a way that they attenuated the smooth, feminine curves of her form against the mirror. She loved her job as a healer, but the work hours and the tours were pure murder. Summons at unearthly hours were common and one of them had come from a border settlement a month ago. Even though she left for her patient immediately, it had taken her ten days just to get to the village, and ten days more to get back. Another ten had been spent taking care of the terminally ill Matriarch of the village, whom she had, through a miracle of sorts, managed to bring back from the brink of death. On arriving back to the Village of the Councilors, all she wanted to do was a soak and a nice, long, warm bath. Unfortunately, fate and her friends thought otherwise. As soon as she stepped into the village walls, her friends accidentally 'found' her and they took it upon themselves to bring her up to date on the hottest gossip item of the year: Ranma, the latest addition to the village, and how he had successfully defeated her great grandmother, Shi Huu, the all-powerful Matriarch herself. Though unwilling to begin with, Lein succumbed to the unbridled enthusiasm of Shan Pu and the rest of the gang, and soon became part of the Ranma-mania in no time at all. Once that was done, they spent the rest of the morning roaming around the village, gossiping and generally having fun. For all her skill, Lein was at the very excitable age of twenty-three, and had to have her daily dose of fun, after all. Seeing the way the girls in the village drooled over this Ranma, she silently found herself curious about how he looked and acted and whether he would find her attractive or not. She did not have to wait long to find out, she realized, after her friends informed her that Ranma was staying in her house. She hastily excused herself and went home, determined to make a good presentation of herself to him. She was not chasing him, of course, she was just curious about him. However, her plans went awry. Ranma had not arrived immediately, or even a little later. Three hours passed with her sitting in the hall waiting and finally, seeing no sign of him, she decided to take a bath to freshen up and rid herself off the damnable nervousness that was plaguing her. The bath took nearly half an hour and as she dried herself, looking at her reflection in the mirror, she heard a dull thud from behind her. She looked back and saw a strange boy lying on the floor unconscious, a small puddle of red forming near his face. Even though she did not recognize him, she realized what had happened and shook her head, chuckling to herself. Donning a silken robe, she moved towards him. She knelt down by his side and awakened him up with the help of a pressure point in his forehead. The boy opened his eyes slowly, looked at her face, her open robe and the assets on display, and fainted. Ranma would always say in the following years that he had not eaten that afternoon and this was the cause of his fainting spells. He was lying, of course. All his life, Ranma had been secluded from members of the opposite sex. Even though he knew the truth about the birds and the bees, thanks to Wu Zhu Yu and Dang Shen, his bodyguards at the palace, he had never given the subject much thought as all the women in his life had reminded him of, well, one animal, or the other. That, of course, had changed with his introduction to the Joketsuzoku women and their very healthy bodies. In the eight days he had spent in the Village of the Councilors, he had been presented with glimpses of many an 'economically' dressed, drop dead gorgeous femme fatales. Yet, everything he had seen until then paled against sight of her soft, glowing, creamy white skin, and the thin, transparent veneer of silken material that hid and yet, did not hide the soft, smooth curves of her body. From the deep-blue, crystal clear orbs that were her eyes, his eyes trailed down, past the nape of her neck to her shoulders and her wonderfully pert, delicious looking breasts. They paused there, taking in the sight of them for the smallest fraction of a second, before trailing downwards to her feasty, exposed hips and the little bush of straight, light-brown hair that surrounded and hid the lips of her luscious vulva. Ranma's brain overloaded at the dirty thoughts that filled his mind and he knew no more. Lein sighed, took his head in her arms and rested him against her chest. Slap! Slap! "Just give me a couple of minutes," Ranma moaned, drunkenly, without opening his eyes. Some incredibly soft and warm pillow supported his head and he did not want to wake up, ever. Lein snickered. Slowly, Ranma opened his eyes, frightened to death and quivering. Now, he had done it. She was probably going to pound him to within an inch of his life. His eyes fell on her person and he felt faint, his fears forgotten. "Don't faint," she said, pleadingly, "I promise to not hurt you." It was the sweetest voice he had heard in his entire life. He opened his eyes, again and fought the fainting spell that threatened to deliver him into the clutches of unconsciousness once more. "Who are you?" she asked. His heart skipped several beats, when he saw her lips move. "I... I... I'm..." he shook his head to clear it. His mind was hazy and he could not remember anything. "I do..." again, he caught sight of her eyes and again, he felt his memories fading, "I'm... err... I don't know who I am!" His desperate frustration was clear in his voice. She snickered, again. Her laughter proved too much for his overburdened senses and he gladly welcomed the sweet call of unconsciousness as it embraced him with loving hands. Looking at his unconscious body, Lein smiled to herself. She was beginning to feel comfortable with this stranger and it was affecting her in a weird sort of way. She slapped him lightly, once again, and he opened his eyes, only to faint when she snickered again. 'Does he find me so despicable?' she thought, and it brought hot tears to her eyes, which rolled and cascaded down her cheeks. A single, sparkling star collected near her chin and fell on his forehead. Ranma was having the time of his life in his dreams, when it began to rain. Not wanting to transform into a dragon, he woke up and laid eyes on her angelic face. Tiny beads of stardust trickled from her eyes and he found himself paralyzed with remorse. He wanted to make those tears go away, but he was at odds as to how he was going to make that happen. If only he knew the reason for her distress. Building up his courage, he opened his mouth to speak, but his voice failed him and no words came out. He closed his mouth, waited a moment, opened it and tried again. "Why are you crying?" he tried to ask. It came out as a silly squeak. She looked into his eyes and saw the concern in them. She smiled in spite of herself and amazingly enough, he did not faint, though his eyes clouded. She heard his heart pounding away inside his chest and hers pounded in harmony with it. 'He likes me!' she realized with a start. She blushed and he panicked. When she smiled, he felt his worries disappear and his heart struggled to break free from the stifling confines of his chest. Her cheeks reddened then, and he decided that she looked like a Goddess when she was like that. His eyes began to cloud once more. He shook his head forcibly and cleared the fog that threatened to strip away his sanity. He wanted to see her forever, damn it! The blush continued to grow in strength. 'Maybe I'm doing something wrong,' he thought and it frightened him. Coming to the wrong conclusion and panicking, he removed himself from her lap and retreated to the far edge of the room. Hugging the wall and waving his arms around in an overwhelmed manner, he begun apologizing to her, asking her to forgive whatever mistake he had committed. "I'm sorry. I won't do it again, I swear..." he found himself blabbering on and on with no respite. She found his nonsensical blabbering very endearing. He looked so cuddly and cute waving his arms around like that. Her blush subsided and her tongue unraveled itself. 'You're so cute!' "Am I really?" he asked, ceasing his 'Look! I am a birdie,' impression. Now, it was his turn to blush. When she heard his question, her blush returned with a vengeance. "Did I say that aloud?" the question was directed more to herself than to him. He nodded. "I'm sorry," she whispered. "Don't be," he whispered back. Pause. "Ummm... You're not mad at me, or anything, are you?" She shook her head. He exhaled deeply. He was immensely grateful that she was not angry with him. He did not know what he would have done, if she had been. Extricating himself from the wall, he moved just a little closer to her. Amazingly, he found that he could think clearer now. His heart still pounded desperately in his chest, but it was not as bad as before. And his name came back to him. "Ummm... I'm Ranma. Sorry about this," he apologized, scratching the base of his neck. She looked shocked for a moment, and then burst out into a hearty laugh. "You... You... are... Ranma," she managed between gasps, when she found herself unable to rein in her laughter. Ranma felt his heart grow despondent. 'She thinks I'm nothing more than a big joke.' He turned away to hide the tears that were creeping into his eyes. She saw him turning away and caught the glint of tears of pain on his cheeks. Instantly, her laughter died away. She rose up and went up to him. She took his shoulders in her arms and turned him around. "Don't cry, I'm not laughing 'cause I think that you're a joke," she explained, somehow knowing intuitively the reason for his tears. His expression brightened. "You swear." She laughed joyously and nodded. His heart began to pound, once again. Her lips looked so inviting when she laughed. His chest felt heavy and he sighed in contentment. "Yes, I swear. I heard all about you and how you defeated great, great grandmother, and I guess, I was expecting you to be more rugged... like the others." "Rugged..." 'What 'others?' Is it possible that she's in love with someone else?' His shoulders slumped in defeat. "I meant:" she continued, seeing the look on his face, "rugged, like the warriors that I take care of when they're sick, or hurt." His shoulders rose up again. 'Thank you, God!' he thought; screamed in his mind. "What's your name?" he asked. It would not do to say he was in love with her without knowing her name, after all. She blushed and covered her mouth with her right hand. "Oh my! I forgot that, didn't I?" she asked, embarrassedly. "Yes, you did," he replied. "My name's Lein." 'Lein.' He rolled the name in his mouth and decided that he liked it very much. "Thank you, for taking care of me, Lein," he said and bowed to her. As much as he wanted to be spend every waking hour with her, he knew that he would go mad, if he were in her proximity for even a minute longer. He straightened from his bow and his hands went to the base of his neck. 'He looks absolutely adorable like this,' she thought and swooned. When she did not reply, he continued, "ummm... It was nice meeting you, Lein. I... I apologize for, um... you know, um..." he pointed towards the towel she had used to dry herself. She blushed twelve shades of red. Too embarrassed to open her mouth to reply, she nodded her head. Apology accepted. "Ummm... Thank you, again, your adorable cuteness, for taking care of me," he shouted as he bounded out of the room. 'He thinks I'm cute.' Her hand automatically went up to her cheek and she swooned, again. "Nice to see you, too, great granddaughter," an old and very familiar voice cackled from the side. Startled out of her reverie, Lein turned and saw Shi Huu perched atop the tree outside her window. "Great, great grandmother, what're you doing here?" Lein asked, not at all surprised to find the old woman on the tree. Shi Huu grinned, mischievously. "Nothing," she whistled, innocently, "I just wanted to see how my great, great granddaughter and her lover were getting along," she replied, hopping off the tree and into the room through the window. Lein blushed. "He's not my lover, great, great grandmother," she whispered, embarrassedly. Gods! Old people could be so embarrassing. 'At least, not yet, and not for very long, if I have any say about it!' "Child, you don't live for three hundred years without recognizing the signs of love," Shi Huu replied, "I saw the way he looked at you. He's fallen head over heels in love with you." "He has?" Lein blurted out, before she could rein in her wayward emotions and control herself. "Oh, yes, child. And by the looks of it, so have you." Lein's cheeks reddened, yet again. 'My cheeks are going to turn permanently red, if this keeps on much longer!' Shi Huu nodded and continued. "Yes, he is. Moreover, before you ask for it, you have my blessings, granddaughter. He's definitely the perfect match for you: Both your Yin and Yang's perfectly complement each other. In fact, I have never seen anyone else whose Yin and Yang complemented each other so perfectly." Lein's eyes widened. Of course, she knew of the legends. When two people with complementary Yin and Yang meet, nothing on Earth could stop them from falling in love. They were soul mates, after all. "Moreover, your marriage would greatly strengthen the family," the old woman said and hopped off. Lein nodded, mutely, her heart, fluttering like a butterfly's wings. ***************************************************************** Ranma ran out of the house and into the street, wandering around the streets with a very light heart and an even lighter spring in his steps. Everywhere he went, he saw skimpily dressed girls. All the men and boys were drooling at them, and the married women had a dreamy look on their faces and in their eyes. The married men, too, had goofy grins and all of them were quite friendly towards Ranma. Ranma, of course, did not understand what was going on and he wondered why they were all acting so friendly all of a sudden. 'Must be some sort of Joketsuzoku festival or something!' he thought to himself. Just as he was about to turn a corner, a voice beckoned him. "Hold on there, sonny!" Ranma turned around and had a very frightening close encounter of the face-to-face kind with one of the younger Elders. She stood atop her staff, nicely balancing her four-foot frame and eyed him, speculatively. "Argh! A demon!" Ranma shouted and jumped high into the air. The Elder snorted in disgust. She was at that ripe age, where her looks were her worst enemy and to have it pointed out to her in so rude a manner, just made her want to puke and die in disgust. 'Children, nowadays, are so disrespectful!' she thought, indignantly. "It's little old beautiful me, and not some demon in disguise," she said, sweetly, putting on her most ugly smile to his horror. "Come down. I have a proposition for you." Ranma released his ki and landed softly on the ground. "Elder, forgive my insolence, but you're as ugly as they come and..." Thunk! "Now, why did you have to go and do that?" Ranma complained. It was his turn to act indignant now. "I was just telling you the truth." He had hoped that his long days of suffering under sticks and other torture items were over, but apparently, one could not hope to cheat fate. Thunk! Now, there were two matching bumps, one on each side of his head. Hello, demon Ranma. Grin. The Elder waved her staff around and with a flourish, brought it to rest by her side. Ranma raised an eyebrow at this display, while at the same time, rubbing the bumps, gingerly. "Sonny, I want you to consider what I'm about to tell you very, very carefully, before you make any decision," she said. Ranma felt alarm bells going off inside his brain, but decided to ignore it for the time being. She wouldn't dare to attack him, would she? "Go on, Elder," he said, slowly in a measured voice. "Sonny, I have been observing you, since you stepped into this village and I feel that a nice lad such as you should not be walking around without a girl in his arms. Therefore, being the gracious woman I am, I'm offering my granddaughter to be wedded to you as your wife..." Boom! When the sonic boom died away, the Elder looked at the rapidly disappearing cloud of dust that was Ranma and chuckled evilly. "Look's like son-in-law's a bit uncooperative. If he's reluctant, then a more direct approach must be taken," she spoke aloud. Lightning flashed in the background and a peal of thunder shook the very air. The first shot in the 'Ranma, be my husband,' contest had been fired and hell was about to break loose. Poor Ranma. Poor village. Poor, poor Ranma. ***************************************************************** Ranma's life took a turn towards the worse from that day on and it just kept on getting worse. All eligible girls in the village chased him, and threw themselves at him every chance they got. The boys grew insanely jealous and the girls steadily became increasingly violent as time passed. Indeed, several times during the course of the first week, huge brawls broke out between the girls, when several prospective suitors tried to seduce him simultaneously. Soon, the private brawls became huge free for all hit-fests and toothless grins became that much more common in the village. Eventually, the married ones decided they had enough, and refused to work in the fields, until some sort of agreement, regarding the rules and regulations of the husband hunt were reached. The nights were very memorable, sure, but the damage done during the daytime was getting harder and harder to repair by the day and soon enough, they'd be too tired to enjoy the nights. An emergency council meeting was called, and it was decreed that none should try to seduce Ranma, or drug him, or force him to do anything he did not want to, which was exactly what Shi Huu had advised before, but now, the other Elders were a little more willing to follow her words. Things slowly returned to normal from then on, though the rivalries sparked during those three weeks continued to fester for many more years to come. Many of the boys in the village rejoiced at the fact that Lein stayed clear of the brawls, until a chance happening one day shattered their hopes. On that fateful day, Ranma met Lein on the way back from one of his classes and she smiled at him. Of course, Ranma fainted immediately, and one of the bullies in the village, Yue Shi, who fancied himself as one of Lein's suitors, decided to show an unconscious Ranma what he thought of the newcomer's carousing ways. He had not landed three blows on Ranma, when Lein exploded in an uncharacteristic display of anger and figuratively castrated him. His friends did not fare much better. After that, it was generally accepted, though never spoken vocally, that everyone should stay on Lein's good side when it came to Ranma. ***************************************************************** Two months after the end of the husband hunting season... Shi Huu sat facing Ranma in the middle of the glade. Ranma listened to her, nodding every once in a while. "No, Ranma, Hai Fung was wrong. Two different types of channels crisscross the human body. One is for ki and the other is for mana. Ki is like Yang, it's easily accessible and its nature causes its users to grow stronger when they use it. Mana is like the Yin, it's dark, mysterious and not easily accessible. It's also vastly more powerful than ki, if you know how to use it. "The body cannot survive without both ki and mana. As the body ages, it uses more and more ki, and mana... We die when the rate of consumption exceeds the rate of production. Masters of The Art have found a way to circumvent this process: With enough ki, the body can live far longer than normal. This is what ma