D.P.R. reduced fanfiction: Two Sides of the Coin

Original story by Benares
Reduced by Paul "Unseen" Durant

(Ranma gets SPLIT)

Ranma

I'm Ranma!

Onna-Ranma

No you're not, I'm Ranma!

Genma and Nodoka

No you're not, you're Ranko. Now wear this dress.

Ukyou

Not only are you not Ranma, but I hate you.

"Ranko"

Screw you guys, I'm leaving.

("She" DOES.)

THE END