Ranma
I'm really in love with Akane, I just won't admit it!
Akane
I'm really in love with Ranma, I just won't admit it!
Shampoo
I'm really in love with Mousse, I just won't admit it!
Nabiki
I'm really in love with Kuno, I just won't admit it!
Cologne
I'm an evil old bitch!
(She is. Big, dramatic scenes. Cliches abound.)
THE END