I will write a bunch of Ranma fics where I change one little thing, and therefore create a lot of interesting parallel universes.

(He does.)

You stink, because some fics don't feature Ranma & Akane!

You have hurt my feelings. Therefore, all my fics from now on will feature an evil bitch Akane, and will have every other girl in the series be kind, loving, understanding, sweet, and completely non-canon.

This is weird. Can't we all just get along?

NO!