Original story by Hung Nguyen
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
Ranma
I'm going to run away from Nerima, cut my hair, change my name, take up smoking, become a misogynist, and in general stop being Ranma, and become the main character from Tattoon Master but with kick-ass martial arts skills.
(He DOES.)
Girls from Tattoon Master
Let's have mad nookie!
(They TRY. Ex-Ranma RESISTS.)
Characters from Ranma 1/2
Ranma, we're going to hunt you down and make your life misreable!
Author
Ha! They haven't realized that this is an ex-Ranma!
(They HAVEN'T. Ex-Ranma HOSPITALIZES them, while RANTING INCOHERENTLY.)
THE END