Original story by D.B. Sommer
Reduced by Slacker
Shampoo
I'm cursed to turn into a boy, so I'll go with Ranma.
Ranma
After a great many hijinks and a dramatic end battle, me and Shampoo will get married.
(They do.)
Kasumi
I want to have sex with Shampoo's cursed form!
(She does.)
Captain D'Amour
I will have sex with every girl in the series.
(He gets kicked in the balls for lying.)
THE END
Readers
It's kinda... long, innit?