Second Best
Original story by D.B.
Sommer
Reduced by Brian Randall
Ranma
It's kinda cool being the best.
(A NEW CHALLENGER shows up.)
Takeshi
Yeah, it is, which is why I'm going to fight you!
(Ranma LOSES the fight VERY BADLY, as a MYSTERIOUS FIGURE arrives.)
Sifler
Hey, I can make you strong enough to be the best for real.
(He DOES. Ranma BEATS Takeshi.)
Takeshi
Well, you're better at martial arts, but at least I'm still smarter and more handsome than you.
(Ranma realizes he's AGED almost a HUNDRED YEARS.)
Ranma
Aw, SNAP!