Original story by Fire
Reduced by Jonathan Rosebaugh
(Ranma and Akane go to Juuban. Ranma HIDES his curse by posing as Ranko. Ranko BEATS UP a youma.)
Senshi
Ranko, we want you to be a Sailor Senshi.
Ranko
No!
Senshi
Please?
Ranko
OK.
(ANGST occurs. Akane is KIDNAPPED and imprisoned in another DIMENSION.)
Ranma
I'll save you Akane! SUN STAR POWER, MAKE UP!
(Ranma RESCUES Akane, REVEALS his "secret identity", and RETURNS to Earth, and a bunch of stuff is left UNRESOLVED.)
Akane
I'll beat up Shampoo in the usual, cliche manner so she'll 'stop' chasing Ranma.
(She does.)
THE END