Between a Rock and A Hard Place
Original story by Zen
Reduced by M. Pascal
Ranma
Woe is me, my life sucks.
(He gets HIT by a TRUCK.)
Fiancees
Waaaah! Don't die, Ranma! We love you!
(Ranma FIGHTS OFF various opponents in a SURREAL DREAMSCAPE, then wakes UP.)
Ranma
Ukyou, I love you, but I can't come right out and say it because then we couldn't have a sequel.
THE END
Zen
Zen likes to refer to Zen in the third person.
Everyone else
Cool story. Especially because it's finished.