Ranma Finally Makes the Right Choice
Original story by Mike Rhea
Reduced by Rylan Hilman
(Ranma RUNS AWAY from Akane's cooking. JIGGLYPUFF walks into the Tendo Dojo and SINGS everybody to SLEEP.)
Nodoka
Ranma, would you rather be engaged to the incompetent and uncute Akane, who isn't fit to be married, or the skilled and cute Ukyo, your lifelong friend?
(Ranma pulls out a DIAMOND RING and PROPOSES to Ukyo.)
Ukyou
Yes!!
(Meanwhile, back at the Dojo, everybody WAKES UP. Nabiki WALKS in.)
Nabiki
You all just met a Pokemon, and look, here comes another one!
(GLOOM walks into the Tendo Dojo and STINKS.)
THE END
(Oh, BTW, Ryoga is LOST again.)