Original story by Chris Willmore and many others
Reduced by Slacker
Ranma
I'm dead. No, wait. I've just been brought back as a ghost.
(He HAS)
I'm a ghost too!
(She IS)
Don't forget us!
(The writers DON'T, which leads to TOO MANY sidestories, and an UNFINISHED MAIN STORY)
Authors
Okay, we're bored. Let's stop.
(They DO)
Readers
What's the point of the story?!