Original story by Susan Doenime
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
Ranma
Ryoga and P-chan are separate individuals, and Ryoga's umbrella is blue. Obviously, something is very wrong.
(He goes to CONSULT Cologne, who is now a MAN.)
Cologne
You are in a new reality. Since Akane's a lesbian, you'd better run off with Shampoo -- who is just a friend, really -- and look for a reality-travelling locket.
(Ranma DOES. He is a SUCKER.)
THE END