Original story by
Douglas MacDougall
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
Akira
I am a new character (that the author insists will not be annoying) who knows everything about Jusenkyo curses. Ranma, you have the mind of a girl when you're cursed.
Ranma
No, I don't.
(Many WACKY HINJINKS ensue as they argue about this.)
THE END (except that it isn't actually FINISHED)
Reader
Wow, and I thought Zen was slow!