Author

You know, there really is way too many bad SIs. Why don't I write a clever fic mocking them?

(He DOES.)

Author

Now that I've mocked bad SIs, why don't I take it further and mock various writing techniques covering up my harsh and biting criticism in the guise of a martial arts fight?

(He DOES THAT, too.)

Author

I could mock crap cliches too! Score!

(He DOES, and leaves the readers wondering if there was ANYTHING he forgot to MOCK in the fic.)

THE END