The Legend of Ranma
Original story by Hung Nguyen
Reduced by Dracos
Ranma
I'm Ranma but I'm really Link! Everyone either loves me or is evil!
(They are)
Setsuna
I'm an insane evil bitch with no sense of strategy.
(She IS and routinely DEMONSTRATES it)
Saffron
I have the triforce of power and am now a full god. So now I have a meglomaniac villain complex straight from Sailor Moon.
(He DOES)
Mara
I'll show the audience how easy it is to turn the Senshi against Ranma!
(She DOES)
Sages
Yeah, we are all warlike and direct and such.
(They ARE)
THE END
Author
Meh. I'll work on this when I'm not inspired to work on something else.