Original story by Michael Fetter
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
(Ranma is PERMANENTLY LOCKED as a GIRL at Jusenkyo.)
Genma
Well, boy, guess you're going to have to marry Mamoru "Tuxedo Mask" Tendo.
Ranma
Oh, great.
Sailor Senshi
You seem to be the reincarnation of Queen Serenity, but we're going to brutally attack you every chance we get because we're offended by childish insults.
Ranma
Even better.
Author
None of that matters, because at the very end of the story, I'm going to go in a completely different direction, invalidate everything I've set up so far, and brutally dispose of a whole bunch of major characters for no readily apparent reason!
Ranma
That's... wait, what?
(The author DOES.)
THE END
Author
Jinkies! Ferrets stole my brain!