Original story by Krista Perry
Reduced by pretty much everyone who's heard of it
Shampoo
I must have Ranma at all costs!
Cologne
I know a way, because I'm an evil old bitch!
(They BANISH Akane to the Kami Plane, where TIME flows DIFFERENTLY.)
Ranma
I will rescue Akane no matter what!
(He TRIES.)
Akane
I'm back. Where are you, Ranma?
Ranma
I'm dead.
(He IS.)
CLIFFHANGER
Readers
Where's the next chapter?
Author
Ummmm... here, have a FFVII/Inu-yasha/Detective Conan/etc. fic!