Original story by D.F. Roeder
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
(Due to SPONTANEOUS ANGST, Genma does not get CURSED AT JUSENKYO, and Ranma RUNS AWAY back to Japan.)
Tofu
That sucks. Wanna become my son and a healer?
Ranma
Okay.
(He meets RYOKO, who has been DUMPED by Tenchi.)
Ranma
That sucks. Wanna fall in love?
Ryoko
Okay.
(They DO.)
THE END