Original story by DB Sommer
Reduced by Ginrai
Fiancees Other than Akane
Akane's getting too close to Ranma.... Let's kill her!
(They DO -- Or so it SEEMS.)
Fiancees that are Alive
Now that she's gone let's see how fast we can stab each other in the back!
Secret Other Girl
Not so fast....
(She gets them FIRST.)
Nabiki
HAHAHA! Now that the others are dead Ranma will be all mine!
Shampoo
Next time Mercenary Girl should make sure that all girls are really dead.
Nabiki
....
Akane
Oh, and did you know that I'm actually a lesbian and in a loving relationship with Shampoo?
Nabiki
You mean I didn't have to go through with this whole plot and end up in a position where I could die? DOH!
(She gets SHOVED off the window sill and CRACKS her HEAD.)
Akane
Now let's get out of here and change our appearance before the others find out.
(They DO. Akane also INCREASES her BUST along the way.)
THE END
Ranma
And in case any of you have missed me, Kasumi and I are slowly falling in love with each other because everyone else is dead.