Akane

Ranma, I hate you! Our engagement is OVER!

(THIS time, it IS)

Ranma

(Hiroshi and onna-Ranma SCULPT stuff together, which prompts them to FALL in LOVE)

Hiroshi

Ranma, I love you.

(He DOES)

Ranma

Hiroshi, I love you.

(Ranma realizes that she DOES)

Akane

Hiroshi, you BASTARD! Stay away from Ranma!

(Ranma SLAPS Akane in the face because she LOVES Hiroshi.)

Hiroshi

Bye.

(Hiroshi leaves and Ranma falls into depression.)

TO BE CONTINUED