Author

Hmmm. My idea is clever. Why don't I work on it, and share it with everyone?

(It ISN'T but he POSTS ANYWAY, to every list that hasn't BANNED him and many which have.)

Author

Well, this isn't quirky enough. I'll put 'Ranma' on it to get attention, and then why don't I make random characters barely pubsecent lesbian undead, and SI myself into it?

(He does, and gives himself a list of POWERS so INCREDIBLY LONG they actually create a black hole of stupidity which SLAYS seven wise men in CHINA on the SPOT.)

Readers

Our eyes!

Mods

If only stupidity was a bannable offense...

Author

Dude, you won't believe it. I forgot my idea. Sucky!

THE END

Author

Time to do it again tomorrow with a new account.