Original story by Kim Smuga-Otto
Reduced by Rylan Hilman
(Kasumi reads a MARTHA STEWART magazine.)
I'll follow the teachings of Martha Stewart to become a better homemaker!
(She DOES. Nobody seems to NOTICE the difference.)
You're working too hard. Join our organization and do your housework following your own style.
I'll violently oppose the teachings of Martha Stewart to become a better homemaker!
(She DOES, and BLOWS UP a WAREHOUSE.)
THE END