Original story
by Hung Nguyen
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
Ranma
Jinkies! I'm blind!
(He IS. Somehow, that makes him more POWERFUL THAN EVER.)
Tendo Girls
Despite being really attracted to Ranma, I will do something stupid that will make him hate me!
(They DO.)
Amazon Girls
I want to jump his bones!
(He IGNORES them.)
THE END