Commentary on the reduction of 'Cats'

Original site by the DPR Crew
Reduced by Adrian Tymes



You _almost_ got it right. ^_O

RE:

Ukyou
I will waver with indecision and moral qualms instead of resolving a simple situation.

@@I will waver with indecision and moral qualms because I've got a dammed  _cat_ sitting on my grill telling me it's my fiance's other fiance. YOU try handling something like that after a hard day slaving over a hot grill for a bunch of *%^&*# salarymen who eat like pigs and don't leave tips and see how well YOU handle it, buster!!!

(She does, and Akane-cat MUTILATES and CRIPPLES her for LIFE.)

@@{She does, and cute lil Akane-kitty gently (but firmly) rearranges her priorities. And a few non-critical body parts. But Ukyou is NOT crippled for life. Just for a few months. No more than eighteen at the outside.}


AND

Ranma

I will swear that I will never forgive Ukyou for being mauled, and will accuse her of something that there is
no evidence to support.

@@I will swear that I will never forgive Ukyou for being mauled, and will accuse her of something because  I can read the writing on the wall.

AND

Shampoo

I will be cute and sexy and forgive Ukyou for her 'sins' to show what a nice person I am!


@@I Am cute and sexy and forgive Ukyou for her 'sins' because that's the kind of person I am (are you watching Airen?)
And because if there should ever be some sort of misunderstanding between sweet, wonderful, _forgiving_ Akane-kitty and me (it was all Great-grandmother's fault. I didn't know anything about it) I can throw spatula girl to her while I run like hell.


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