Original site by the DPR Crew
Reduced by Adrian Tymes
You _almost_ got it right. ^_O
RE:
Ukyou
I will waver with indecision and moral qualms instead of resolving a simple
situation.
@@I will waver with indecision and moral qualms because I've got a
dammed _cat_ sitting on my grill telling me it's my fiance's other fiance.
YOU try handling something like that after a hard day slaving over a hot
grill for a bunch of *%^&*# salarymen who eat like pigs and don't leave
tips and see how well YOU handle it, buster!!!
(She does, and Akane-cat MUTILATES and CRIPPLES her for LIFE.)
@@{She does, and cute lil Akane-kitty gently (but firmly) rearranges her
priorities. And a few non-critical body parts. But Ukyou is NOT crippled
for life. Just for a few months. No more than eighteen at the outside.}
AND
Ranma
I will swear that I will never forgive Ukyou for being mauled, and will
accuse her of something that there is
no evidence to support.
@@I will swear that I will never forgive Ukyou for being mauled, and will
accuse her of something because I can read the writing on the wall.
AND
Shampoo
I will be cute and sexy and forgive Ukyou for her 'sins' to show what a
nice person I am!
@@I Am cute and sexy and forgive Ukyou for her 'sins' because that's the
kind of person I am (are you watching Airen?)
And because if there should ever be some sort of misunderstanding between
sweet, wonderful, _forgiving_ Akane-kitty and me (it was all
Great-grandmother's fault. I didn't know anything about it) I can throw
spatula girl to her while I run like hell.