Original story by Mad Hamlet
Reduced by Mad Hamlet, Slacker, and Brian Randall
(Ranma arrives at the DOJO, only to find out that Akane is MUTE due to an old INJURY)
Poor Akane is disabled. I will suddenly aquire the sensitivity of a poet and fall for her.
(He DOES)
I will suddenly become a violent bigot!
(He DOES)
JACKIE CHAN!
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer stole all my creative energies!
(It did.)
Readers
Damn you, Buffy!