Akane

Ranma, I hate you! I hope your life sucks!

(It DOES)

Ranma

My life sucks.

Hiroshi

Aw, don't be like that! It could always be worse.

(It gets WORSE, as Ranma gets Akane FURIOUS at him)

Ranma

My life really sucks.

Daisuke

Aw, don't be like that! It could always be worse.

(It gets WORSE, as Ranma gets unbelievably DRUNK)

Ranma

My life really really sucks.

Kasumi

Oh, don't be like that, Ranma-kun! It could always be worse.

(It gets WORSE, as Ranma's life is reduced beyond SHAMBLES as everyone he trusted brutally STABS him in the BACK)

Ranma

Okay, this is as bad as things get.

Tofu

You're pregnant.

Ranma

My mistake. It got worse.

(It DID)

THE END

Readers

... woah. Angsty.