Nabiki

This seems like it's going to be a normal day.

(It ISN'T. Nabiki's partially responsible for saving the UNIVERSE, and is being hunted by a psychotic GERBIL with AMAZING POWERS.)

Nabiki

So much for that theory.

Yotsuya

Everything will be okay. Probably.

Segata Sanshiro

SEGATA SANSHIRO! SEGATA SANSHIRO! SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!

(Everything turns out OKAY. Mostly.)