I will give Shampoo's curse to Akane to cure Shampoo.

(She does.)

I will escape and wreak vengeance upon all that slighted me!

(She escapes.)

I will waver with indecision and moral qualms instead of resolving a simple situation.

(She does, and Akane-cat MUTILATES and CRIPPLES her for LIFE.)

I will now ally with Shampoo, even though a lot of this is her fault.

(She does.)

I'm evil.

(He is.)

I will swear that I will never forgive Ukyou for being mauled, and will accuse her of something that there is no evidence to support.

(He does.)

I will be cute and sexy and forgive Ukyou for her 'sins' to show what a nice person I am!

(She does.)