Original story by Lorien
Reduced by Brian Randall and Corwin
(Ranma gets a MAGICAL STONE that will grant him TWO WISHES so he wishes to be FREE of the CURSE)
Wow, I'm in a world with no curse, but I suck at martial arts, and I'm not engaged to Akane! I'll have to fix that.
(He TRAINS for two weeks and gains FOURTEEN YEARS of physical conditioning)
Wow! You're way cooler than my real brother!
Yep! Now, I gotta get Akane engaged to me...
(He DOES, while being watched by a vaguely SI-ish GUARDIAN)
Neat! I'm engaged to Ranma! What could possibly go wrong?
(Shampoo ATTACKS, though no one really knows WHY)
Audience
So when do we get to see Ranma and Ranko get it on? Oooo! "Careless Destiny!"