Original Story by Zen
Reduced by Brian Randall
Akane
I only hurt you because I care.
(She BEATS Ranma senseless repeatedly)
Ranma
I will love you till death do us part.
(He does)
Ukyou
Ranma, I'll save you, or die trying!
(She does)
THE END
Ukyou Fanboys
This is canon!
Akane Fanboys
This is garbage!
Zen
This is a fic. Get over it.