Ukyou

I'll make Akane disappear.

(She does.)

Akane

I'll disappear.

Ranma

I'll marry Ukyou because there's nothing better to do.

(He does.)

Ukyou

Now I'll force Ranchan to stop practicing martial arts and live an awful life all because I'm a psycho, lesbian bitch.

(She does.)

Ranma

Will my life ever get better?

(It doesn't.)

THE END

Author

And if you didn't know, this completely in-character fic was written to counter that awful, awful Akane-bashing, Ukyou (who's really a very evil and manipulative girl) praising, out of character dark (as in not what Takahashi meant) fic, Bitter End.

(It was.)

Readers

We... care.

(They don't.)