(A queen KIDNAPS Ranma from Ucchan's.)

Ukyo

I'll be get Ran-Chan back for quickly!

(Cologne has a FLASHBACK that lasts TWO LINES.)

Recsue Mukoudono,and take yours a spatula you!

I'm out of character! GRRRRAAAAHHH!!!

(She IS. Kuno FLIES in on a rowboat and TALKS for twenty minutes.)

Makes sense.

(Readers DISAGREE. Vast majority can't TAKE it anymore and RUN AWAY right around this point. The REST of the fic STUMBLES onward, but it's way too WEIRD to describe.)

THE END