Original story by Jim Bader
Reduced by Bjorn Christianson
(The heavily overused "HI I'M RANMA" opening takes place.)
Nabiki
Well, I'll get engaged to Ranma, because despite my Ice Queen exterior, I'm really the sexiest, most desirable girl in this series.
Ranma
Things will work out very well, because when I'm not around that horribly violent and border-line psychopathic Akane, I'm actually the most sensitive and loving guy in this series.
(It DOES.)
Shampoo
Well, Shampoo very sexy, so she get married to both of you, okay?
(She DOES.)
Author
Aw, hell, why stop there?
(All of the characters have hot wild sex, much of it LESBIAN.)
THE END